Idle menu cutscene

>idle menu cutscene
>devs showing you how to play
>they play like utter dogshit

>its a bunch of scripted shit thats impossible to pull off ingame

Hotaru > flatchest

>it's the actual dev that tested the game playing
>you learn that move from the cut scene is a real move

stop right there

...

Sure is videogames

>Achievement for beating a developer's speedrun time

Terrible. Can tumblr do anything right?

What games do this? Sounds like a fun challenge.

Furi's got one for best game dev speedrun and best combat designer speedrun

It's on pupose to lure players by making them think "I can do better than that!". It's also called demo or attract mode. An artifact from the arcade era.

Freedom Planet

CTR has it
in time trials mode nitrous oxide is a placeholder for the fastest time one of the developers could beat the track

Are you just shit? What game?

You have to win the game has one.

I always felt like the attract mode demos were meant to underperform to make players watch and feel like they could totally do better themselves and inevitably give their quarters to do so. And then it just kind of stuck around in console games for a couple gens.

Thanks, anons.
>Furi
>Carpenter Brut, Lorn
Fucking sold.

Alien Swarm

THIS SHOW MAKES ME WANT TO LICK AN ARMPIT

>it's a thinly veiled animeposting thread episode

post anime you say?

Shinobu?

Snail is better

no

Wipeout has you beat Ziko I think

>Face a player online
>They're really good and beat you
>Turns out it was one of the devs

>change the controls
>scripted sections break and force you to reset/game over