So Sup Forums, why do you play as a healer?

So Sup Forums, why do you play as a healer?
>that feeling when you just barely out-heal the incoming damage while your tank sits at 10%
>that feeling of just barely saving someone who has already given up on surviving
PVP healer players need not apply, you cockblocking jerks

I want to impregnate an Elin

I want OP to consider suicide

>PvE only healer
What are you, a faggot?

I played a healer because I had to. I wanted to play a hybrid with its healing capabilities mostly utilized to keep itself alive while pummeling things into submission. Yes, WoW and Ret Paladins.

I'd heal during raids but it was hardly exciting. Sure enough, sometimes it felt rewarding when you knew you had saved the tank with YOUR heal. PvP healing, on the other hand, was a lot more fun since you actually had to move around and mind your own HP.

However, I don't like healing because of how useless you are without your damage-dealing friends. Friend offline? Have fun sitting in a city or taking a minute to kill one normal mob. I'd always be buying gear for the alternate damage specs so I could just switch when I wasn't doing PvP or raiding. These days I either DPS or play a tank if it involves doing actual DPS and the tank class is good in PvP. Being a tank that can also do damage and PvP is a fuckton of fun.

did i hear someone say "healing while pummeling things into submission"?

>did i hear someone say "healing while pummeling things into submission"?
No I think you heard healslut thread

AI healers a shit.

Because I'm lazy as fuck and health bar whack-a-mole is the easiest shit in every MMO.

healers are for fuccbois

who /support/ here?

Do not sexualize your helaer.

Because healing is easy as fuck and usually under represented or the person that does it has brain damage.

>Do not sexualize your helaer.
But what if they want to be sexualized?
What if I am the healer?

>tfw you're the only competent tank around and healsluts LITERALLY gravitate towards your cock

it's a boy

same thing

I fucking miss City of Heroes for its defenders so fucking much. Holy shit were they fun. They were the "healer class" but they did so much other crazy shit. Transfusion gave you and your team speed and damage boosts, and you could use your enemies stamina to heal YOUR allies. Shit was great.

good dps is the most useful in mmos. the skill ceiling is smaller for tanks and healers.

>same thing

>playing any song but AuL
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Just bring lifepowders

>tfw out damaging shit DPS as healer

Actually it's not a great feeling learn to play you fucking retards

I just like helping people
Also I hate being in leadership positions

>the skill ceiling is smaller
>posts a webm of him doing a rotation on some shmuck who didn't even fight back

There was nothing he could do, I'm a champ.

>not keeping the horny healer theme to your detriment and using horn items to supplement your horn playing

people still play this meme game?

I need your advice, guys. Serious blog post incoming because I'm drunk.
I'm a pretty decent cuteboy but I have almost no sex drive. What I want more than anything else is to just care about someone like I cared about my ex but I'm just a big bundle of fuck. I could have a supreme body for fucc but I'm so apathetic that it's just going to waste and I just survive day in and day out because I'm so wrapped up in just wanting to love and be loved. I don't know how to break out of this funk. Please advise.

Fine, but only if you're wearing a slutty mixed armour set built purely for looks.

Just b urself

Why are MMOs the only kind of games that go deep into healing gameplay?
Regular RPGs never offer the same kind of skills and mechanics, healing is always a secondary thing.

The first step is to post pics

You sound depressed. You need to get out, hang with your mates and do things you like. Get some exercise, masturbate before breakfast, eat lean protein, drink lots of water, take up a new hobby.

There's literally a Tumblr for that
deejaytheburd.tumblr.com

I mean probably, but nothing I've done has rejuvenated me. I just want to enjoy something again. Anything. I'd give anything just to be able to immerse myself in a game or a hobby or whatever.

Kill yourself to end your miserable existence you pathetic waste of space
Preferably hang yourself deep in forest so people won't have to clean up your disgusting corpse

you have to, you know, actually get off your ass

>man im such a trap
>i could be the best trap
>i just want love
>oh but im so lazy
>what do i do?
just do it. stop drinking because alcohol is shit. first off do that. get help and stop drinking. then start to take better care of your body. a healthier body will have positive effects on your mood and builds confindence. if you dont already, start masturbating with your ass as practice. then just wax or laser everything and either go looking for dudes or get a dating app or website. because lets be real, you cant find dudes just on the street and expect them to actually care about you and not just want to literally infect you with aids.

of course you are probably addicted to internet attention so you will ignore all advice and continue moaning and groaning about how sad you are. dont be that kind of person

>cutfag
There is nope hope for you sorry.

>actually opened this
what a mistake

God
You look like fucking tranny
Only someone that is either drunk or under drugs think you aren't repulsing
You would be better off with wearing paper bag over your head if you want to look attractive for anything that doesn't have a fetish for ugly faggots
Jumping from a roof would make you look better than you do now

por que

I saw all the sissy fuccboi faggot healer memes, and I decided That I'd be a masculine adult manly man of GOD, empowering my faithful to cleave and blast in HIS name.

kill yourself you piece of shit

I can pull it off better than 90% of "just shave my lower extremities and put on some stockings", but I'm still decisively middle tier if I just exist as I am. And getting dick isn't the problem. I could probably rake it in if I wanted it. It's finding people that I don't just inexplicably have no emotion towards. A lot of the edgy Internet thing is "grrr I hate everyone" but my issue is that I just don't take interest in anyone because I'm a fuckin goober. Not sure if there's anything medical for that.

Oi, I know where I am, but did you watch SGDQ? Seeing actual tannins like that just makes me feel better. Like they are bottom tier.

porque

>healsub meme
>not superior tank sub healer dom

why does your face look so fat

is that a man?

I like tanking in five man dungeons. Particularly when our group composition is less than ideal, and carefully executing each pull really matters.

Dude, what are you, 16?

You'll grow out of it when you actually get fucking laid. Stop being nervous, and stop passing off your anxiety as some kind of asexualism.

That, or you're still jacking off heavily when you have a girlfriend. Don't get me wrong man, I love a good wank. But it's easy to start wanking over fucking your girl. And then you're back to no sex drive.

Healers are cuckolds that get triggered by nothing, I wish they never existed.

t. solo player with Cloak of Midnight

>tfw no slightly sadistic thicc healer dom

21, actually. Edging closer to 22. I've been laid any number of times by guys and girls. Like sex is fun and all but I'm a stupid woman when it comes to it. I want it to mean something and to have a cuddle and kiss and to fucking be with someone when I do it. If I'm just horny, I can jack off in a fraction of the time and save myself so much effort. It's a stupid thing and I get that it makes me an idiot, I just dunno what to do about it.

Just always been like that. Even if it doesn't make me look like a girl, it at least makes me look younger than I am.

nice taste

>it at least makes me look younger than I am.
Oh no it doesn't
It just makes you look like someone with some genetic disease
The thing that makes it hard to detect your age is shit camera

Shit camera is fair game. Easy to tell how old I am when you see the aging around my eyes.

source pls

Uppity healsluts acting tough are just begging to be bullied even more