You have 10 seconds to explain why this game won't be the Game of the Decade

You have 10 seconds to explain why this game won't be the Game of the Decade

You can't use the following words though
>empty
>procedural
>Sony
>scam
>shallow
>gameplay
>recolor
>goal

It's going to be an empty procedural Sony scam with shallow gameplay and no goal

recolour

Checkmate masterrace

I applaud your description.
That's what it will be, nothing else.
Are people seriously expecting unique adventures?

>takes 5 billion years to fully explore
>game has 6 gb

Level Design

What do I win?

It's just a another recolor of a procedural Sony scam. The goal is complete, empty, shallow gameplay.

Walking simulator
more games

Sorry, who the fuck do you think you are to impose those sorts of rules?
You can get fucked if you think that's any way to open a discussion.

It's going to be a vast vacant world with nothing to do with randomly generated bullshit, which won't be memorable just a hodgepodge of different colors to differentiate them. It just feels like a console exclusive ripoff with little to do.

It's not my cup of tea.

Remember when Borderlands advertised having millions of guns, when in reality there were about 20?

Same shit

It's going to be the same thing over and over with nothing to do.

There. I didn't use any of your shitty words, faggotron.

It's won't be much fun, as there won't be very many properly designed challenges.

It'll be a lot of pretty stuff with rather little to do.

Even if this COULD be Game of the Decade with the category it falls in, I'm pretty that's already Minecraft.

Yes, Minecraft's official 1.0 release was this decade.

Sorry for spending a little more than ten seconds.

I think players will feel a lack of direction after a certain point, especially if things just feel repetetive.

>no combat
>no point in even playing it because nothing fucking happens

Way to completely miss what OP was getting at.

Think about it for 6 fucking seconds.

The game has both on-foot FPS combat and space combat. This has been known for literal years.

theres always one

Boring
walking simulator
dead worlds
nothing to do
ResidentSleeper

I will play it but it won't last. These games have no longevity. Why does everyone on here have to hype games way too much? You ass bandits always set yourself up for a fall with your constant hype man escapades.

No Multiplayer

Have fun exploring a universe with no one in it

First post best post, always.

That actually sounds alright.

>better online community
>more mature playerbase

>not even knowing about the thing you claim to hate

neo-Sup Forums at it's finest.

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A half baked programmer can write a program with millions of possibilities in the span of 20 seconds.

It's just a 0 in the spot of a different 1. Complete and total marketing BS, always.

Use your words.

cucked numales

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There's nothing to do in the game.

Make him :^}

>billion years to explore
What kind of sadist is this game made for? Even if these ludicrous claims are true, why would anyone want to play a game that supposedly they can even never complete.

Having a majority of a game's content locked behind the life expectancy of the player is one of the most retarded things I've ever heard and this is all probably just lies

So what's the goal of this game?

fuck off

Spore 2.0

show me something worth talking about aside from colorful grass, shill

Feminism and promoting the blacked jew agenda

explore it all

it did have millions of guns

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The worlds are empty, due to being procedural, of course this can accredited to the fact, that the game is being developed for Playstation 4, Sony's latest shit, of course everybody knows it's a scam, there's no doubt about it, every one of those shallow infinite universe games is the same, you play it a bit, you get bored, then frustrated, cause it has no end, no begininning and nothing to do, there's no gameplay in it, in the case of No Man's Sky, every planet is a recolor of every other planet, there's no goal to exploration too.

we used to have before you console kiddies jumped ship to PC faggot.

It still hurts

I was asking him to explain what the fuck he meant by the image, but dude seems more interested in delivering sick burns on me with his memeing.

the community does tend to be better though then again that's like saying eating only shit is better than eating shit mixed with cum and vomit

Console ports and indie trash

Did i do okay

>better online community
>dedicated servers
>higher skill ceiling
>RTS games
>upgradable hardware
>more players
>older playerbase
>more mature playerbase

bait

Tbh I am exited for this game. But the fact that this thread keeps getting made with the same two fucking pics absolutely praising the shit out of it is turning me off

>I'm such a hardcore gamer because I despise my hobby more than you!
>all games are garbage, am I cool yet?
Shut down Sup Forums

The developers behind it made Joe Danger and Joe Danger 2, a side scrolling collectathon where you ride on a bike and sometimes quad bikes.

Will No Man's Sky be a girls only video game where girls fly into outer space?

because I'm playing Elite Dangerous

Forgot to mentire you also just coming off as a retarded shill to everyone here
And turning them off too

>implying you aren't a shill

WOOFED

Eh, I loved Elite and this game is almost the same. Can't really go wrong with a comfy walking simulator to get me through that wet and bleak British summer..

Of course. They connect their vaginas with the gamepad. It's sonys secret project. It will be a blast.

>yfw you reach the center of the galaxy
>theres just a giant mirror
>you are a girl
>the huge logo appears on the screen NO MAN'S SKY
>credits rolls

>console exclusive thread
>5 posts asking for a PC port

It's a dumb way to advertise it. They should sell it as being unique for every player.

If I'm going to buy only one space sim, should I buy this, Star Citizen or Elite: Dangerous?

It's just false-flag so later, the same guy that keep making them can use the archive to pretend there's shilling for this game.

kek

>waifu age is upon us

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>inb4 a race of aliens referred to as "bulls" are revealed to be in the game
>inb4 all lighter skinned races and females flock to them and worship them
Jesus fuck these """"""devs""""""" are so predictable

who are you quoting user?

Star Citizen if you're rich and have the patience of a saint waiting for a release
Elite: Dangerous if you want something now that's mediocre, but serviceable.

Buy Elite: Dangerous if you're the kind of lunatic who can get down with a space sim.

Buy No Man's Sky if you don't want to spend a huge amount of time worrying about shit like fuel and power management, and you just want an accessible space sim.

Buy Star Citizen if you don't want to ever play a video game.

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Show me one gameplay demo that shows it is going to be game of the decade

You even inb4'd when the burden of proof is on you

are you 12?

>6gb

Lack of interesting things to do will get boring within weeks.

You'll fuck around with crafting, enjoy seeing a bunch of new worlds, then find yourself no longer entertained as each planet will feel like it's lacking content since it's randomly generated.

Man I sure can't wait to explore the same recolored planet for thousands of times.

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You'll fuck around with crafting, enjoy seeing a bunch of new worlds, then find yourself no longer entertained as each planet will feel like it's lacking content since it's randomly generated.

Two weeks of that sounds alright.

I think it looks comfy as fuck. I'm always looking for games that are walking simulators but with slightly deeper mechanics. My wife's bf is super into a Scifi stuff so we've been already talking about the ship possibilities alone

>Intelligent console gaming discourse

You can do ANYTHING*
* Can't actually do anything

kek my horse porn folder is bigger

>game of the decade gets old in two weeks

ishygddt

Well yeah, I know it WILL be entertaining for a short amount of time, but then suddenly you'll find you're only interested in it a fraction of how much you previously were, then it will quickly become boring.

That's for a majority of the people buying it.

The super miniscule minority that's autistic will probably put a thousand hours into it and it's their game of the year.

>start the game
>aw cool i can fly around space
>see a planet
>aw cool i can land and explore
>explore for 5 minutes
>ok cool but can i actually do anything down here?
>hmm guess not
>fly around space some more
>another planet
>it's the same thing except this time the trees are yellow instead of red
>try another one
>this time the animals have slightly longer necks and the sky is cloudier

repeat ad infinitum

Ok
>Spore

Shit

>you cant use these words because they clearly describe the flaws of the game and I dont want you to point them out.

Its still a pizza you know!, just without the pepperoni... and cheese.... and sauce...

you used literally every word that you weren't allowed to

I don't read ops, I only react to the first image posted

I hope this is bait.

Ask yourself this, OP. Where's all the gameplay footage?

The game is almost released, surely they'd show us SOME gameplay by now? So where is it?

there is none

Enjoy your space walking simulator

>like saying eating only shit is better than eating shit mixed with cum and vomi

AHAHHAHA i love AVGN too!!
poop :p

This, that's literally what's going to happen, but maybe some crafting will be involved.

The issue is most people will be bored as fuck with this, but the small autistic minority will love it.

I'm going to hazard a guess and say you'll be able to explore all the substantial different planets in about 15-20 hours, after that it will just be rehashes with slight changes.

not all girls have vaginas wtf...

I'm sorry that you only own a PS4 this gen user

Sean already said there isn't gameplay because this is an elborated kojima ruse
>mfw I boot up the game and it's the true MGSV
>mfw I have no face and never did

These people actually understand what it will be.

>I-I-I bet you won't come up with anything wrong with the game if I bar you from saying what's wrong with it!!!hahahaha

This. I fucking hate the misgendering and binary focused """"""""humor""""""" on this board

Nu Male cuck devs