Gimme a hug, Sup Forums!

Gimme a hug, Sup Forums!

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>People in Alola are scared of Kiteruguma to the point of having warning signs about it. It is really strong and can break anytthing in two. It likes to hug its trainers but is strong. Raising one puts your life in danger.
g-guys... should i go for it?

That looks like something I'd draw when I was two years old

Pokemongs will defend this

>about 6'10" (2.1m) tall and can break anything in two

That thing is oddly dangerous for something that looks so harmless.

Then there's THIS asshole

it looks like a 4 yo's oc

>Literally lives in old Pikachu merchandise from 20 years ago
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER

I was hoping this would be the first reply

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

/vp/ will still defend it

no

Yes.
Off to your containment board.
Now.

>these are real

this... is my last gen

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Is that a Dangan Ronpa.

Funny coming from someone posting a OP picture.

This is an awful design

?

>Dildo tail

I stopped after seeing Diamond and Pearl crash the series into oblivion. Some people are still holding onto a sliver of hope, though.

Why do people hate this design? What's wrong with it? I honestly don't get it.

Literally my grandma's pikachu

Holy fuck that's some creepypasta shit. Guaranteed gonna be on my team.

Why are ghosts so best

Pokemon is dead

See you in 3 years.

It's not a hyper realistic wolf or dragon with a million colors and improper shading from light sources placed all over the place.

Also its not in water color.

It reminds me of Monomi

I'm assuming /vp/ already defends this?

So they wanted to make a Red Panda judging the pattern and came up with this instead

Is that a fucking ghost pokemon that is wearing the CORPSE of a dead Pikachu, dude?

The head looks like it's photoshopped on.

awful color, no body shape, those ears

it looks like a fucking cookie

I really like this design.

HOLY SHIT IS THAT POPPILO'S EVOLUTION

>Diamond and Pearl
>crash the series into oblivion
What? I mean sure, the Sinnoh Pokedex was imbalanced type-wise, the battles crawled at a snails pace and there were a few too many evo's of old Pokemon but I don't see how Generation 4 was that bad in the grand scheme of things

>People are still defening this
Thank God pokemon Go is saving us from this trash

This makes up for retard bear's design

back to

>Go
>Saving us from anything
Pokemon Go is conceptually pretty cool but in execution it's a pretty dry, dull experience. It needs an actual battle system, just to list one of the dozens of problems it has. Besides that, only doing the original 151 seems like a lazy nostalgia-grab, considering the actual mechanics of the game would benefit from there being WAY more Pokemon available

do you people think spamming this in every pokemon thread on Sup Forums will actually accomplish anything?

SAVED

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You niggas can't seriouly still play pokemon. This is an 18+ site.

>gen 1
>pokemon were designed to look like real animals with a fighting spirit for survival, a handful of cute ones thrown in

>current gen
>pokemon are designed to be cute for homosexual autistic role players to jack off about and maybe sell some amiibos, handful of serious well designed ones

what went wrong?

That's really cool.

>crack_open_a_bear.jpg

I love how you imply that 1999 to 2016 is "current gen"

What animals are Mr.Mime and Jynx?

you literally just named everything that was wrong excluding shit Poke designs, forced and hideous Pokegear, and the start of too many legendaries

HG/SS is pure perfection though so i quit after that

It's wearing old Pikachu merchandise from 20 years ago because it wants to be loved like Pikachu.

>gen 1
>pokemon were designed to sell merchandise

>current gen
>pokemon are designed to sell merchandise

CUTE
U
T
E

I like them.
Ghost one looks cool.

well that's fucking terrible

granted, every gen has shitmons, and aside from that one fish I don't think anything else we've seen so far has been this outright bad.

You never found a wild Mime in the woods as a kid? You must not had a childhood.

Lewds of that thing giving a handjob when?

>HG/SS is pure perfection

That actually looks really cool. I've seen more good or at least decent gen7 pokemon now than in the whole gen 6.

No.
HG/SS was shit just like gold and silver

Bear looks like shit.

Ghost is spooky as fuck.

>Unobabortion thinks anyone cares what he thinks

Get out Pedobear!

French and black people

>all these people not realizing it's supposed to be a mascot costume, therefore creepy and unnatural looking

Same. I didn't really like many of the 6th gen Pokemon.

I like most of the new ones.

Kill yourself, that bear is awful and Gen 6 had plenty of amazing Pokemon.

>throwing your fishing pole into the water

Muk was an Animal? And Eggexiut?

google and iqdb has failed me. Sauce me that shit please.

So it's Freddy Fazbear as a Pokemon?

In what way was Magnenite an animal?

Stop falling for the most obvious baits, people.

>Didn't like gen 6 mons
>Tyrantrum
>Chestnaught
>Greninja
>Diggersby
>Talonflame
>Vivillon
>Pyroar
>Pangoro
>Meowstic
>Aegislash
>Trevenant
>Malamar
>Barbaricle
>Dragalge
>Clawitzer
>Hawlucha
>Carbink
>Avalugg
>Noivern

Nigga you gay

all of the day, brother

I guess I just remember Sinnoh/DP more fondly due to it coming hot off the heels of Gen 3 which I thought was an absolute shitshow

I agree that HG/SS were the height of the series though, so you're still my nigga

What the hell is that and what the hell is wrong with you?

These new designs get worse with each new reveal.
Only the cover art legendaries and the owl look ok

Yo just search for salandit on e621
e621 was where i got it
It's a new pokeman

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I love how Sup Forums's very first reaction to this bit of info was "IT TOTALLY RAPES HUMAN GUYS BECAUSE SEX IS ALL WE THINK ABOUT TEEHEETEEHEE!".

>yet ANOTHER bullshit rodent pokemon

they never catch on.

japan is so fucking dumb.

>Sup Forums's
But that was made on tumblr

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Came into this thread explicitly for this

Only the strong survive. Get swole and overpower it with love.

My wife Chino is so radical.

>another bear
fucking finally

>Red Pandas

b-but muh themed bear team

>another bear
And it's shit.
Yay!

>rodent
It's a ghost inside a hand puppet

Hopefully it's as big as Pangoro or Snorlax, I don't want a manlet bear on my team.

2.1 meters tall

2.1 meters. I'm amazed Beartic was allowed to be as big as it is.

OK, that's a good height for it. Now let's see how good it is in battle, normal/fighting could be interesting.

We've had a bear almost every gen you retards
Snorlax
Ursaring
Blue snot Ursaring
Pangoro
And now this

only needs one more to form a complete bear team

>Mobile game
>Saving anything

>Blue snot Ursaring
I didn't know Beartic kept the runny nose. And I didn't know it was the same as Ursaring.