Let's have a break from shitposting

Let's have a break from shitposting.
Deep sea thread

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Did you just post that so someone else could post the "imagine if you were a human and put your finger in there" copypasta?

Imagine if you were a human and it sucked your finger into there.

First, you'd panic, but a second later you'd be dead because your whole body will be sucked into it. It would all happen in a matter of seconds. You'll be dead before you knew what the **** happened.

And nobody will ever find your body, people will just assume you went diving once and no one has seen you since.

You realize a human is much bigger than a crab and much stronger too right?

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It's an old meme. Also Delta P accidents do kill people regularly in various ways from drowning to mass trauma.

Why don't you put your finger in there and see for yourself

I do believe that Japanese history proves you wrong, my good sirl.

I don't live underwater.

>kosm

What the fuck is that?

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Does someone have any box jellyfish webms? My sister wants to spend the winter in australia and I need to convince her otherwise.

last deep sea threads I noticed were all deleted, so don't be surprised if this 404.

A dead whale's stomach lining is what people told me

still thinking about it

why did those clams rise?

>we are shitposting on this board with people who are not underwater

the current pulled the sand

Deepstaria enigmatica is what google is telling me.

I didn't know they lived that close to the beach

don't worry she's not going to take all her panties.

Interesting, thanks senpai.

deshi deshi basara basara

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LE JOJO MEME XD DESHI WAZUROOO!!! XDXD....UMMMM BASERRRAAAAAA XD

imagine if you were a human and put your finger in there

>jojo
pssh h*ck off kid that was a mature meme for mature memers

>texture pops in

You need not go deep to find horrors, anons.
Boil the sea, it is the only way to stop them.

>google "deshi deshi basara basara"
>jojo doesn't come up
So are we just gonna start assuming anything japanese is a jojo reference?

east coast nsw here, box jellyfish only fuck around in north east queensland and the northern territory coast, nsw is pretty safe, surf here nearly everyday and see these fuckers all the time it's unreal northern nsw can be sharky and where I surf is a known great white estuary but it's pretty safe

Hotheads leave
youtube.com/watch?v=ickFVmtWoco

>Sup Forumss idea of not shitposting is shit posting

Spotted the hothead.

Yo wanna trade that Bruxish?

Those rarely directly kill through force though. Typically delta p makes you stuck on the entry point unharmed- but you are underwater and your air does just last little more than an hour...

>that delta p video
The stuff of true nightmares

*sigh* you make this to easy...
*kicks back dirt*
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA *inhale* ORAAAAAAAAA!
Hmph... another misfit... *tips jojo hat* Yare Yare Daze...

I think those underground pipes have huge amounts of pressure in them which would be enough to seriously injure, if not kill someone.

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That shark is a good surfer

underwater*

Japan is a JoJo reference, idiot.

dolphins are fuckin rad

>shark
Not sure if serious.

It's not japanese.

>I have no idea deep sea threads where covers for people to distribute CP

protip:delete any sink or deep sea pics you got from 4chins off your hard drive

seriously stop

If I knew there was a Delta-P scenario nearby I would say, "no, I won't swim over there."

One day we shall destroy you humans and inherit the earth.
Until that day we shall continue the psychological warfare you know as "shitposting".

That's a fucking dolphin you fucknuts

w-what? If it is so easy to distribute CP how could police possibly keep a hold on this?

That's one ugly fish.

>Implying a fucking strayacunt wouldn't know what a shark looked like

>you are now imagining being dropped in the prehistoric ocean in the middle of the night with a light bright enough to only see 5 feet on all directions

>this autism

Cute guy

Take a couple of minutes to take the idea to it's logical conclusion.

POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS

No I'm not. Try again Carnac.

>you are now imagining being dropped into a silo to clear the bottom of silt and you get trapped in the valve on the bottom and visibility is zero and no one finds your body for several hours

delete this

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>imagine if you were a human

kek

jesus christ I didn't actually mean it, people say "delete this "all the time.

Why not just hide CP in meme images?

Maybe he deleted it because he thought it would be funny to actually listen to you.

probably

>when the meme's so hot it comes back to bite your ass

I've wanted to fuck Ariel since i was 5.

>guy

lol geeze.. those eyebrows. At some point all of humanity will look back and laugh at women and black people.

It's a very traumatic video, it was probably deleted because this is a blue board.

Y'AI'NG'NGAH YOG-SOTHOTH H'EE-L'GEB F'AI THRODOG UAAAH

those lips tho

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look at the webm again, the tube clearly flips the crab over before delivering massive damage!