Teen kills brother over Pokemon GO

Which one of you did this?

cartelpress.com/pokemon-go-teen-kills-younger-brother-thought-deleted-pokemon/

>cartelpress.com

fake article

It was me, Barry. I was those pokemon.

>cartelpress.com

Fucking spics are horrible journalist.

You can't go back?

It is fake, but they at least made sure to set it in Florida so it'd be more believable.

Why can't these psychos kill Treehouse localization team? You know somebody that isn't innocent.

I broke the dam.

It’s me, Austin! It’s me, Austin! It was me all along, Austin!

>cartel press
That's a satire site, you rapebaby.

"“I was shocked by the murder” said the medical examiner at the scene, “not only because the kid murdered his own brother, but because he thought he deleted his Pokemon. We later found out the kid had nothing but Ratatta’s and Pidgey’s. I would have understood if he had a Dragonite or Gyarados or something like that, but Jesus Christ, for a miserable Ratatta? As a matter of fact, I even caught a Ratatta at the scene”."

Did you even read your own article

>Stuff like this
>Gangs targeting people through the app
>People finding dead bodies and witnessing murders
We just need that one person to die do to it and we are witnessing a new global phenomenon, for all the wrong reasons.

>Florida

Notice how OP never said he thought it was real.

>rapebaby.
Is that a baby used exclusively for rape purposes or a baby conceived through rape?

Shush, incestbaby.

>incestbaby
Is that a baby used exclusively for incest purposes or a baby conceived through incest?

damage control

Holy shit, BBC actually wrote a story on this.
It's deleted now, but it just goes to show the shitshow that today's journalism is.

kek

Fucking Florida people, I swear they is something wrong with that entire state that just drives people insane.

kek

Heat, swamp, crocs, jews... the list goes on

I certaily tried multiple times growing up. They'd save over my Pokemon red, delete my super mario world progress. I throttled them often, they never died but it wasn't for lack of trying

>We later found out the kid had nothing but Ratatta’s and Pidgey’s. I would have understood if he had a Dragonite or Gyarados or something like that, but Jesus Christ, for a miserable Ratatta? As a matter of fact, I even caught a Ratatta at the scene
I had a good laugh.

You blame jews for everything.

hi, op.

Flordia man reporting in. This post is correct

White people hold this L.