Reminder that if you didnt pick valor, you made the wrong choice and should probably kill yourself

Reminder that if you didnt pick valor, you made the wrong choice and should probably kill yourself

seriously

>meet mystic faggot
lel, so you browse le reddit right? XD
>meet instinct fag
blah blah blah, oh hey, you know im like SUCH an underdog right? like, people just dont pick instinct because blah blah blah
>meet valor bro
hey bro, you seem pretty cool, want to get a beer together and catch some pokemons? first rounds on me, buddy!

seriously, Mystic and Instinct faggots are the biggest shitters to ever grace this Earth

>be me, valor bro
>whole town is full of bluebuddies, pretty much all gyms are blue
>see a lure attached to pokestop near me, go out to investigate.
>see max lvl neckbeard sitting all alone at a coffee shop, not even hiding the fact that hes doing the pokemans
>go over and ask if the lure was him
>it was him
>we chat, hes also a valor bro
>we leave together and go take over all the blue gyms in our area
>now semi buddies

does anyone have an .apk that will wok on 5.5.1? I'm using a samsung galaxy s5 mini, for some reason the play store says my phone isnt compatible

how much of a autist do you have to be to start stereotyping people who picked a color for a mobile game that's only a few days old?

Tonight me and 2 other Valor friends set up a lure and 3 other guys showed up, all Valor. We had a good time, drank beers at the nearby bar and caught Pokemon. We also all browse Reddit. Sorry faggot.

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ow

Is mystic really the reddit team? I just choose it cause my favorite bird is Articuno

>choosing your destiny based on arbitrary reasons

Wow

Considering it's Pokemon, a bit hit with people who have autism, only with no gameplay, it's really to be expected.

Anything but Valor is the reddit team, despite a lot of reddit also being on valor Don't worry, and pick whatever team you want.
I picked Instinct because I love Zapdos, and I don't want a woman to be my leader.

Oh wow

What is it with valorfags whining about anybody not being a valorfag? Just enjoy the game.

>durrr my teemz betur than urs
>evry1 else is a homo fagt autist
damn OP how many cocks you suck on your way to the pokestop?

I don't like fire chicken, prefer Artic Uno

Talk about insecurity over playing Pokemon.

>mfw these threads will be around 24/7 now

And it's not even a proper Pokemon game. Have fun with your angry birds shit.

Why play this game? Isnt it just one of those social games?

>I picked Gryffindor because I'm brave and adventurous and stuff ;^)

>Be alone as Team Instinct, hanging near a gym
>9 guys show up
>"What team?" they ask
>I tell them
>They laugh at me and wreck the gym
>"Well, see you guys later" I tell them
>"Eeeeeh, wait one second"
>Guy puts his hand on my shoulder
>Pushes me to the ground
>"Valor is the true path to glory"
>Try to get back up, they kick me
>"Let's teach this faggot a lesson"
>They rip my pants off, I start screaming
>"I'm going to Diglett inside of you and Squirtle into your boy Cloyster and you will Lickitung the rest of our Muk off our Ninetails, faggot"
>They rape me
>Other Team Instict bros walk by and see it happening
>They turn around and leave. Nobody tries to help me
>They beat me, take my gym, and fuck me raw
>After it's over they all spit on me and Flex.
>"Team Valor!"
>I get up and walk home crying
>One of my eggs hatches
>It's a 10CP Pidgey

One of the best nights of my life. Who else here is Team Instinct?

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>10cp Pidgey
>Best night

Just your dad's cause he gave me a lift

>butthurt blueballs and yellowchicken.

but with all seriousness, team instinct have the shittiest logo.

>tfw met the guy who got Gary Oak as his username

cunts

>this fucking thread

>he doesn't like triangles
I bet you can't even triforce nigga

Valor - a legendary Phoenix
Instinct - the legendary Thunderbird
Mystic - a fucking Seafoam Turkey

Valor and Instinct are alright but you Mystic kids suck.

I think we can all agree on this.

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Gay Lantern Corps

OH NO, HERE COME TEAM VALOR

Mystic is what Reddit, Kotaku and a lot of Twitch and Youtube E-Celebs went for. If you picked Mystic then you are a ledditor by default.

>tells people not to be rude
>acts like an absolute nigger at the end

normalfags

DELETE THIS

>All gyms around me are either mystic or instinct
>Be valor
>Proceed to destroy those gyms

The only time I like living in this small shithole, i'm surprised it even has pokestops and gyms.

OnlyRedLivesMatter
SpreadTheRed

They think they are in the right, so that means they can be as rude as possible.
SJW use the same tactic
>WAAAH I RECEIVED DEATH THREATS
>IF YOU ARE A WHITE MALE YOU CAN DIE THIS ISNT HYPOCRITICAL AT ALL

>Wanted to go instinct
>Only other guy with the game in my area is instinct
>Need to fuck him up
>Don't want to be associated with Sup Forums faggots

Mystic it is

suicide is your only way out after that.

>most of reddit is on valor
>don't worry guys valor isn't reddit
That's what a redditor would tell us

Real talk we all know Zapdos is the only choice

>be me
fuck off reddit

i picked valor by accident

now that i know its populated with fedorah tipping edge lords i regret it

Team Valor
>muh valor, muh power, everything revolves around me
>we like fighting, muh testosterone

Team Mystic
>YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND US!
>WE NEED TO FIND THE RAREST POKEMANS!

Team Instinct
>nobody is joining our special hipster team
>get off my team you pikachu-loving normies

tfw there's no green for shrek team ;_;

can you add a little salt to my fries please

allHailValor

>Picked mystic because Articuno carried me through blue
>Met a literal fedora yellow
>Met a tumblr nu-male on blue
>Met three 13 year old normie kids on red who tried to make fun of me for playing pokemon
>Met 2 mystic dudes, 3 valor bros, and an instinct guy at a park at 2 am with 3 lures and a gym
>Took turns fighting eachothers mons and catching shit and leveling up
>Was comfy

Tbh I've seen each fucking stereotype on each team, although I will admit blue does seem to be filled with more people

MysticsforPesents

I'd fuck mystic and take their pokemons after i'm done.

Hahaha...you think that this argument will stop? Its like coke vs Pepsi...

obviously Valor is winning, btw Mystics shouldnt be able to vote

When do you pick a team?
Started yesterday and level 4, highest pokemon is 96cp

3 days ago, highest CP is &86 Flareon im lvl 13

Meh, who cares

>meet instinctfag
Pure lies

you pick a team at lvl 5

Aight thanks

What it's just a fun game nigga. Don't have to make it a competition. Don't place your honor over a casual Pokemon game. You're on team Valor, you should know that.

everyone whos a Valor care. Death to Mystic fags

Mystic was the OG team, Valor are a bunch of shitposters.

M O L T R E S
O L T R E S M
L T R E S M O
T R E S M O L
R E S M O L T
E S M O L T R
S M O L T R E

youre not a true valor than. get out of here Mystic SCUM!!!

Reminder that if you play pokemon go at all you should most definitely kill yourself.
>LMAO guys we're such nerds!!!! Pokemon is so cool!!!!!!

>Not being part of GLORIOUS YELLOW MASTERRACE

>yellow chicken

Zapdos is a hummingbird though

Say this now until Moltres shits all over your carpet and Rydia makes you eat it all

but seriously who gives a shit what team your own I picked instinct because I like yellow and I don't keep up with your memey reddit groups

theyre extinct

Why are you playing this autistic shit when you could be playing real Pokemon?

My girlfriend has that phone. Ended up downloading the apk and it works fine, though the GPS can be a bit buggy.

Fag

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wtf does mlrsote mean?

Peace through power. God i miss Kane.

good game

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>Drive to my work with the app open (not looking at it while driving because I'm not retarded though)
>doesn't log any kms in regards to hatching eggs

>stand still the whole night while I teleport around the block, GPS being a piece of shit indoors
>4.5 Kms "walked"

how the hell is this shit supposed to work

magic my dear friend

>mfw i'm valor and haven't told anyone in 5 minutes

This game will increase game violence.

>game
gang*
but now i made an accidental funny.

GG kid

if I see you wearing red on my pokespots i'll smoke your ass

bring it Pussy

Oh look it's the gryffindor of pokémon go.

I think you might be retarded.
I was saying that no matter what team you pick, Valorfags will demand its the reddit team, despite there being people on team valor from reddit.

Zapdos is the only choice. But I don't want to be in a group with a retard who can't read.

Post more of these.

you live

you die

I chose Valor because big tiddies.

sounds to me like you're just being a hipster faggot by making that your way of deciding teams.

K I die.
Not my fault both teams are obnoxiously annoying.

The true answer on teams

>Team in constant control of your local gym isn't yours
>LOL X IS SHIT FUCK YOU GUYS

>Team in control of said gym IS yours
>LOL X IS BEST U JEALOUS

same.

chose instinct because I like zapdos, but i like to joke around and play faction loyalty with feorcity

all 3 teams are obnoxious, just don't be obnoxious with them

This is the only thread specifically made for a team.

I'm a yuropoor and the game isn't even out yet so I can't try it out but I think I'll go pick Valor.

the other birds are retarded.

>implying it's not trump red, hilldog blue and bernie yellow

I've never played a mainline Pokemon game before and just read the team descriptions. Instinct sounds like it fits me the most, but none of my friends are in it and the gyms near my work are all mystic.

Pick sides or stick to my guns?

I need to purge all red shitter but how the FUCK am I suppose to beat this?

lone wolf over here better go join the toddlers on Instinct

>implying there could be a meaningful reason to choose a meaningless color in a Pokemon game