So I just finished pic related. When does Geralt become the *teleports behind you* "psssshhhhhh...

So I just finished pic related. When does Geralt become the *teleports behind you* "psssshhhhhh, kid" edgelord Sup Forums keeps telling me he is?

Never, the faggots who say that are just trying to get your goat.

He never becomes that, who told you this shit?

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He talks with a raspy voice and looks like an edgelord, when in reality he's one of the least edgy in the entire series.

When you select the explicitly labelled edgemaster dialogue choices in TW2 & 3.

Ciri is the one who can perform the "pshhhh nothin personnel kiddo" teleport ability, not Geralt

>"Thats it Yen, that was The Last Wish: Introducing the Witcher English translation"

Really Sapkowski?

Where is creepy-chan now, I wonder?

Wait did you finish the book or the games?

After finishing the Witcher 3 and determining it to be the best videogame ever made, I'm looking forward to getting into the books.

wtf is this a pol mod?

wish I knew man

Cuckold exists outside of the limited purview of a select group of retards, scum.

>he doesn't have the Sup Forums mod

Wait so what was the point of the second story, because the other ones introduce a few things important in the future I.E Geralt himself, Dandelion, how he got Ciri, how he became known as the Butcher of Blaviken and how he fell in love with Yennifer, but the second story doesn't seem to do anything like that, is there an obvious reason I'm just missing

Does he really say that about lesbian trans people?

Books went downhill after The Last Wish fast.

I mean second short story in the last wish

I heard the second short story book was good but the actual series goes downhill quickly

When your mother starts sucking dwarf cock you whoreson

What's the second story? The Beauty and The Beast or Snow White/Rapunzel? World building, probably.

>thunderbolt
>swallow

fucking pleb

>He uses blizzard

Fuck off weeb.

ugh, triss has never been appealing to me in witcher3

the bright red hair is too fake and SJW looking

she only looks good when shes butt fucking naked
i did end up fucking her in 3 tho

You do realize the books were written for themselves, right? They aren't a tie in to the games, they came way before.

that's the only woman you're ever going to see naked

grain of truth? mostly establishes his profession as witcher and shows he's a big softie for nice monsters

This. Because the Dryad and the Lady of the Lake are never naked.

no im a fucking man and i mostly use that katakan deconction and tawny owl along with jugz of water because im not a little bitch like you

IMO the first one does that just fine. He had full clearance to kill Adda if it came down to it from the girl's father himself. Instead he went out of his way to cure her and nearly died for it.

The books came wayyy early then the Witcher.
The Witcher 1 go out on 2007 when the the books were out in the '90

They are coming out on English thanks to the game.