Mercy's bio says she's 37

>Mercy's bio says she's 37
>She was part of the same squad that 76 and Ana were
>She was an adult when she met Pharah who about 8, and is now 31
>At minimum she would have to be in her 60s during the present day
Explain this bullshit Blizzard

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Don't even play the game
She wasn't a founding member. It's not even that hard, retard. She's basically Asuka. Highly proficient wunderkind.

>mercy mom
>d.va bab
get the fuck out with your tumblr fag bullshit.

This
Fucking tumblr shipping

Post more Mercy mom!

She was with Ana and the other founding members. Even if she wasn't a member of Overwatch then she was still involved with them and was an adult

Kill yourself

If she was 24 when she meet Phara then the age works out.

She did some weird nanomachines, son shit to herself and now she's eternally at whichever age she was when she did to herself, or just ages really slowly.

>all those implications that Spy is Scout's dad
>Scout only looks about 10 years younger than Spy

I can't wait for bab phara and Ana pics to begin. That or a Reinhardt x Ana ship.

This.

How about fuck you

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This shit is only a thing because Overwatch doesn't have any lore, character personality. Lazy bullshit, so you get tumblr fags gaying everything up.

>This shit is only a thing because Overwatch doesn't have any lore

Confirmed for not reading the comics or watching the short films or even just listening the characters speak to each other in the game.

She is a medic, she can keep herself in top health for a very long time.

you mean those 5 page poorly drawn comics with no substance or those cliché shorts about muh brudder I luv u, jk I hate u. Grow up kiddo and get some taste, game is trash.

Do you think Mercy and Medic would be good friends?

One is a pacifist and one is a psychopath

Autism starts by caring about things too much and inserting too much effort to things that dont really need it

>Therei s no lore
>There is lore
>Well I dont like the lore, grow up kid

Nanomachines.

She's forever 37

the get the fuck out out this thread and never come back

Mercy will always look like she's 19 despite being 37. That's a great deal. It'd be even better if she was an eternal loli.

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How can you tell how old spy is? His mask obscures his facial features. He could be in his 50s for all we know

Blizzard writing™

Drugs

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Now this is tumblr

Why did Sup Forums turn to shit after Overwatch's launch? This board is tumblr 2.0 at this point.
>le ebin over watch memes
>le tumblr trash art
>le OTPs and shipping
>le stupid nerfshitters and buffshitters
>le "I will excuse a fully-priced game with shallow content and micro transactions as long as it has hot girls" meme

Because if they didn't give her magic nanomachine super drugs she wouldn't be hot enough to fap to.

Blizzard knows their audience; even the fucking grandma Ana has a young skin so people can slap their pud to it

Are you asking why the lasdy who is composed of biotic nanotechnology that can not only heal any wound but bring the dead back to life looks younger than she is?

I swear most of the retards on tumblr have to be ugly jewish women.
That's the only explanation for trying to slap massive noses on every attractive character.

Not to mention self regeneration.

>All these post thinking I'm talking about how she looks
Looking like that age and being that age are two different things

So who cares what age she actually is? If her body is that of a 30 year old then who gives a shit?

She is that age because nanomachines.

yeah she worked with founding members when she was younger, doesn't mean she was a founding member, this is Sup Forums levels of pretending to be retarded

Reyes, Morrison and Torbjorn were all part of Overwatch for the entirety of its existence. Reinhardt was forced into retirement only a year before it was disbanded. Ana was part of it until she was shot by Widowmaker; Widow herself is 33 and was Gerard's wife before she was mindbroken so that was maybe 10 years ago at the most. McCree joined late enough that Blackwatch was already a thing. The only issue is how old Pharah was in the picture, but she definitely doesn't look 8. She's 4'7" in the picture (as tall as Torb) and the average fully grown Egyptian woman is only 5'2". It's entirely possible that Pharah was middle school age when the picture was taken, which would've put Mercy in her 20s.

Nanomachines are rewrite space-time?

>If her body is that of a 30 year old then who gives a shit?

THIIIIIIIIIS

I don't give a shit how old she really is, she's fucking hot and I would absolutely DESTROY every hole on her body with my turgid cock.

This game has a story?

Eh, judging by his voice, animations, and what little skin is exposed, I'd say he's in his 30s.

Why do you think there is a space time problem? She's 376 because her body is 37.

Craaaawliing iiiiin my skiiiiiin!

I don't think you get what I'm asking

Then ask it again in a non-retarded manner.

Come on, user. The threads for most recently released games are complete garbage, especially multiplayer focused games. Overwatch isn't too special in that regard.

Ow the edge.

Why did people complain about the Tracer win pose but not this one?

women are stupid

her jaw gives enough ethic room which in turn, reminds people shes a POO IN THE LOO which makes people avoid talking about her in the first place

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She discovered a slow aging formula thorugh her medical research.

Soldier mention the "stuff" they pumped into him when Ana asked how he looked good for his age

Mercy is a drug addict confirmed

Literally only one person complained about Tracers pose

It's implied with banter between mei that her healing shit gave her either medical immortality or sever slow aging. Mei was able to look young because she froze herself.

>Wanna buy my death metal album?

Fuck, that made me laugh more than it should have.

mentioned*

That was before he met Mercy. He was part of a super soldier program.

He's literally Captain America.

drugs being her own stuff that keeps her forever healthy and youthful

none of that worthless diluted street shit

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Stop posting any time Reyes.

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>went to shit after overwatch
Just how fucking new are you

More like Grandma

>Being team bab
>Yelling maam alot.

>Japan makes older character that still looks improbably young with an immensely bullshit explaination, if any at all
>No one questions it
>Americans make an older character that is implausibly young looking with a tenuous explanation at best
>Suddenly every wannabe smart-aleck who likely gets his scientifc knowledge from shitty websites starts demanding explanations.

fuck this fat cunt

who the fuck wants to play as a fat bitch in a video game

Mei is wife material

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Shes white too and ana is we waz kangs and shieet african nigger. She has more melanin than a white yet she cracked more than that healthpack q-tip. pharah still a hottie

they complained about this pose too.

Why is Mei always so happy to go to war?

No bc 8-31=23 not 13 so she wouldve had to meet her at 14

McCree is the same age as Mercy, which makes even less sense

Black watch mccree wen

I thought Phara was 21, that is odd.

>turn to shit after Overwatch's launch
>>turn to shit AFTER Overwatch's launch


I don't get it, is it suddenly cool and hip to not like a game enough to blame it for something that didn't happen?

Sup Forumstards are hella' salty.
>mfw white, lanky nerds complain about popular video game
>>mfw try to discourage discussion by masquerading as a typical shitty consumer
>>>mfw try to discourage discussion by blaming one game for ruining an entire board.

Stay salty virgins, because that's all you ever will amount to.

>tumblr

Yeah, not even once.

I would drown this woman in cum, if only to watch her die.

sick ass dog

>posting inferior version

>not drowning her with love and appreciation, and smothering her with hugs and kisses

I think it works if the photo is 20 years old, pharah is 12 and mercy 17

Mercy belongs with Pharah, stop this Mercy is mom shipping shit, cause Ana is the mom to 76's dad as far as characterization goes.

Man Pharah was such a cute loli, what went wrong

McCree's meant to be the same age as Mercy, so it'd seem a bit strange if he was a notorious arms dealer and mercenary who'd made the decision he wanted to turn his life around all by the time he was 17.

Would Mercy steal you from your waifu?

Ana is a grandma

>SJWs complained about Tracer
>Widowmaker exists

When has anything SJWs do made sense?

And 76 is a granpda, only difference is Ana isn't pumped full of nanobiotics.

I'd go gay for young McCree.
But Mercy in tights is fine too.

People seem to be under the impression that Overwatch disbanded decades ago. The Omnic war ENDED a decade ago if Bastion's bio is anything to go off of, and Overwatch disbanded after that. Mercy was more than likely mid-20s, just like McCree, during Overwatch's haydays.

Tracer is frozen in time so she doesn't age, otherwise she'd be an old lady.

76 isn't old enough to be grandpa desu senpai

76 has the most fatherly tendencies of the cast, while Reinhardt is most like a grandpa. Mercy is the most maternal character because of her caring nature, deal with it

Who are the newest Overwatch members? Prpbably Junkrat and Roadhog roght? Ore are they just hired mercenaries that Overwatch found value in and they're just doing it for the money?

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