Bunker thread

Post ITT if you haven't given in to the lure of Pokemon Go! yet.

Already 3% of America has it. It's only a matter of time until it spreads.

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I haven't gotten it. Does every person on it see the same pokemon? What's to stop pedophiles waiting at that spot to abduct dumb kids?

And it's not even released world wide yet.

Handhelds and consoles are the new arcades, they will be out by the next decade.

I don't think Nintendo cares when they put gyms in god damned strip clubs.

I'm a huge pokefag but I'm just not excited; I don't think I'm going to get it

All you do is walk around and catch them right? Can't even battle?

Nigga I'm looking forward to Sun/Moon. I like to fucking TRAIN AND FIGHT my niggers.

I have no idea what pokemon go is and why suddenly everyone is talking about it. Also why the fuck do adults that never play videogames suddenly gush about fucking pokemon.

>Something is popular, therefore it must be bad and/or harmful in some way

Who hurt you, user?

>Nintendo
Has nothing to do with this

the area I live in is too rural so nothing spawns for me. I doubt there'll be a patch fixing that before I leave so I probably won't touch it again

Their parents actually watching them... oh wait.

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You are probably that weird guy in school user, all the cool kids play Pokemon GO these days, noone gives a shit about Sun and Moon.

Welllll

too
bad~

Every new pokemon game is going to follow the same non-vidya formula from now on. Hope you enjoy playing the same 7 gen games forever user. Sun and moon better be good otherwise I'll just end myself

#90sKids

I would play it but have an iphone 4s

Also pretty stupid that the game didnt get released with pvp aspect or trading like was shown in the trailers

idk, it's just that the new Pokemon revealed so far look way more exciting than fucking shitty Pidgeys

Better have a fucking Battle Frontier this time

Welcome to Sup Forums, where anything popular = Jewish plot to kill white people.

Did the jews make you say this

My phone can't play it

I played it. Caught a few things and deleted it. Barebones as fuck. Hopefully they add shit later on.

Jews don't want to kill anyone; they want them to live financially indebted to them.

I downloaded it but I don't intend to play unless my friend wants me to. The game kills my battery and is the barebones of what a "game" is. It's not fun, it's just tapping and sliding shit on the screen. Boring as fuck.

I don't understand the appeal. You can't trade, you can't breed, you can't use pokemon moves to battle. Those are the main reasons I would play a pokemon game

I was just joking, everbody knows that Sun and Moon are better than a fucking mobile game.

Just uninstalled. I have been cleansed. Come on in boys. The water is fine.

People that play GO hate pokemon. That's a fact. There's a reason why this shit will die once they add newer gen pokemons.

>going outside

Pokemon Go is a Pokemon game for normalfags and le 90s kids hipsters who don't actually like Pokemon.

>hang out at pokestop
>wait for qt3.14s
>if you see them playing the game start a conversation about it
>ask her if you can join her route and take down the gym together
>walk around town with her for a while
>get her number to meet up the next day to get that Pikachu we were searching for

try it out user

I gave up at the login screen because I just don't give enough of a damn.

they announced trade for an upcoming update

>You are probably that weird guy in school user, all the cool kids play Pokemon GO these days, noone gives a shit about Sun and Moon.
How old are you if you're still in school?

I can interact with people without having to download a phone app

The same Pokemon will show up for anyone near a spot. I don't know how long they stay there tho

can confirm
>out for an eat with friends
>they hit the buffet
>guy cleaning the place comes up to me asking if i into poke go
>fucking no.avi
>he shills a little asking why
>notes it only has the original gen
>asks why i dislike pokemon
>mfw

I want to play it, but it doesn't work on my phone.

Should I count myself lucky? Or is it actually good?

Reddit

that's already happened, well mugging at least. People wait and committ armed robbery

/ www.theguardian.com /technology/2016/jul/10/ pokemon-go-armed-robbers-dead-body

its kind of easy to resist the temptation if your attempts to register are met with server errors

I found a center at a little girls' dance studio. I don't know how to feel about that.

You just walk a ground and try not to get robbed. Not that great desu.

Im just waiting for the exploits so i can dominate an entire town

you can battle at gyms dummies

>normies pretend this game is "bringing people together" when really it's just a bunch of cool 90s kids standing around near each other looking at their phones like they usually do

>go to dangerous places
>get mugged
>blame the app

fucking

lol

what's next

maybe we should blame the company that made the footware they were wearing

Story is fake as fuck.

sounds fun, but i was never a huge pokemon fan
maybe ill try it when i get a new phone

I've gotten laid because of this game. You can stay in your house and pretend other people aren't having fun if you want.

you have 5 seconds to help me decide android or iphone

>she gets bored of it in a week
>"so what else do you do user?"
>...

I'm sure he was a real charmer

I kinda want to play but have a windows (lel) phone and don't want to interact with other people playing

>geocaching for casuals
Fuck off scrub. Call me back when you wade into a fucking swamp in the middle of the night 100 miles from the nearest hint of civilization just to find a box worth a roll of toilet paper inside.

w...well I lift heavy stuff and put it back down. and y..you ?

no you didn't.

I just don't have a desire to try it desu not trying to be a contrarian but I'm content with the main games.

I tried it but I can't really play it where I live without leaving the house which I don't really have any good reason to do so I don't really care.

Sounds fun, user.

I don't like Pokemon.
I don't own a mobile.

Yeah, dude. Turns out your mom's REALLY into Pokemon.

>dont give a fuck about pokemon since then 2 but tried to get back into it during 4 but didn't like it
>gave it a shot just because it was free and found myself enjoying a bit
> figure I'll probally stop caring about it when Monster Hunter comes out
Well I guess you're right.

Geocaching was fun back in high school. Drove up rural roads and sneaked onto people's land to get to some of them.

I don't and never will
But my wife does and I have enjoyed he time we have spent at parks and malls hunting for her pokemon.

>I can't get laid therefore no one can get laid

>haha yeah dude i totally met this hot gamer chick she was so into pokemon and she just hopped on my dick man shit was cash
Fuck off already retard no one believes your fake story

This is really pathetic.

Yes, you are. You should leave.
>muh dick measuring contest on the 4chinz

>no u

As a fan since the originals, I had to give it a chance, even though I already knew what to expect. I played for 10 or 20 minutes, and can say it's what I expected, mobile crap. It's not a good Pokemon game, it's not a good game in general. There's no fun involved if you cannot properly battle, or trade. Now if you could do those, it might have been a lot more fun.

I'll stick to the real games, looking forward to Sun/Moon.

>makes up fake stories about getting laid to impress other anons
>calls others pathetic
can't make this shit up.

Its pretty fun to walk around with your friends and play, game isnt the best thing ever but its a fun activity

>make up stories
>can't make this shit up

user, you're retarded.

Sorry I didn't meme hard enough.

>the "its fun with friends meme"

so the game is dogshit good to know

>don't really like it
>feels shallow
>combat is a joke
>never find anything but pidgey and rattata
>any time I feel like giving it another shot I have server issues

All this does is make me want Sun and Moon more.

Checking in. Live in fucking MT anyway. Would've only had a horde of Normal types.

Normies have short attention spans. Watch as they all jump ship as soon as they introduce Pokemon that weren't on the Pokerap.

It's like a miniature version of what happened to Pokemon in the 2000's.

Did that many people really bail after gen 1? I remember it still being pretty big in gen 2 and a decent amount of were still playing in gen 3.

...

SQUIRTLE'S SO CUTE

I wonder how badly he'll regret it in September when this game is dead.

>That skin

are white people part chicken

Can confirm, I am one of those people. But it is still fun to fuck around with.

He won't regret it at all, look at the rest of him.

Yeah it doesn't seem like he's very good at planning ahead.

Konami.

I installed it for 5 minutes to see if this was the reason there's been so many annoying kids around my apartment complex lately

Sure enough, it's a pokestop

POO IN LOO

I wonder if luers can be used to pull crowds of people to a certain area to keep them away from where you want to be.

The game is already a success, there is no need to shill THIS hard.

Christ.

Ah I was waiting for this post.

Stop this shitty meme.

>A man with a three eyed elephant on his neck and what looks to be a scorpion on his scalp permanently marked into his flesh
Yeah I'm sure a generic tiny fire bird is what will be his one regret.

>pay nintendo jewsgold to keep outside faggots away from the space you pay $850 a month to reside in

thanks faggots

I deliver pizzas for a living. If I played that fucking game I'd end up killing myself in a car crash.

>you live at a stop
Prank those kids, user

Got any fun/wacky stories from your job, user?

I don't have a smartphone, I'm still running my almost decade old flip phone. I want to say that I don't want to deal with constantly upgrading more fragile phones but I'm just too poor to pay for a data plan. My coworkers seem like they're having a lot of fun.

I installed it, played it, realized that I would have to drive 10 minutes every time I needed Pokeballs and deleted it.

I'm still excited for Sun/Moon though. I'll probably buy a 3DS for them.

tell me what I should do, and I will

>mother calls me
>tells me she is sick
>buy her medicine and give it to her and head back
>all of this in less than 1 hour because I'm too busy catchin rare pokemon

I hope that cough syrup is enough