There is only one female argonian I can marry

>there is only one female argonian I can marry
>she's old
W H Y
H
Y

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At least you have a marriage option. There is no female khajiit for marriage in all of Skyrim.

Niggas need the original oblivion waifu

just be happy with what you have

because fuck khajiit dude no one wants a cat for a wife

Ever heard about mods? Or simply console commands?
Step up your shit man

>You have my friendship
>my friendship
>friendship

>tfw no qt bosmer to marry

But I am a khajiit
I know but I want an original qt 3.14

Now this here is the real problem.

>only high elf you can marry is a middle aged bitch
>you can't marry any of the qts from the college of winterhold
JUST

I'll care when they can make the races look more appealing than they are

good, they're disgusting savages

Who cares about the vanilla chicks. they are bland as fuck and all look like plastic.

Get the mod "bitchin wifes" or something from the nexus and marry one of those

>no male altmer to marry at all

I love that voice type, it isn't fair.

t. stupid smelly nord

Her bottom half definitely doesn't look right

>no one wants a cat for a wife

go download the oveena mod and shut up

Id marry a cat wife

cats are not suitable for marriage

only hatefucking

I can't believe how boring this game is.
The gameplay has practically no depth and the writing/quests are uninteresting.

I want a qt marriageable khaiit with unique voice acting and dialogue options.

I can't marry a drawing, user

>actually non ironically playing vanilla

Fucking hell m8, I've got like a 150 mods and my game both looks photorealistic and is actually fun to play.

I've hardly touched the main quest, too busy hunting and skinning some game while building campfires and getting my shit kicked in by random bandits since I'm only level 5.

>no mod that adds marriage dialogue for maleelfhaughty

That's the worst of it.

LITERAL SLUT

If it can walk and talk i disagree sir

why marry a cat when you can enslave it

She's not sad enough.

A cat wife would be better than a cat slave

no

What is your reasoning?

marrying a cat implies that they're equals. they're nothing more than fuzzy fucktoys and should not be given any higher privilege

A catslave will never love you.

>2016
>not fucking minerals

Well it's not the same but, Interesting NPCs mod has a male Altmer you can marry.

Khajiit are very flighty and self-centered. It's not surprising that not many really "marry," exactly. As Ahzirr Traajijazeri puts it:

>Life is short. If you have not made love recently, please, put down this book, and take care of that with all haste. Find a wanton lass or a frisky lad, or several, in whatever combination your wise loins direct, and do not under any circumstances play hard to get.

Khajiit are concerned about one person: their self. If pleasing another pleases them, they'll do it. They don't even really serve the Mane as a leader or believe in governments or standing armies. They simply mobilize in numbers out of a sense of entitlement to protect what's theirs.

I think it was mainly a case of Bethesda being shits and obsessing over humans and high elves yet again (just like they'll do in the next game), but taking a Khajiit as an exclusive mate is probably more difficult than with any other race. Then again, having sex with them at all may be fairly easy.

you say that like its a bad thing

They're cats. They're high maintenence and aloof, but they will settle down for the right person. It's not easy keeping one pleased but some people like the challenge and rewards.

Recommend me obscure mods, Sup Forums. Lewd and otherwise.

Obscure? I have no fucking idea what is and isn't but try this one.

Lost Grimoire
nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/60796/?

More salt, please

That's literally the name of the mod. And it does exactly what it sounds like.

You're a horrible person and god has forsaken you.

I use it and it feels like there's almost too much salt.

Almost.

I use survival / needs mods, and cooking uses up a lot of salt.

Makes sense to me.

UPDATE
WHEN

One of my survival mods allows me to get salt from seawater. No need for more salt here. And getting it is far more immersive.

Every time you ask, Kaz adds another vacation day to his calendar.

Only 3 more months before it's a full year without updates.

SOURCE PLEASE

>signature right there
Get outta here nigger.

>tfw I decided to remod my skyrim last night

>tfw it put me over the 255 limit so now I have to learn how to make a merged patch


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>not Dar-Ma
Get the fuck outta here

>tfw had this on my old save

>Redguards Khajiit
>Orcs Khajiit
>Dark elves Khajiit

...

I guess it would make more sense to use the tropical skyrim mod for that

Why is human male on female anthro the best?

This would be amusing to trick someone to use.

>female
>the best

bara is the only way famalam

>bara
HAH
FAGGOT

Eww. Gay.

its not gay if he's not human

>sucking animal dicks
>not gay

No, you're right. It's even gayer than if it was a human.

I will never understand the appeal of lizard pussy

>being a barafag

>Seed neeus
More like seed needus if you know what im saying.

You should try cripplechan's /zoo/ board if you need to see the appeal

That's because you aren't a disgusting scaly.

no nigga no

STOP POSTING

why not :^)

user no

I hope you die in a way that is ironic and humorous.

>Not liking bara
You aren't even alive

At least I'll last longer than you when ISIS take over.

You know I think most people on this site overreact about furfags "ruining," threads but I have seen enough threads taken over by barafags to know you're cancer.

If only Gamebryo wasn't such shit.
kek

>furfaggots

psst user you want the good stuff?

Calm down Nintendo dude, I bought Star Fox

my dick doesn't know when to stop
like this

>not liking both

Just change her in the console command settings to be able to marry them

bara is TRASH!
TRASH!

DOMESTICATED!

>skyrim
>vanilla
>console
kill yourself m8

Holy shit.

I'm no furfag, but it makes infinitely more sense than, say, foot fetishes. If you'd fuck one of those green Star Trek girls, you're already a little down that path IMO.
Just don't talk about your "fursona" or how "fursecuted" you are.

goddamn cheetahs, if they weren't nearly dead they'd make surprisingly good pets

I would marry her in a heartbeat.

I'm fursocutilated.

>at faggot bf's house
>only has skyrim legendary edition for ps3
>tfw literally crying because the screen is tearing and I can literally count all the frames on my hands and feet
>tfw no mods either

There is no screen tearing in the ps3 version though

Shit, why not both?

you sound like you live a sad and miserable life, i pity you lowly creature

hist pls go