Favorite game, darkest secret

Favorite game, darkest secret.

Crysis

My favorite game of all time is Crysis

Alpha Protocol

I spent 2 weeks in Bangcock on a business trip and fucked 1 female prostitute, then got propositioned by a cute ladyboy and paid for her to stay in my room the rest of the 13 days and fucked her every free moment I had

Terraria

I use the Steam Controller for every single game I play, including shit like DoW and TF2

I loved FF XIII, especially 2. It really did time traveling right and the TIME AND SPACE song was 10/10

That's real fucked up.

how do you even mine accurately in terraria with a controller

It helps with piloting the Apache.

Deus Ex

my guilty pleasure is playing story based games with minimal gameplay with a blanket wrapped around me while it rains

???

There's no Apache in Terraria...

should we tell him?

That there are Apaches in Terraria?
No, keep it a secret.

There's aren't any fucking Apaches in Terraria. I don't know what type of shit you're trying to pull on me, but it won't work - I wasn't born yesterday. In fact, I've been battle hardened by over a decade on Sup Forums and have trolled with the best of them.

ayyo hooool up, if you didn't know the touchpads are more accurate than the analog sticks on DS4/Xbone, and Gyro Control brings it up to Kb/m tier. Anyways, the right pad is set to "screen space" which mimics where your touching the pad to the screen. I have it set to be at the very center of the screen (right on your character) and the size is just right for your maximum mining/placing distance. Left pad is a D-pad for things like quick buffs/heals and torches, while stick is movement. Because the right pad cant reach the menu properly Start button opens the menu and changes the controls to a normal mouse and a scroll wheel, so that I can navigate and scroll in the menu fine.

There are Apaches in Terraria.

Deus Ex

I couldn't wipe my ass until I was about 12.

Basically there's a video where the exact same thing is happening: three guys in a Terraria voice channel start talking about sniping zombies and flying around in an apache, and a turbo autist with a voice to match gets super triggered and starts screaming at the top of his lungs for them to stop lying.

Have you played the latest update you fucking retard? the physics are great.

shit, meant for

DOOM

I paid a hooker to recreate this scene

Does anything else happen in the scene?

Does she suck his dick?

When I was a kid, from ages 7 to 10 I used to regularly steal when I visited my aunt's place so I could buy vidya. It was around 400-500$ total during those 3 years. Eventually I realized how fucked up that was and stopped, and I used my first paycheck to visit her and slip 600$ in her wallet while she wasn't looking.

Dark Souls

I was madly in love with a tranny I met online for a little over a year

i stole from my grandma for a couple months. I got found out eventually and apologized. I didn't really pay her back but I drove her around to shop and pick up prescriptions and other errands during her final years.

Do you really not get the reference

I never got found out and I'm too big of a pussy to admit.
Trust me I wish I got found out It would have been way easier for me, repaying didn't really change much.

Fire Emblem

I sincerely believe that everyone on this site are just bored teenagers and the oldest person here is most likely under 30

>Monster Hunter and Halo 3
>I had a huge crush on this girl while in grade 2 until I found out she was retarded. After that point I stopped not because I fell out of the crush but because she was no fun to play with, spazzing around too much

>I'm trapped in an endless cycle of fap and Sup Forums

The best cycle.
How long, user?

>Skyward Sword

I had never owned a console or handheld growing up so SS was the first Zelda I had ever played

Silent Hill 2
I was a brony and I regret nothing, I never went full autism with it and the show was genuinely good for the first 2 seasons

Paper Mario

I have a loving gf of over 3 years and I'm still in love with another woman who I think I might see this weekend.

Since May. I don't even enjoy it anymore.

Season 4 and 5 are pretty good. Season 6 hasn't fully played out yet, but it's holding up. Fandom is still extremely autistic, though.

Majora's Mask
I have a fart fetish

>Since may
Yeah try doing this for 9 years.
If you already don't enjoy it get the fuck out before you get too attached and everything else becomes boring.

I totally stopped watching part way through season 3, it felt like they became too aware of the adult fans and pandered to them and lost the innocent charm it had.

The Dark Souls games. Can't choose between any of them.

I have been obsessing over a female friend of mine for a while. She knows about my feelings for her and doesn't mind, but I always feel like I am annoying her. She doesn't want me to end our friendship, but I fear I may progress too far sometimes.

Maybe your girl is up for a patricians threesome? You'll never know unless you ask. My fiancée wants to do MFF but we can't find a third.

How does the work with your love life, if it exists?

The closest thing I have to a love life is a weird porn collection

>minimal gameplay
worst one itt

Valkyria Profile
I'm a sex addict. I reached a point where I did things like hiring a prostitute once per week or having my dick sucked by an unknown man in a shopping centre's bathroom. .
I'm trying to fight the addiction; I've reached six weeks clean and I repeat myself every day how self-destructive my lifestyle is.

System Shock

I lost my virginity at age3

Nier
I'm not even gonna spoil this shit
I genuinely enjoyed mass effect 3 and thought the ending I got suited how I played the games.

Warcraft 3
I browse Sup Forums every day looking for love, but it never lasts

Crysis is a great game, user. It sucks that Crytek will never make good games like Far Cry or Crysis ever again.
Mine:
Bayonetta 2.
The girl I'm interested in is so fucking confusing, I have no idea if she likes me back or not. I've given her a couple of subtle hints that I think she's cute, but either she ignored them or didn't notice them. We're going to hang out soon, I'm going to tell her straight up how I feel. I'm probably going to end up regretting it, though.

are you a boy or gril

Boy

No, user. NO. Don't do it. People pick up on this shit in an instant. She's just ignoring it and hoping you get the fucking hint.

link pls

Star Wars Republic Commando

I never learned to shit in the toilet until I was 7 and always tried to hold it in because I had deemed it too painful. There was a lot of shit-stained underwear.

Sup Forums seems to shit on it whenever they can. I think it's because so much of Crysis' armor aesthetic plagued your average FPS in the years following it.

Not at all, she's very conservative and traditional and so am I. Honestly it would invite jealousy, and I wouldn't be surprised if it did.

Guild wars 1
when I was younger (5-7) one of my other guy friends and i would rub our bodies together in bed. Neither of us have talked about it since then and both of us have stable and happy relationships with females.

Tales of Vesperia

I like to write short stories and I only show them to my brother and nobody else. Sometimes I think about sharing them in the internet.

Post one so we can judge your writing

DON'T. She's just trying to pass it off as harmless compliments. If she wanted you, she would make it clear. Don't ruin a friendship on "what ifs". Believe me, I learned the hard way.

What type of short stories, user?

System Shock 2
I'm gay for hairy men

Well then the right thing to do would be to break up with her. Dragging it on will only kill the relationship slowly from the inside and hurt you both. Best of luck user

What are they about?

Is there something wrong with your arms? There has to be a medical reason behind this.

Are they literotica about your brother bullying you with his superior dick?

So you just shit your pants every time? Why was it painful? What is there to learn?

Thanks man. Obviously this isn't an easy decision but that's something I've thought of a lot

I can't recall the exact reason. I think I was too afraid of getting shit on my hands or something.

are they spoopy?

Portal 2

My girlfriend knows my snake fetish and makes fun of me in bed by making hissing noises and pretending to be a snake

>>So you just shit your pants every time?
Yup

>Why was it painful?
It was in my head that taking a shit was painful.

>What is there to learn?
Trying to hold your shit inside the closet is not a good idea, it accumulates on your intestines and hardens. Had a special liquid inserted through my anus to dissolve it.

I just write about what I feel like. Sometimes I use dreams I have as inspirations. I wrote the other day a cyberpunk-horror story but its too long to post. I can post a summary

you have a nice girlfriend
dont let them take her away from you

It's just so confusing. She does all those weird little things that girls do when they're interested, but I called her beautiful not too long ago, and she basically just said "oh that's nice."

Post a fragment then.

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines

I come into every single one of these threads and write out the most depressing and heart-wrenching story I can come up with on the spot while still making it believable, and then I masturbate while watching the (you)'s and the sympathy roll in. I haven't posted anything in this thread, yet.

thats cute how your hand does that.

That would be groovy, user. This isn't exactly the best place for constructive criticism but we'll tell you if it's shit without hesitation.

When a woman is interested on a man she makes it clear.

The tsundere shit only happens in fiction.

>>She does all those weird little things that girls do when they're interested,
And these things are?

Alan Wake

I enjoy breaking women's hearts. Feels so fucking good.

First time playing HL 2 and Ep One, i was so immersed thay i thought event really took place in real life. I just wanna go far away from that citadel detonation

She's just trying to deflect it without hurting your feelings. It sucks but just remember, women are whores and infidels who will be purged in glorious flame when the truth becomes manifest and the signs of the cosmos are written upon the brows of this earth's end.

Crusin' USA

I've been on Sup Forums for twelve years and can't stop. I got my MBA and masters in accounting, own a nice home, a new Corvette, have friends and a girlfriend. Yet I'll be in my office or at the bar shitposting on my phone

To the newfriends among us, please leave while you can and I mean it not out of spite but as sincere advice.

I've been in your position, and instead of telling her I liked her I just flat-out asked her why she kept giving me mixed signals. Her answer was basically:

>Well I'm not ACTUALLY interested in you, but I think it's really nice when you're nice to me and I don't want you to think I don't like it

Fallout new vegas
Theyre gonna rip this thread sadly

No, care to explain. It looks like something frim a jav porn video..

fucking story of my life
Never waste years on a female that you can't be sure if you will fuck or not

Lurk more or return to reddit

All right then, here's the introduction:

Cosmos Corporation. Founded in the year 2047, 50 years ago. Its founder and still current CEO is Norman S. Mormont. He was an avid archeologist before founding the company when he was 40 years old. He’s now 90 and he doesn’t looks like he’s going to retire anytime soon. Since it was founded, Cosmos Corporation has made breakthroughs in medicine, technology and education. With the current technology, the average human can live 150 years and people rarely get sick. In 10 years, Cosmos became one of the largest corporations in the world and in 20 years it became the only corporation in the world. Now it’s only known as “The Corporation”. They regulate the world, and mold it as they see fit; but with fortune, comes famine. The world has changed. People sometimes get the feeling that humanity was not supposed to walk this path. The feeling that we got sidetracked. And now little by little we become less humans. Our minds can be uploaded to the system. If someone shoots me in the street, my mind is safe and ready for a new body. When our minds start to deteriorate, we get deleted. Population is kept in check. When a baby is born, the doctors document the day and hour he was born and the day and hour he is going to die. We have been stripped off our freedom. The Corporation controls everything.

The protagonist's mission is to infiltrate the corporation and uncover their secrets. What he's going to find may change his perception the world and humanity itself.

Well I want to tell her anyways. If it works, perfect. If what you say is true, well then I had fun in the month or so I've known her, but I would be better off without her.

user, I think your girlfriend may actually be Randy Orton.

Old man here. Sincere advice: make your romantic intentions clear from the beginning. Don't half ass it, don't think you'll be their friend first then go romantic. Flirt, talk to them, ask them out, keep flirting and get physical (touching), go for a kiss.

You don't want to waste time on something that's going nowhere.

It looks too rigid. Like, a catalog or a trial transcript.

>user went. Bought eggs. And milk. Then he arrived to his house. Used the eggs to make omelette. And he drank the milk.

Chrono Trigger
I regularly fap to furry, loli, toddlercon, bestiality, and other shit. I have gotten off to softcore CP. When I feel in the mood for it I look up stickam/webcam sluts, download the youngest looking one I can find, and get off to it.

Sounds pretty neat mang

I really dont give a fuck if i find out where its from. Wont bother me non either way. Heres your other (You) but you should go fuck yourself before you go to bed.

Did you post the detailed story somewhere? I remember reading something similar.

a link to the past

i sweat a lot and there's nothing I can do about. I especially sweat a lot in my ass crack. It gets so bad that if I sit down for about an hour and I get up, the smell from my ass sweat will start to spread everywhere. I've tried everything I could to stop this but nothing seems to work very well. As a result I've become super self conscious about myself

I see. Maybe its because English isn't my first language. Will work on it.
thanks

i'm not the guy who replied first so don't mistake me for the other guy

Gonna need a source on that pic.

New Vegas

Fetish is unusual female