Why do we need handheld consoles when we have smart phones?

Why do we need handheld consoles when we have smart phones?

Why do we need home consoles when we have PC gaming?

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We don't need home consoles.

Why do need 3D bitches when we have cute 2D girls?

Tohave a platform where people actually pay for games, unlike on PC.

Why do we need burger king when we have McDonald's?

Exactly. Why do retards still buy consoles when you can do the exact same thing on your PC and much more?

No buttons?

I don't like your meme

kys

>ease of use
>actually worthwhile exclusives that PC doesn't offer
>there are physical versions that aren't glorified serial code for steam
>less retarded community (see dota, lol, csgo, or PCMR - the reason I refuse to buy games on PC anymore and instead I pirate and play everything on it while buying console versions instead)

They are phones that's why. Games drain the fuck out of the batteries, more so than handhelds since they aren't made specifically for games.

Don't worry user, just hang in there for another 10-20 years and real 2d waifus will be a thing. Just support any vr porn device, and let them know where the money is and what the people want.

None of those are true though. But yeh coming from a retarded console shitposter...

because normies
they're the same people that don't mind paying $360 in online services when they could've used that extra money in purchasing a pretty decent pc

Why are we alive if we could live forever in heaven?

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>Retarded internet communities are why developers who don't have anything to do with them don't deserve my money!

>implying I have a console
>implying everybody agrees with how PC gamers are behaving
>implying those retards didn't do more harm than good
>not posting counterarguments

>Mobile gaming is killing handheld gaming
>PC gaming is killing console gaming

>implying devs don't get my money through console versions of the game that I buy instead of PC version

Because games on smart phones are dumbed down mechanically and the controls are 100% pure shit.

Because smart phones are terrible gaming devices.
Touch screens are terrible for precise inputs.
Batteries only last a few hours, even with the screen locked the whole time.
They get super hot from moderate use.
They typically have little storage.

Mobile games are trash for a reason.

>None of those are true though

The physical argument is. I can buy a Wii U game not that I would since we have Loadiine and the disc has the whole game on it, unless it's Splatoon but that's an outlier. Meanwhile there are a lot of PC games where the "physical" version is just a Steam code now.

>let me cover up what I'm supposed to be looking at with my own hands to control the game

I usually hear things like, "game.exe has stopped working" and people looking for fixes to the games problems all the time. Then you have poorly optimized ports, too. It's off-putting.

I like physical buttons.

Why do we need cars when we have mopeds?

>My phone is from 2013

Why do we need mopeds when we have legs?

Why do we need mexicans when we have black people?

Because no one pays for PC games and without consoles big budget games wouldn't exist. Next question

Buttons without tactile feedback are an ass

I was thinking about this whole looking at the models in Pokemon Go they look way better than Pokemon S&M for 3DS

Dunno, why?
>have a lot of dirty work
>have a lot of niggers
>hire a mexican to do the dirty work
>niggers den became crime infested shithole cuz no noney
>amerifags/10

...

What is china?

>Try to play Pokemon on a phone
>I have to go outside and risk getting robbed by a Mankey and it doesn't even have any actual combat or mechanics people play the games for
>Play Pokemon on a 3DS
>It's the actual game people like

>3DS Pokemon
>It's the actual game people like
Lolno

We need a new Xperia Play

PC Gaming is killing gaming in general with that eSports faggotry.

My Steam ID is go fuck yourself.

>Why do we need handheld consoles when we have smart phones?

Because 99% of all smart phone games are shovelware crap that only casuals and girls would play.

Real gamers want actual quality games like we see on the 3ds and vita.

Because playing anything that requires more complex controls than flicking your finger is fucking ass on a smartphone.

If you make a really good game, people will buy it.

If your really good game is exclusive to a handheld, people will buy that handheld to play it.

Is this going to be the same thing as "Name one good thing" *things named* "they're all shit" like everybody that asks for reccomendations?

In all seriousness... If everyone used PCs most games would be pirated and no boom in games or the "culture" would of happened. Sadly PCucks need Consolefags like life needs water.

Why do we need consoles when we have PC?
Consoles are just PC that do one thing ffs

PCaesars need Consoles like a fish needs a bicycle

>Sadly PCucks need Consolefags like life needs water.
Yeah, we thank you consolefags for supporting bullshit gaming industry practises like Pre-order bonuses, DLCs, games with larger marketing budgets than development budgets, and HD re-releases instead of actual Good Games, which all happen to be exclusively on PC.