What was her problem?

What was her problem?

Lack of melanin, apparently.

REAPER
REAPER

Her boss fight was purposely made bad because it was a social commentary on something something videogames. You can't get away with purposely make a part of a game bad if the rest of the game is bad.

she was a lesbian

How was it bad?

She was mad about being one of the few good bosses in one of the most disappointing sequels ever made

Despite both games being very bad, which girl was the most fuckable?

Incest is wincest

I have never played this game.

But clearly the dark elf with Spike Spiegel hair is most fuckable.

THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE CALL ME

Despite how horrible the first game was you can think back and remember each bossfight and their cutscenes.

Desperate Struggle was mostly forgettable and did not have much cool cutscenes. What cool dialogue did Desperate Struggle have?

Boys can't crack her oyster-shell.

"Some people fuck at funerals. I cut off heads."

WHY

you don't crack oyster shells, you hoist them. Unless you're a starfish or seasnail.

Bad Girl.

>Dark elf

She's just black.

Also best girl is Holly Summers

>What cool dialogue did Desperate Struggle have?

the only bosses that stand out to me are the rank 2 boss and new destroyman. I guess the henry anime boss too just for how fucking goofy it was

'CAUSE THEY ALL DIE

Cause they all die. When she sings she ends their lifes. Which makes question HOW they call her reaper if they are dead. Dead people tell no tales.

Check your privilege, shitlord. Shinobu is black, white, and asian.

She clearly identifies as a Panda.

WELL YOU'RE A GODDAMN PHILISTINE

Kazuhira going mental after killing Alice. We humans ARE ALIVE!

I will crack your shell if you don't shut up.

aren't the ranking fights basically professional wrestling but real after the first game? I imagine people record em, otherwise how is there this big business going around

Nignog Ninja

A tie between Bad Girl, Margaret and Silvia to me.

Moonlight, Twilight, New Destroyman and the Samurai one are the one I always remenber. Also Vladimir.

THIGH-HIGH SOCKS AND MY ABSOLUTE TERRITORY

Moe~

Muh dick

The sequel wouldn't even have been good if it had nudity.

Why doesn't Grasshopper Studios hire people that know how to make good gameplay?

It seems like it's just an ideas game company.

Be quiet, you whore. 2 was a great improvement and a solid overall game, and 1 wasn't too bad outside of the mandatory side missions.

>Bad

The level before it, sure, but the fight itself?

Glory to the Soviet Union.

>2 was a great improvement

they """improved""" how the mook fights were repetitive and easy by making them have a lot more health but also making them longer. shit like a 30 minute parking lot fight with endlessly spawning in badguys was lame as fuck. the combat wasn't actually made any better, it just takes longer

they made the combat a bit more involved I guess but also the bosses feel less interesting to fight overall

instead of fixing the open world or just telling people to deal with it they removed it entirely

way way way less clothes then the original, in the first game you had all kinds of shit but in 2 you just unlock themed sets of clothing after most bosses

instead of being weird and stupidly janky the minigames are now just really boing

the soundtrack is worse, it has a couple great songs but that's about it

the story is bullshit, it's more then the first games weird fever dream of things that happen, but it's not nearly enough to actually be a good story

everything is either actively worse of "improved" which made it go from intriguingly bad to just mediocre and boring

Fuckable:
Jeane>Bad Girl>Kimmy Howell>Sylvia>Shinobu>Alice Twilight>Cloe Walsh>Margaret Moonlight>Speedbuster>Naomi>Holly Summers

60 year olds and amputees aren't sexy you faggots.

>1
Holly
>2
Margaret