Could she pull off Samus?

Could she pull off Samus?

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she ccan pull me off

no muscle tone

If she happens to be a jew then it's highly likely.

Could she get me off?

maybe if she trains for some time gains muscle and loses some bf% she could, looks pretty accurate face-wise

No, Samus is 6' and is toned.

>DUDE, he doesn't even play NERVE!

it's not like Samus have actual personality or anything. you just have to be blonde and hot

She beat up her effeminate white boyfriend so she's tough. She really could use a black bull though.

No, either Furiosa or Phasma.

Back off, superior Samus coming up

No. She'll beat the shit out of you.

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She could pull me off, if you know what I mean.

No she's a fucking cunt

No, she's tiny.

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Well she can't act, so she would be perfect for Other M.

if there was a metroid movie samus should be emily blunt desu

>cropped so you can barely see the top of her nipple
You bastard

BAZINGA

>Can see the edge of the areola

MOOOOOODS

I don't care that she's black, I'd love to see her in the role.

pick a ufc fighter next time op

>tfw would love a tiny tomboy samus

Knowing you amerifats you would probably cast a nigger for Samus.

Good taste user.

Silly goys

Why not this user?

stop giving this shitheel work.

she has a Scandinavian man face.

>white people

>Tiny tomboy

Fuck you user, I refuse to be convinced.

post more emma

What the fuck are you fucking kidding me? FUCK no. Please fucking kill yourself.

Cute feet!

Damn I'd suck shit straight out from her asshole.

That's good

No she can't.

Pic related is the only acceptable option for Samus.

this. samus has no personality anyhow.

We'll if that first one is a shop it's a good one.

truly

Woopi Goldberg is such an redpill irl she'd probably turn down the role and actually know that Samus isn't a nigger.

She can sure pull... ON THIS DICK

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cutecutecutecuTECUTE!

How do I live my life knowing she'll never bully me m8s ;___;

who's a tall young blonde actress who can actually act?
might as well go with cg.

I really like her brows

There has to be another actress that's over 6'

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I have absolutely no problem with this.

aisha tyler

>Not wanting the superior Irish version

>implying
the nigger will be her bf

>not loving delicious thick eyebrows

pleb.

Whoopi is so redpilled that she should play Samus

>all these scrawny twigs

she is not your waifu she is a bounty hunter

LOOK NO FURTHER, ANONS. YOUR PERFECT SAMUS IS RIGHT HERE.

HOW THE FUCK IS SHE 5'2"

It's called camera angles dipshit, it's how they make Tom cruise look like a normal human being and not a fucking halfling.

Also the fact that she'd probably be the only actual person in a 95% cgi film.

TRUCKASAURUS

>that hank hill ass

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I'd watch it if she gets to make up her own lines in the movie.
It'd be so bad I'd have to see it.

aww hell nawww

too old

STOP IT STOP IT STOP! She looks like an old friend of mine from a summer day camp program I attended over 15 years ago when I was just a kid. We were best friends for the time being and we did so much fun stuff together. I miss her so much right now.

JUST

disgusting

Nah

How about Emily Blunt

She could pull me off

I hate this cumslut but how would she fare as samus?

Pretty perfect, honestly

Baldly

even is samus is tall, I always liked this concept, where the suit is more like this size. makes the planets she goes to seem all the more forboding/dangerous. ridley would actually be the size of a house.

she has the fucking hands and feet of a goddamn street fighter character jesus christ

Nah, jessica nigri is short as shit

>anyone besides Charlize Theron

You're all clinically retarded

Typical niggers. Lagertha is perfect.

Maybe in the 5th movie installment where Samus is 50 years old, on meth and balding.

she's fucking all the men user.

right now.

no put she can pull on my dick if she wants

Not an actress

Old, busted, and balding

bretty gud desu

bald

Either her or Uma Thurman are the only correct answers

I'm sorry.

We've all had the perfect girl who left too soon, don't worry.

Jessica Biel is only one that can play Samus. She would have been a great pick for Wonder Woman as well. Too bad she isnt a jewish twig

winrar

wait, I thought it was ScarJo

still crap

>uma thurman

Get the fuck out.

Looks slutty

She's not tits or ass.

NEXT

>not this

>that hot-dogging at the beginning

Yeah I thought so but every normie fag hypes her up, I honestly don't see anything good about her just m-muh gamer girl with big ass tits and a decent face.

k e k
I love this bant I hate this bitch so much.

What about
>Pic related

Aged like fine cheese

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>beil
>no ass

You might want to end yourself desu senpai

no one cares faggot. your shitty waifu is garbage and wouldn't make a good samus.