Daily reminder Sup Forums only hates this game because you play as a girl

Daily reminder Sup Forums only hates this game because you play as a girl.

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That frequently talks. I guess they wanted to keep her authentic

I don't hate the game.
I just don't understand everyone's hype for it.

Looks like standard third person shooter but with only a bow.

This is Sup Forums. I know why I hate it, thank you very much.

except Sup Forums actually loves this game and many people say its their most anticipated

There's hype for it?

This looks better than Zelda

The game itself looks cool, but she talks for too fucking much. I don't everything narrated

Don't hate it. Think it looks like it won't live up to the hype though. The plot twist is already known and the combat looks lame. The only people who pretend to like it are fanboys desperate for an exclusive.

SONY SHILL!

Every once in a while someone posts their hyped for this. While at the same time never actually telling anyone why they are hyped for it.

It's just kill robots for arrow parts to kill more robots. Post-apocalyptic Far cry primal. and that game was boring as fuck.

pretty much my reason oh well itll still sell i dont mind just not for me

Yeah the same reason why Sup Forums constantly shits over bayonetta

I'm very sceptical because it actually looks good. You remember what happens to the games that look good on E3? Yes you do.
The only flaw I found in E3 gameplay is fucking bullshit facial animations during that durrrr dialogue. Let's just hope there won't be too much talking

Literally who cares, skyrim will have more players 3 weeks after release.

>Sup Forums
>shits over bayonetta

No you are wrong. I hate it because the girl I get to play as is really ugly.

Okay girl from a non Japanese game.

Go ahead and name one Sup Forums likes that isn't a character creator.

when the fuck are people gonna realize that they did that to spoonfeed information to the retards and normies watching

Hey Todd

That's not true. Sup Forums hates it because you play as an ugly girl that is not waifu material.

I'm not joking, look at witcher 3 now. And this is from a guy who prefer W3 > Skyrim

That's correct

>Daily reminder Sup Forums only hates this game because you play as a girl that they can't masturbate to

ftfy

Are you trying to say a games popularity determines its quality is that the point of your shitposting?

I am disinterested in the game because it looks bland. It looks like it tries to pull mechanics and style from every other currently popular game to create a shitty game with no soul or voice of it own (except for the protagonist who won't stop commenting on every little thing). It's like when you try mixing all the different colors of paint together and it just turns out brown.

I don't like the robots desu, it would be much better with real animals

No, I'm saying that every game that tries to beat skyrim fail because normies love their dragons.

that would make it boring

I don't hate it, I know nothing about it
but I wouldn't mind a female mc

So BOTW?

So you just want Far Cry or any other game with animals

I don't hate this game because it's you play as a girl
theres several more bigger problems with the game before playing as a girl could be considered a problem
>open world
>crafting
>ashley burch

>open world AAA snorefest
>SJW propaganda

Let me guess, you fill out your map and climb shit too see the world.

Gonna watch the trailer right now to prove myself right.

The problem is you play every AAA game that ubisoft and EA shits out and it's jaded you, for someone who hasn't played garbage like Far cry or Tomb Raider before I'll enjoy this,

But that's only one of the numerous things bad about it.

>SJW propaganda
How so?

>Gonna watch the trailer right now to prove myself right.

Look at this faggot right here. TORtanic faggots seriously need to kill themselves.

Sup Forums doesn't hate this game any more than the average game

If a game has a white,black or basically any girl main character that isn't Japanese anime it's SJW.

I was right

first 30 seconds "May the Goddess protect you"

literaly far cry 3 map with the robot animals on it

batman vision mode you toggle

dumb feminist bitch protagonist who won't shut up

>SJW propaganda
Die in the soonest possible fire, please.

I heard the girl only talks a lot if you chose easy mode or something

Far Cry Primal

I like Alyx Vance.

This is such a loaded question though because almost every western game is shit.

I think the fact that Sup Forums's lukewarm reception on this game contrasted with Sup Forums's sycophantic reception of Breath of the Wild really shows how biased a lot of people here are.

>Half Life 2

Sickening

The director of the game confirmed on twitter that there's basically no tutorial in the game so they only added her dialogue for the E3 build of the game to explain what the gameplay was about.

May the goddess protect you

I can only agree with this. This looked like boring shit, but Zelda really was a massive letdown because a good franchise now has fallen into the disgusting open world meme and the entire game is now going to be reduced to people posting gifs of "super funny awesome" stuff that happened, and making comics on tumblr or reddit or even Sup Forums about the stupid shit they did in the game.

That's all video games are really now. Either a e-sport, or a comic generator with no content that people are totally convinced are amazing. It's putrid.

I hate how she won't shut the fuck up
Quippy characters are always terrible.

Other than that mite b cool

There is nothing wrong with Alyx Vance. I don't care if you want to get autistic about how much you hate the game, but she was a cool character.

However I am aware I'm on Sup Forums, so in order to validate just how much you hate the game you are going to find 2 of the smallest things you can think of and act like they are the worst things in the universe, so let me preemptively reply to that comment.

Okay :^)

Sup Forums has become somewhat that of a Nintendo safe space, but there's also the fact that Horizon is a new IP and Zelda is an established 30 year old franchise with a fanbase spanning generations. Horizon will grow though, perhaps not to the height of Zelda but what's more important is developers are trying new things and not just relying on selling a game through its brand value which is what's happening to Zelda.

Beyond Good and Evil

No, Sup Forums hates this game because it's a fucking tech demo for the PS4. The gameplay is pretty much a modern AAA title. There are all sorts of towers, weapon upgrades, crafting and a fucking open world. The setting is nice but that's it.

>There are all sorts of towers, weapon upgrades, crafting and a fucking open world. The setting is nice but that's it.
Sounds a lot like Breath of The Wild.

You have no idea what a tech demo is or looks like.

>Towers
yeah, you don't know what you're talking about.

Pretty much. I fucking hate the fact that BoTW is going another one of those games.

The sony shills hype all of their games as the next coming of christ.

>The only people who pretend to like it are fanboys desperate for an exclusive.
I'm an idort and I'm pretty excited for it, I always try to give new IPs a shot.

Also, you're a faggot!

>implying nintendrones totally don't do the same

Yet BotW is supposed to be a revolutionary masterpiece and Horizon is just another AAA game

Makes you think, huh?

>All open world games are bad meme

Shut it! Retards.

MGSV did open world terribly
Witcher 3 and GTAV's open world were great
Xenoblade X's open world was very mediocre if not borderline shit.

Yep, and they'll both be underwhelming.

>Next year the catalog will be full of consolewar shitflinging over whether BOTW or HZD is the better game

Every single one of those games had a shit "open world"

The games are terrible and you should kill yourself. The Witcher 3 especially would benefit from not having to run around so much for no reason.

Fuck off TORtanic faggot

>BotW is supposed to be a revolutionary masterpiece

Said no one ever.

I like Open World

>implying BOTW isn't quickly becoming one of the most hyped Nintendo games ever

Are you enjoying your first day on Sup Forums?

>it's a fantasy setting!
>but the UI is sleek and clean like mah smartphone!

I know advanced technology is a big theme in this game, but I'm so sick of these plain, "modernized" interfaces. Shadow of Boredor was guilty of this as well. What happened to stylized UIs I games, where buttons and arrows matched the game instead of looking like someone just used a line tool in Word?

There's a lot more to this game than people like to think
youtu.be/TRB0OvBLCGQ

I'll be disapointed if it turns out to be just another openworld collectaton with dumbed down, shallow mechanics. Sadly, the risk is definitely real.

But if it somehow has good mechanics, I think the boring open world chore-centric gameplay can be overlooked, just like with Far Cry.

The UI is ugly as fuck nigger, it looks like tribal primal shit.

I want a modern and clean UI but they went for a tribal look.

Have you even seen the UI?

they could have picked a more optional way. imagine the lines repeated to every time you have to restart a section

see

>ps4

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Difference being, Zelda is worth being hyped for. Horizon Zero Sales looks completely generic and as far as PS4 exclusives go it's beaten by Bloodborne.

Gee user, you dont sound like a biased faggot at all!

Gee Louis CucK you don't sound like a failed comedian at all

You're literally the exact type of retard that this guy is referring to.

gee memester you sound like you don't lack original speech at all

Hey look, another garbage game that some people on Sup Forums are trying to force hype (trying to ride on the back of another well established franchise (Zelda) to juice up what is obviously a shit Sony game) to hide their buyer's remorse. It aint sad anymore its hilarious.

Oh man, let's hear it.

Why is Zelda worth being hyped for but Horizon isn't?

Why dont they just sell the piece of shit PS4 instead of wasting more money on garbage games and invading Sup Forums with memes? Just because they spent hundreds of dollars on the PS4 and all its shit doesn't mean they should spam Sup Forums with every crap that drops out of Sony's asshole. They did it with the Vita and that thing is dead as fuck, so why do they still do it with these shitty PS4 games.

>you will NEVER be this mad

far cry primal but with a tweest and the only interesting part removed

i'll pass

Yeah sure shill, I'm sure it has nothing do with the fact Guerilla Games has NEVER made a good game.

PS4 fanboys will suck off any piece of shit as long as it is exclusive

Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with these people? What's up their ass?

Not mad, just annoyed. Remember all those "I love my Vita" threads.

Sup Forums loves playing as a girl. As long as they're cute and/or sexy.

It was literally the only Sony game I was interested in at E3. I was actually legitimately hyped for it, but my interest has been displaced.

>surprised that a weeb imageboard has people who love their Vitas

Shit is literally a weeb machine

Can someone explain to me what the selling points are for this game? The only thing I've heard is
>ROBOT DINOSAURS
but that's just novelty that won't last through 6-10 hours. Why are people so excited?

I'm unironically asking here, I have a PS4 and am curious about the console games coming out this year.

Now I'm not a graphics whore by any means but fuck me that looks bad

Get the FUCK out

STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE

Have you ever considered the fact that it might look fun to some people, user?

>Like its a bad thing

When game of throne dies, skyrim dies.
Easy peasy.