CURSE YOU...ZELDA!!

CURSE YOU...ZELDA!!
CURSE YOU...SAGES!!
CURSE YOU...Matt!!

I shall junction myself... unto Dickbutt

>CURSE YOU...ZELDA!!
>CURSE YOU...SAGES!!
>CURSE YOU...PrezBill!!

This actually works if you imagine his voice fading out into the distance

CURSE YOU...ZELDA!!
CURSE YOU...SAGES!!
CURSE YOU...Kitty!!

CURSE YOU...ZELDA!!
CURSE YOU...SAGES!!
CURSE YOU...poop!!

>CURSE YOU...ZELDA!!
>CURSE YOU...SAGES!!
>CURSE YOU.. ZELDA!!

Fucking Christ, OoT is so god damned good. No criticism will ever pierce my rose tinted glasses. Played it through again not too long ago. Felt that all too familiar giddiness.

...

The way I see it, people remember OoT fondly because it had such powerful atmosphere. Things like music, visuals, and other small details make more of an impression on young minds than writing or gameplay mechanics. Because the gameplay isn't special by any means, and the story isn't either. But its presentation was out of this fuckin world for 1998.

>not naming yourself Link

I could never say it's perfect, but I won't hesitate to say it's my personal favorite game. It really was a matter of time and place - the impact was immeasurable. It definitely has its flaws, though.

>Link
>Not LlNK

>CURSE YOU...ZELDA!!
>CURSE YOU...SAGES!!
>CURSE YOU...Slurmp!!

What an asshole.

CURSE YOU...ZELDA!!
CURSE YOU...SAGES!!
CURSE YOU...you dick!!

>name yourself LINK
>is out of place in almost the entirety of the game
>name yourself Link
>is out of place at the pivotal moment of the game

There is no winning so I just year FUCKER because it's funny for the majority of the game and fits at the end

>not using your name

>tfw when I was a kid I accidently used all caps for my name
>this was the only part where it fit

Jamal-kun pls

NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIP-TURNED UPSIDE-DOWN

CURSE YOU...ZELDA!!
CURSE YOU...SAGES!!
CURSE YOU...Lunk!!

To be fair, this wouldn't have happened in the Jap version, though it would be slightly awkward for a proud Nipponese to have their name in kana in the first place.

Would it really have been that hard to turn the player name into all caps for that?

But hey

considering what said, perhaps localization was too dumb to do it.

CURSE YOU...ZELDA!!
CURSE YOU...SAGES!!
CURSE YOU...you dick!!!