POKEMON GO

Dear U.S.

It's time for your conversion.

>some day the US will switch and you'll be a stupid old person too dumb to learn

You should learn english before you try to speak it

Metric is seriously one of the easiest things to learn.

There's a reason its such a standard system

Post the middle finger edit

well he's a frog poster so he's probably already too dumb

GIVE ME 1 (ONE) GOOD REASON THAT WE SHOULD USE METRIC FOR ANYTHING THAT ISN'T SCIENTIFIC.

Why should I use a scale based off of light to measure my height, instead of one based on actual human proportions?

Yards and miles are dumb though.

>Feet
>Not the length of a human foot

>Yard
>Not the length of a backyard

>Inch
>Not the length of OP's dick

Imperial units are nonsensical as fuck

It's easier.

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The metric system is a scam developed by European Manlets so they wouldn't feel as bad about their height.

>tfw I got 12 inch feet
Feels good knowing my feet are as big as the king who made the measurement

Except that all those things were true during the time of OP's ancestors. On average. Sometimes some things were smaller.

Dear UK

How's Brexit going?

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The only reason we don't change it is because it would be incredibly difficult to convert everything that's been established and teach all of the old fucks that don't understand metric.

Most Americans would love to use somethings that actually makes sense but we've been fucked by our forefathers.

AMERICAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK YEAH

YMD > MDY >>>> shit > DMY

TO THE MOON AND BACK COUNTING MILES AND YARDS BOYS

WHO /USA/ HERE

I dunno. I kind of think the US has been dead for maybe a decade now. Absorbed by Israel or whatever controls them and what was simply a parasite has become the US.

Its been a zombie since Reagan, my friend.

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came here to post this. good job user

>NASA using Imperial
lol

>days go up to 31
>months go up to 12
>12 is bigger than 31 according to the pyramid
The rest of the world can't into maths?

>lose getting first to space
>lose getting first orbiting satelite
>lose getting first living being to space and back alive
>lose getting first spacewalk
FIRST TO THE MOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>lose getting first to another planet

woo go imperial units!

>d/m/y
>smallest to largest
>h/m/s
>largest to smallest
>both are based on time
Do Brits actually believe they can argue based on logistics when they can't even fucking stay consistent themselves?

Yeah try using milimeters in construction, counting out mm is a fucking bitch compared to 16ths. Stay in your mud huts, bitch.

Months are longer than days. That is the maths you fucking idiot.

MUH MOON

I prefer this one.

NASA uses metric anyway.