Can someone explain to me how this pokemon thing works?

Can someone explain to me how this pokemon thing works?
Is it even fun?
The amount of shit ab out it is astounding

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You walk around, find a mon, then swipe your phone.

Why?

SO YOU CAN SHOW THEM ONLINE BRO
DO THE MEMEMEMEMEMEME

so you can be cool and hip

>shitty art
>Patreon
Of course.

It doesn't make any less sense than doing the same on a game boy with buttons.

Except GO actually gets your fat ass up and about. I'm not getting this until Ralts start showing up.

You catch stuff till you level up. Then you find gyms and try to take them for your team. 3 Teams so that there is a decent amount of rivalry and so that things and split pretty well instead of just one team. Anything that makes pokemon actually fun is not there though, it's just a mobile game with a pokemon coat of paint.

I probably would enjoy it more if the gameplay was actually closer to pokemon. You know turn based battles with 4 moves an all.
Also if it was past gen 1.

>green pig man, boobs and incest
what did he mean by this?

Someone post that one where he folds a cat inside out by stretching its anus.

This comic would work so much better without words

It's no more or less fun than every arbitrary repetition based real money gated phone game. If you can tolerate that with pokemon paint it's all right, but it's honestly really barebones for a "pokemon game".

>lol u tk hm 2 da bar???? tier shit
>nobody reports
Every time.

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lmao
i kno rite
we're such oldfags
like
omg!!!!

spot the homo

>you should take off your clothes too, my child, of whom I share genetic traits with and am the father of

>mew instead of diglett

One job.

>of whom I share genetic traits
Yeah I'm not so sure about that.

I just wanted to know how much is this guy making, per month, on Patreon with that drawing skill.

Look at the ears

>titty elf

I like this.

>multiracial fantasy incest

post more

But it's anime and lewd user, chinks gotta buy dogs to eat somehow.

Nearly $4000.

He skirts the line between pandering to genuine weebs and faux-ironic weebs.

You walk around and press the screen to catch Pokemon
Then you walk the gyms where you fight other Pokemon by randomly pressing and swiping the screen
It's very deep

Yes, because Pokemon is such a deep and complex series.

I like it

The game managed to be less deep than an extended rock paper scissors match. That's the sad part.

Normies like it because you can go out with muh friends, still have your face glued to the phone and identify as "le ebin gaymur nerd XDD". Austits like it becasue "muh pokemanz"

The artist does this shit regularly

Don't worry user, in the next actual Pokemon game they keep the complex gameplay you desire and deepen it further by telling you what moves are super/not very effective.

It's the same thing it used to be minus status effects and multiple moves.
Literally everyone complains about this game has no idea it's supposed to.male you want to play the full actual Pokemon game.
Fuck you people.

Thank fuck for that. Now I don't have to refer to an online chart to find out. Well, except for when it doesn't show, like the first time you see a wild pokemon or in anything competitive.

>It doesn't make any less sense than doing the same on a game boy with buttons.
except it does. You can actually train and battle people and wild pokemon in the real games.
All you do in Go is throw pokeballs and watch 2 pokemon spaz out when you reach a "gym"

Fucking irritating gif man, fuck you.

ruined mah day.

>panels move from left to right
>dialogue reads from right to left

$3,606
Lucky guy.

>being this easily triggered
Sorry you had to see something problematic in your safe space

>Throw a fetish, a tired old joke, and animu in a blender
>Weebs eat it up
>Make patreon bucks.

>we cant have a Pokemon MMO because Nintendo is afraid it will make the handheld games obsolete
>a smartphone game is making the main game obsolete and will probably become the new standard for the series

Wasn't their excuse that they wanted people to meet and trade with each other rather than having them stay at home by themselves?

>Balding

They could have made the next 3DS game more like an MMO. But that would be too drastic a change from the formula they already established. And why go to all that effort when the next main series game will still sell 12-15 million copies while simply being a clone of the last gen?

The funny thing is, Pokemon GO was probably created to just be a spin off and purposefully not compete with the main game. But Pokemon fans are so desperate for something different, they are jumping on this game.

if your post ends in 1-5, kill left marry right
if it end at 6-9 kill right fuck left
if 0 you fuck one and get pegged by the other, your choice.
123 or similar, they both disappear from the face of the earth

It's just teens laughing at any "ahaha it's lewd innuendo!" joke.