Driving while playing Pokemon Go is some of the most fun I've ever had playing vidya...

Driving while playing Pokemon Go is some of the most fun I've ever had playing vidya. I really don't want to get in an accident though. does Sup Forums have any tips for playing while you drive?

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Don't

Yeah don't fucking do it you fucking faggot. If one of you fucking manchildren hits me because you were dicking around on your phone I'm going to shove it up your fucking piss hole sideways and rip your heart out through your asshole.

keep doing it, hopefully natural selection weeds retards like you out

Know peace.

dont forget to text your mom and tell her you will be late for dinner

This user has the right idea. The only problem is, he might end up pulling out some genuinely good plants by the roots too because of his idiocy.

>non-driving peasant

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enjoy dying in car accident or landing in the ho spiral crashing your vehicle

I have three cars and a motorcycle you fucking bitch faggot, I don't want fucks like you hitting any one of them. Especially crippling me on a motorcycle because you had to catch a pixel on your phone.

>2016

>Driving yourself anywhere

>Not using Public transportation

Keep doing it obviously

lmao reddit moralfags

bacck to reddit you shits go

Phone holder,
stick it to windscreen next to hand.
Simply flick finger whilst driving

>worst idol

>ho spiral

>Pokemon Go
>Game
Get out

>gook cartoon lover manbaby

Good drivers can detect potentual dangers. Your own fault if you get hit by a retard. Bet you drive all over the road being a motorcyclist too

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shit driver spotted

no one cares about your wife's boyfriends motorcycle. most people can multitask behind the wheel. kill yourself if you can't, fucko.

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That salt. You're this guy Aren't you?

Blow it out your ass kiddo

Pokemon Go away

>killing yourself and random people is encouraged on Sup Forums

I hope you run into one of those people that can't tough guy

Did I hit a nerver, Shit driver? :')

>most people can multitask behind the wheel
No.
No, they really can't.
Especially when it involves a phone. It's worse than drunk driving.

Why wouldn't it be faggot? This is an anoynmous website. Who cares what you fucking write?

Using your phone while driving is shunned here.

>Good drivers can detect potentual dangers. Your own fault if you get hit by a retard

>last year in bumper to bumper traffic
>but at the very end of it
>some moron comes speeding through on her phone and slams into me
>totals me car
>i ram into the car ahead of me and they get totalled to
>somehow I'm uninjured
>somehow the driver vehicle I was pushed into was uninjured
>woman who crashed into me is completely wrekt, blood pouring out of her entire face
>mfw

Point is, not my fault faggot

Let your car idle in a closed garage for a few hours before setting out on the road. Sitting in the car and visualizing helps keep you focus and boosts your reaction speed.

>mobile.
>Vidya.

Ladies and gentlemen we have reached a new low.

the meme has now evolved and people, after believe that pc has videogame vaule, now believe smartphones are for playing games.

Sorry m8 got a real short fuse for kids like you that don't have their learners permit yet acting hard

Found the redditor.

>People believe this

yeah

don't

>be truck driver
>loaded to about 70,000 pounds
>get to a steep, 13 mile downhill
>used incense before
>Didn't want to waste incense so I kept driving
>mfw trying to balance not gaining to much speed, trying not to overuse brakes so they don't overheat, and catching Pokemon at the same time

Caught a bunch pretty good Pokemon though

I couldn't imagine even attempting to play this game not drunk.

but that's just my two cents OP

Lol look at this faggot. Thinks he knows people AND getting shitty at a random person across the web. You have issues :')

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Watch the lower right corner.

Kill yourself if you want, but don't hurt innocent people while doing it.

>Spending $10,000+ to get a decent car, tens of thousands more for a good car and if you spend less than that your car is a piece of shit that constantly needs maintenance
>Even then still spend thousands of dollars a year on repairs and registration
>Also spend thousands of dollars a year on petrol
This is why so many people are poor

Disgusting Valor fags.

IS THE SERVER DOWN FOR EVERYONE ELSE

FUCK

This, not meeting new bus buddies every day and sitting next to cuties making them smell you after your shift is done.

Mount your phone on your dashboard like all the uber drivers do. Play the game off your peripheral vision and dont take your eyes off the road.

Thank you for proving my point with your ironic smileys

>Good driver
>Playing with your phone
Good one, user.

It's cute how you think you aren't a manbaby when you are on Sup Forums. Stop kidding yourself loser

you're typing all these things into a mirrored surface while looking at yourself, senpai.

Did I mention anything to do with phones? No

Never said I wasn't baby, I was just giving you a verbal spanking for being an irresponsible manbaby

>'95 Camry: $4,200 6 years ago
>insurance: >$1000 per year with safe driver discount
>gas: $20 per week(at nearly double the american price)
>total repairs in 6 years: >$1000

i mean if you'd rather spend about the same amount of money to take the bus that's fine with me, somebody has to or there'll be no bus service when i'm too drunk to drive

At first I was like ugh
But then I realize you can just say it's a phoenix if and when this game fizzles out.
Can't really do that with the other two.

Work vehicle camera picked up someone playing this while driving earlier. Hope they enjoy their $400-500 fine and potential loss of license.

Find the nearest overpass and drive off it

>Good drivers
>Can detect potential dangers
>He doesn't know that most accidents are caused by other people and in a split second there's nothing you may do to avoid it

Yeah, don't you know that good drivers have absolutely no thinking time and 360 degree vision at all times?

Looking to pull off more or less the same. What mileage was on your car when you bought it? Any tips for a Sup Forumsirgin looking to kick the bus?

Yeah, why don't you? Pathetic NEET autistic faggot.

Do you not understand what a joke is? If you do, then are you aware that OP was making one?

>Saving a thumbnail.
The absolute madman!

You dont, I hope you get pulled over.

Once again v is rapidly gobbling up bait without a care.

you are adding to the contribution of the death of video games. You are your fucking phones, its pathetic. Why dont you just attack it to your fucking face.

>tfw you live in the middle of no where and have to drive 25 miles to the nearest gym
This game isnt fun desu senpai

is this your first day here, ledditfag?

>playing Pokemon Spy For Us Version

Sitting on a train feels like flying up a river while castnetting. Tons of Pokemon, regular changes in Pokemon types, Pokestops and gyms at every station. Not worried about crashing, killing, maiming, burning and dieing. Feels good.

>tfw shit pokemon

Where to cop better ones and easier way to level up.

I hope you and everyone like you gets weeded out of society, like a mass culling of shitty drivers, for being a danger to everyone on or near the roads. There will be a glut of moving violations and the loss of so many drivers licenses will result in perfect driving conditions for everyone else who just wants to get from point A to point B. Have fun paying extra for cop pensions.

what's the most based team in the game?

Instinct. any other team an you're a cuck

any reasoning behind it or nah?

nah

I thought Pokemon was shunned on this board.

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Yell shit at people camping gyms..

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at least try to steer into a tree and not a pedestrian or another car so you can remove your dumbass from the gene pool cleanly

just go and take a walk you fat fuck, jesus christ

but why would I when it makes virgins like you so butthurt?

It's not easy or time affective to do that the US, not counting cities. It takes me twenty minutes to drive to the nearest mall. Why take a hour and a half to do that on a bus, there and back taking up a quarter of my day to shop when I can do it in an hour. Fuck off.

How long until this PokeGO fad goes away?

is there a geo relocator script yet for this shit on android? i found one github that works for iphone and osx, but is there anything that I can run on windows/linux for my android? I think there was similar shit out there for ingress

i just wanna be comfy in home and catch em all ya kno

Download latest Bluestacks
Go into Regedit, disable Bluestacks Camera (Local Machine > Software > Bluestacks > Guests > Android > Config then change Camera from 1 to 0)
Download FakeGPS
Download LuckyPatcher
Download KingRoot
Root with KingRoot (Scroll to bottom, click the last option then hit "Fix", close the program)
Open LuckyPatcher, Use the "Rebuild and Install" option to install the FakeGPS app as a System App
Open LuckyPatcher after Reboot, Hit search then go to the top left and hit filters, hit the option for System Apps
Open FakeGPS, go into the top right settings, enable them all
Select a position you want to be, then hit the play button in the bottom right.
Load up Pokemon GO, login and whenever you want to move, pull the android bar down from the top of the app, hit the FakeGPS notification then drag the pin to a new position and hit the play button again.

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don't you stupid fucking idiot
i shouldn't even have to tell you this, and i wouldn't care because it's only delaying the inevitable, but you're putting other people at risk too

Don't they ban you for this?

...no?

>most accidents are caused by other people

but thats statistically impossible user as there are more single person and 2 party crashes than pile ups so in the case of a single person they would have to either blame themselves of mechanical failure and in 2 party crashes its either themselves, the other party or mechanical failure so there is no way mathematically that more accidents could be blamed on another person.

Thats just basic math

where did they even find 3D models like that?

I don't know if they ban you, but the game can tell if you're using a fake gps and won't work

I tried leaving the app on while I was driving to work (45 minutes on the highway) so that my eggs would hatch. But I checked them afterward and they made no progress at all. Also I didn't hear it vibrate that a pokemon near. Does the game detect how fast you're going?

Did they make those models themselves?

>Does the game detect how fast you're going?
Pretty much.