Which video game would you give the Pope?

Which video game would you give the Pope?

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Doom.

I want Pope Francis to die tbhdesu

EYE: Divine Cybermancy

*tips fedora*

Well, it is about killing living emodiments of evil created by satan.
I feel good when i play it.

Devil May Cry 3, because why the fuck not

Realistically it would have to be something that someone with the hand-eye coordination and reflexes befitting an 80 year old man could get a grip on

I guess Puppeteer

He loves gays

Street Fighter 3rd Strike

So does every purely logical being. Your point?

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Donkey Kong County 2, because it's the greatest game ever made.

Lisa the Painful becuz it's the best game EVA!!!!!!!!!111`1

>thinking it's because I'm a fedora tipper
>not because of the fact that he's a Muslim-loving faggot who says Christians were to blame for the Orlando and Bataclan shootings

The Binding of Isaac Rebirth+Afterbirth Expansion.
Cause why not.
Let the Pope feel the shaft of RNG.

>muh slims

>So does every purely logical being.

Ignore your fucking useless feelings instead of doing what they tell you to do all the time, because you think life is poetic and spiritual. It's not. It's cold, calculating, and mechanistic. Be a purely logical person.

>let Pope experience RNG
>begins writing a book on suffering

Bayonetta

Final Fantasy 10

That image is stupid because they're rated on how good they are in terms of their genre. They aren't meant to be compared directly against one another.

Sengoku Rance

Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne

>gnore your fucking useless feelings instead of doing what they tell you to do all the time, because you think life is poetic and spiritual. It's not. It's cold, calculating, and mechanistic. Be a purely logical person.

The box art is the worst part of Imagine Babyz and the game's actual art style looks nothing like that. It's just a cute collection of family-friendly mini-games, nothing bad. Perfectly serviceable for what it is.

Soul Hackers so he can ban VR and MMO shit.

What's the matter, upset that I hurt your fee-fees?

Harden the fuck up. Be a purely logical person. Emotion is weak and inferior and must be eliminated.

Dragon Quest VIII or Final Fantasy Tactics

>he's a Muslim-loving faggot who says Christians were to blame for the Orlando and Bataclan shootings
[citation needed]

So? Who fucking cares? Why does it concern you who people you've never met want to fuck?

>Realistically it would have to be something that someone with the hand-eye coordination and reflexes befitting an 80 year old man could get a grip on
>I guess Puppeteer

>not Under20tickWatch

Go back to your husbando threads faggot lmao

Dragon Age: Inquisition
to reinvigorate the christian's passive hate for fags.

Excellent rebuttal.

I get that the pope wants to spread a message of unity and all, but why does he keep apologizing to everybody? Did he personally persecute Muslims, homosexuals and children? If not, he should stop apologizing for shit. It just makes things worse by bringing it up constantly.

Like how the news needs to stop talking about every single shooting that happens around the world. If you keep giving people 15 minutes of fame, they'll want 15 more. And they'll kill more people in order to get that attention.

Because you care about the people of course. Which is why you are concerned for anyone you don't know who is fucking up in some way.

The objective greatest game of all time Majora's Mask faggots can take their shit opinions to the fedora emporium

Yareel with everything unlocked

if any of you homos even knwo what it is

Majora's Mask is my favorite game and I think one of the best ones, but it's only good if you've played Ocarina of Time first.

>What's the matter, upset that I hurt your fee-fees?
>Harden the fuck up. Be a purely logical person. Emotion is weak and inferior and must be eliminated.

>The objective greatest game of all time

>Popery

Katawa Shoujo

Doom

>pootherans

chess because giving the pope a video game is not a thing to do.

Pokemon Go. I bet he has some sick spawns in Vatican City. I guarantee when they get to Gen 4, Arceus will have a spawn point there

I'd give him one of those anime childporn games. I'd either get banned from the vatican, or get offered a job.

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This desu, the Pope loves everyone, but can he love cripple girls with all their myriad flaws?

Wolf-kun? What the fuck are you doing here?

Atheist fag here. I actually like this Poop and hope he lives long and prosperously. He seems like a fungi

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what the fuck is going here?

God of War

test

Did someone say high-test?

@344825570
i believe he said test, not "high test"

Shin Megami Tensei 2

Huniepop, let's see the Pope get some virtual booty

@344825626
funny memes desu

>it's only good if you've played Ocarina of Time first.
i played majoras first and loved it to death.
ocarina was dissapointing.

Planescape: Torment.

Pokémon Go

Game...?

Heh... if I met the "pope", here's only one thing I would give him... only one thing he would receive from me... and that's the sweet embrace of my cold blade as it stained his "papal" rags with his pretender's blood...

I have no gifts... for fools, that is...

Let's be real, the pope doesn't have time to play video games on a PC or console, so you'd have to give him a mobile game.

Dedicated hardware is out, unless you plan on giving the hardware and teaching him how to use it too.

Given these somewhat realistic parameters:

Earthbound on New 3DS

I know he wouldn't beat it, but by god he should at least appreciate the family heavy intro

You're either an edgy fedora or a fundie. And I don't know which is worse.

you win the golden fedora award. unless you were being facetious I can't tell anymore desu

youtube.com/watch?v=cGbE0L2zWbc

The assassin's creed game where you kill the pope

Assassin's Creed 2

>That
>Cringe
Its pretty fucking great senpai.
Im getting pretty sick of the word cringe.

literal non-ironic summerfags

Xenogears

>Cringe

Dorky or not, the dude does know how to properly use that sword, he isn't just memeing around

Grezzo Due

Here you go, boss.

SMT any other answer is silly.

Expect for this one

>Mark 12:31
>The second is this: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.' There is no commandment greater than these."

He's the POPE, user.

>implying emotions are useless and/or weak
see, it turns out that emotions play an important role in decision making and motivation. Neurologically speaking.

Not to mention how important they are to reinforcing behaviors necessary for survival.

Rust

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Ace Combat 4

EYE Divine Cybermancy and id tell him to choke on it.

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Idk dragon age origins? It has the church being flawed good guys he seems to like that kind of stuff.
Or Paper Mario since no one can hate Paper Mario

>giving the man on earth that's closest to God a shitty WotS clone

oh I got beat
You gotta make sure he chokes on it.

Posts like these are the only reason I come to this board

total war medieval 2 or Crusader Kings

>I can't tell anymore
Then you never fucking could.
*Teleports behind you*
Heh
Nothing personal
Kid

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God Hand

i think the pope secretly plays SMT

this guy is not cringe (the most misused word of 2016), actually living out his anime dreams unlike you pussies, actually using his katanas while you faggots wish you had the balls to, instead you let them collect dust
git gud Sup Forumsirgins, back to Sup Forums for me

t. the nerd in the video

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