Fuck you dumsoft

fuck you dumsoft

I can't tell if Dark Souls 3 is really that easy or it's me. Coming from Bloodborne, everything in DS3 is a pushover.

fuck you you liar. bloodborne was the hardest game i ever played until this and its fuckin cake by comparison. this is just 100% bullshit beginning to end.

Well I guess it's just the DLC and deeper chalices that are real hard in BB, but nothing in Dark Souls 3 stands up to the aggressive playstyle that Bloodborne tunes you to. If you've beaten Defiled Hotdog and Orphan you're going to plow through DS3.

Please explain, OP.

explain what? how this fucking tree is the biggest bullshit in the fucking game so far? its fucking stupid bullshit thats completely fucking unfair in a shitty unfair bullshit meme game. happy?

It's not a fun boss but it's not bullshit.

Jesus Christ user, calm down.

Easy Boss is easy.

It really is the easiest souls game. Seems each game gets easier and easier. Gameplay mechanics get better resulting in the player to get faster and stronger, by time BB and DaS3 rolled around i could run circles around enemies and was nigh untouchable.

The slower movement of DaS1/DeS worked perfectly in regards to bosses. You moved slow, bosses moved slow

Now it's you move sonic speed and bosses still move slow

i've beaten every boss in bloodborne and dlc and can say without a doubt that dark souls 3 has harder boss fights. defiled hotdog and laurence were the only bosses that gave me trouble in bloodborne..it's a good game don't get me wrong but it's much easier solo than dark souls 3.

>does bullshit damage
>spams minions constantly that wont stay dead
>bullshit turds rain from its branches that are pure rng on if you get hit
>so much defense you actually cant visibly hurt it
>melee attacks that hit fucking everywhere
>rolling attack thats just pure fucking bullshit
>slam attack that does too much damage and pushes you back because of stupid fucking acid poo

fuck you ive been trying to beat this game since launch

its not just you, the game is factually easier

You must be terrible.

You sound mad.

The tree isn't bad, pretty simple boss once you know to hit the puss things. Some of its hitboxes are wonkey but that's par for the course with FROM.

For me DaS3 was kinda hard because I play defensive with a focus on shields and this game... doesn't work well with slow characters. Some bosses are fucking sanic, but I learned to deal with it. Overall, the game was harder than normal till I got a 100% phys greatshield and the str to use it. Then everything steamrolled.

"minions" only appear in the first phase. Just hit it's balls and thats how you do damage to it.

>fuck you ive been trying to beat this game since launch
Ouch. My main character is most of the way through NG++ right now, and I have two other characters in various parts of the game. And I only have about 90 hours in the game as someone that does not play fast.

Hoo boy. You should probably put the game down now if you think this boss is difficult.

>and dlc
>dark souls 3 has harder boss fights

That's just ridiculous, dude. You've got to just be bad at Dark Souls 3.

i got fucking half way through bloodborn how the fuck could i suck? if you didnt have trouble you were either overleveled as fuck or you had someone do it for you fucking asshole.

>He died to anything before Pontiff Sully

Pretty sure you're just bad. I also found BB hard and DS3 a cakewalk. It may have something to do with the poise nerf not really affecting me, since I play with no shields and instead just dodge, and friends who always played with 'tank' builds saying they had a hard time with DS3.

I've been replaying both DS3 and BB lately, and I'm still feeling challenged by the bosses and even some normal enemies on BB, while DS3 just gets a bit challenging on like maybe 3 or 4 bosses towards the end, and everything else is just insanely easy. If you're having trouble with anything before Irithyll you're just shit at the game.

git gud

this is literally one of the 3 easiest bosses in the game

>having problems beating one of the easist and most forgettable bosses in all of the souls games
fucking kill yourself
no really put the game down and go back to whatever the fuck you were playing beforehand, holy fuck

holy fuck you cunt why so rude?

In this thread we list things Dark Souls 2 did that were far better than Dark Souls 3. I'll start:


>Chugging Estus immobilizes you, and the heal isn't instantaneous meaning trying to chug while someone is sticking close to you will result in death

>Stamina regeneration is tied to weight, so a character at 10% burden will recover their bar faster than a character at 70% burden, giving an advantage and a reason to make a low burden character

>Poise exists and armor provides relevant, but not overpowering damage reduction, giving an advantage and a reason to make a high burden character

>Phantoms and Dark Spirits cannot chug estus, spirits can only heal via spell useage which is slow. This makes fighting outnumbered even without mob assistance possible since any damage you do sticks.

>Can only perform four rolls before running out of stamina

>Can only perform 5 attacks of a rapier or straight sword before running out of stamina

>Parrying has longer recovery frames and consumes more stamina, making parry fishing riskier and makes parrying require higher skill

>Power stance allowing for unique combinations of dual wielding and unlocking an alternative moveset for weapons

>Being able to use the full moveset of a weapon in your off-hand including running, rolling, backstepping, etc. attacks rather than just being able to do a basic R1 swing and blocking with the weapon as it is in Ds3 (lmao who would ever want to weapon block)

>Non-linear first half of the game allows you to rush straight to the areas of the game that contain the items for your build

>Fun PvP covenants that were unique

>Bell Tower covenant providing two unique optional areas to PvP for Titanite Chunks, Slabs, and Twinkling, making farming for upgrades fun

>Bonfire ascetics to replay bosses you like and or gain items from NG+ and beyond without grinding through the whole game again

DS3 was my first Souls game.
It was by far the easiest after playing 1 and 2 as well.
The DLC may change things up a bit.
Also,
>LOL POISE IS STILL USELESS

If you really believe all that and can't see attack wind-ups, this game isn't really for you.

>actually retarded the post

because you fucking make me MAD YOU SHITLORD

STOP BEING SO SHIT AND JUST BEAT THE GODDAMN TREE

IT'S A TREE
LMAO

how the fuck do i kill something that takes no fucking damage? i smack the fucking thing for ten minutes straight and only see the smallest sliver of fucking damage after all that time. i even fucking tried fire and it doesnt do shit.

>Game has falling damage
>Except for this one "cinematic" boss fight

...

Not him, but the Tree is literally "See this Discolored Spot? Hit it." boss
Greatwood has a pile of white masses on its crotch. Hit them until they pop, then enjoy popping ones all over its body.

The lack of rally and the smaller number of estus flasks hurts at first but it ceases to be a problem after a little while. There are a couple of tough bosses, the jailers in Irithyll Dungeon are terrible, and the giant ballista in Smouldering Lake is annoying, but otherwise the game's not that hard. There's certainly nothing in it as difficult as Defiled Hotdog or the Orphan of Kos.

Still had fun, though.

Who hurt you, user?

ok i'm gonna stop memeing now
what weapon are you using? do you mind showing us your character, what items and level you are? also how you used your level up points?

pretty sure you fucked up big time somewhere if you REALLY are having problems with a goddamn tree and aren't baiting me

Your first souls gamer is always the hardest, they get much easier as you progress.

I started with Dark Souls but then moved on to DeS before DaS II and apart from Last Giant and Pursuer wrecking me due to adjusting to hitboxces and understanding ADP everything since has been relatively easy. BB was a walk in the park, to the point of being dull, and I say this as someone who picked cane. DaS 3 at least had Pontiff and Unnamed King.

What will you be doing on your thirteenth birthday?

get that stupid rat out of here

That's a bunny, genius.

I died to several mobs because I didn't know what they could do. I got rekt by the face hugging ghrus because I didn't know how to fight them at first. And got rekt by greatshield cathedral knights, I still have trouble fighting them to this day.

I knew that...

stats are 50 11 11 15 30 12 9 9 7
im using a sword i dont remember the name of it i got it in the wall place

You can get a lot right and still fuck the game into oblivion by messing up the core mechanics.

okay i will help you

hit the eggs on its hand first

then, move to the leg

then, to the back

then, the big balls on its belly

all this is to prevent the pain from phase 2 since you're obviously terrible

also, ignore the minions that appear, one sweep from the tree will kill them. not you, unless you're dsp level of terrible

phase 2. kill the balls on the middle again, then thw balls that remain on its other parts. then attack the hand 3-4 times. congrats you win

however, you will likely fail since you're a badie. after this, search on youtube "how to tie a noose" . learn it , then apply it irl, tie it to a tree in your vicinity, put your neck around the noose, then jump from the tree.

>Your first souls gamer is always the hardest, they get much easier as you progress

I beat 1, 3, and Bloodborne, but I still have no idea how the fuck to survive in 2.

laddy lad!


wew

Level adaptability.

Trying that, but I still can't get anywhere without dying because I got attacked from twelve directions at once.

do you know how fucked it makes you as a person to tell someone to kill themself? really fucking think about it. youre telling another human being to end their own life. there are seriously unstable people out there who have shit lives and are just holding on by a fucking thread. your childish extremist insult could seriously push someone like that over the edge when all they need is a single fucking nice gesture in their shitty life full of nothing but crap. just one fucking compliment or sign of real concern for them as a human being could give them an entirely new perspective on life. youre seriously fucked in the head. kys

Op this is literally the easiest boss fight in the game except for maybe the skeleton with the friendship bracelets

you gotta learn how to fight multiple guys at once
kite them

Just hit him in the balls, you fuck

You're forgetting Iudex Gundyr, Deacons, Vordt, Crystal Sage,Yhorm as the easiest bosses

They always seem to group up and attack in sequence when I do that. Kiting is hard enough on its own since rolling is so broken in DS2. I can manage crowds in any other Souls game or Bloodborne, but this one is so clunky and stamina wears down so fast that there's a huge chance of something going wrong even in basic one-on-one fights.

Honestly, the game is so frustrating to play that I'm not sure I want to try and beat it.

You're both forgetting the Ancient Wyvern.

>dying to Pontiff Silly
Second phase Transformation lag is literally free damage. Everytime I kill him during.

I recommend keeping a tool like a ranged weapon or a long weapon with horizontal attacks for these situations.
You can't pull one enemy at a time with gangbangs and there will frequently be a fucker behind you who makes no sound.
If you're using a shield, ditch it.

>fuck you you liar. bloodborne was the hardest game i ever played

Fucking baby

>he died to Sully
LMAO

Champion Gundyr though? Now that's a tough boss

Anyone else hated nameless king?
I hate it's charge attack because of the slow wind up but quick thrust.

Looking back DS3 is probably the hardest in the series. I could parry my way through most of DS1, I couldn't do the same for DS3.

please dont be rude

nigga, pontiff is way harder than champion gundyr
beat that fucker on my first try, but probably died like 10 times til I finally managed to kill sully, and just because I decided to equip a shield which made the fight easy as fuck

Spamming light attack is easier than parrying.

I've been carrying a halberd, which helps a little, but the stamina cost is still painful. Already learned my lesson about shields the hard way.

I just hate the camera in the first phase.

Hardest boss in BB is the FPS

LOL

I didn't know you were supposed to spam everything until late game desu. I was trying to dodge attacks like a sucker. I was also using strength weapons.

If you only got halfway through Bloodborne you missed most of the hard bosses, plus the DLC, and the chalices (where the hardest bosses in the game are).

Just keep practicing, goddamn it.

name ONE
ONE
boss fight in dark souls 3 harder than ebrietas or orphan of kos
>inb4 nameless kek
"check out my dragon, it takes a retard to get hit by it and you can 5 shot it with a critical attack"
"now you've killed my dragon, NOW I'M MAD"
"IM GONNA TELEGRAPH ALL MY ATTACKS FOR 4 OR 5 SECONDS TO SHOW YOU HOW MAD I AM"
"IM NEVER GONNA COMBO MY EASY AS BALLS TO DODGE ATTACKS TOGETHER AND ALWAYS GIVE YOU TIME TO HEAL"
"IT TAKES ME 3-4 HITS TO KILL YOU SO DON'T WORRY IF YOU COMPLETELY FUCK UP, YOU'LL BE FINE"
"OH NO YOU HIT ME 10 TIMES IN UNDER #) MINUTES" "TAKE YOUR CRITICAL ATTACK FOR A THIRD OF MY HEALTH"
I HEARD ON THEDEMODCRACY THAT HES REALLY HARD
SO
FUCKING
HARD
"

>do you know how fucked it makes you as a person to tell someone to kill themself?
>kys

ive practiced so long you dont even fucking know.

Why do all Dark Shit / Babbyborne screenshots look like absolute garbage?

What specifically is giving you trouble with the tree boss? Why not just summon someone?

>play through dark souls 3 completely kill every boss up to NG+4 then get bored
heh
i guess i got gud
im pretty sick, im pretty much a pro now, i'll try bloodborne
the first boss is harder than nameless king
woooooooooow
and he can be easily countered by skill
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

i already posted that here and i dont fucking cheat

What

>does bullshit damage
like literally every other enemy in the game? gotta learn how to read the giant fucking telegraphs it does before using one of it's only 3 attacks

>spams minions constantly that won't stay dead
except that's not true at all, you're just to stupid to clear the area first.

>bullshit turds rain from it's branches that are pure rng on if you get hit

yet again, not true at all. there's a giant fucking tell when and where they're going to land, and you can literally just keep walking to avoid them. No sprinting, no rolling, just walking.

>so much defense you can't actually visibly hurt it

we've gone over this, hit the jiggly egg sacs. Hit them like 5 times and they explode and does like 1/4th of the bosses health bar in one go.

>melee attacks that hit fucking everywhere.
learn it's reach nigger. if you're hugging it's crotch it's never going to hit you with it's attacks. If you're way the fuck out of range you're going to get hit constantly

>rolling attack that's just pure fucking bullshit

only one i kinda agree with, since it only happens when you're behind it, and one of the easiest clutch of eggs is behind the boss where you have to hug it in order to damage it. Even then any time it moves you just roll out and wait for it to do it's attack then run back in and start swinging again

>slam attack that does too much damage and pushes you back because of stupid fucking acid poo
same as above. just run out when you see him rise up to slam since it takes 20 fucking years for him to actually do the attack, and just wait it out. Or if you weren't a bitch you could just run through it and keep attacking since it barely does any damage

>fuck you ive been trying to beat this game since launch

and you're stuck on Greatwood? might as well just refund the game now and try something a bit easier. It's the second easiest boss in the game (behind Wolnir), and if that's giving you trouble you're just garbage.

Maybe it has something to do with being a screencap of a youtube video you dumb nigger

lmao I thought I was bad when it took my hours to kill the tree
played for 24 hours straight at a friends place a while back and managed to kill the deacons then I couldn't take it anymore when I got to the swamp
p fun game need to get a ps4 for it when I stop being neet

have you fought any of bloodbornes dlc bosses ebrietas
logarius while below level 55
or gehrman appropriately leveled
no?
then you haven't gotten to the hard parts

I dont mean to "git gud" post, but you really just seem like someone who is bad at the game and elects to call it bullshit instead of improving yourself.

>If you go into the game blind, which is the recommended gameplay choice, you get fucked over by failing quests and covenants
>Most of the time, it's impossible to know what to do right to continue the quest line
>When you fuck the quest line up, you can't do anything until NG
I love DS games but DS3 is the worst of them, fuck with me

You're not playing cautiously enough. There's no reason to rush through when you can take your time, and calculate your attacks. Your first priority is killing the adds when the tree is waking up.
>i dont fucking cheat
I never understood this mentality. If you can't do something, then you have two options: get better, or get help. These games encourage co-op, and better yet, it's fun. Stop letting Sup Forums dictate what you will and will not do because "le summoning is 4 fags XD" meme. Either get your dick up and kill it yourself, or summon help. It's that simple. Don't bother with the "artificial difficulty" or "literally impossible" retort. I've beaten every boss in all five Souls games including all DLC and chalice bosses solo. It is not impossible.

he is easy you are bad
the only one hard boss in dark souls 3 is the twin princes

>bloodborne was the hardest game i ever played

>dying to Champ

kek

Fine, I'll bite

You doing no damage isn't the boss having high defenses. He literally cannot be damaged anywhere but his weak spots.

He has 6 moves, and they all have a specific direction to dodge in to avoid them. Acid poo sucks but it should be the only damage you take.

You can either smash his ballsack first to skip the mooks (he loses them in stage 2), or smash them in the order which exposes you to less of his (slightly more damaging) hand attacks. The order is left hand-> left leg->ballsack->back->right leg->ballsack 2

Good luck senpai. Also, don't lock onto the boss unless you're going for ballsack. The lock-on is dumb

Then you never played Ghosts n Goblins on NES. Underage B&

>underage because i didnt play a game on a 30yo system

faggot the gamecube is 18 years old for fucks sake.

if you go back to the room and fall you'll see a blue fog floating in the air on the way down.

it seems like so kind of magic field to protect you from falling. why is it there? i have no idea.

>covenant quest in bloodborne
this guy is always talking about the vilebloods
oh look its the vileblood queen and an unopened cainhurst summons, i wonder if alfred is interested in this
>talk to alfred
"PURGE" - alfred
i'll go check on the vileblood queen
oh shit, whats up alfred, nice one
see ya back at the cathedral ward alfred
covenant quest complete
not to easy
not too hidden
>dark souls 3 covenant quest
>talk to an enemy
>climb inside an enemy
COME IN THE CAGE
>apply common sense
i dont wanna

So is this the new thing? Suddenly pretending DS2 is good?

Well I'm pretty bad yeah but in my defense I was drunk and it was 5 or 6 in the morning when I got to the tree

its pvp is the best in the series

Ds2 is shit
Ds2 Sotfs is God tier

No, the new thing is pretending DaS3 is good

I thought it's design was memorable, but it was easy. Not quite Crystal-Sage tier, but close.

is bloodborne good?

GOAT
O
A
T

Eh, depends on playstyle. I soloed every chalice dungeon and grinded random depth 5 ones for 100+ hours and Soul of Cinder still gives me trouble on anything that's not a straight sword build.