Be 26 years old

>be 26 years old
>die/lose in a video game
>rage and punch stuff

How autistic am I?

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Anger problems just don't go away, there are plenty of angry adults

Maybe you're not autistic but just an asshole.

Don't do this

But I'm pretty nice otherwise.

It depends on your rage cry. Is it anything like
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
?

No, it more like a

>HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

then I bite my hand

punch yourself, like your leg or arm, you will stop eventually.

same, fuck my dumb baby tantrums when it comes to vidya
I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet, but a twisted fucking psychopath if you totally own me online

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pretty normal

I go through like 5 mice a year breaking them

My friend does this. He's 29 and I don't see him stopping anytime soon.

>scream FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK at the top of my lungs
>actually feel much better
unless its DOOM4s fucking horrible servers, are they actually shit or does NOBODY on ps4 have good internet or is doom region locked and just typical australian internet

Literally me. I don't punch things but I flame like a fucking mad kid. Probably bipolar disorder.

Why would you kill innocent mice you psychopath?!

I'm calling PETA!

> then I bite my hand

I do this too, although usually just when I'm irritated. I have major anxiety, sometimes I feel like just tearing my eyes out.

So I bite my hand. It helps a little.

Glad I'm not aline in my autismo.

There's nothing wrong with being an emotionally well adjusted adult AND having an effective anger outlet. Some punch heavy bags, some beat their wives and some just rage at vidya.

You need effective anger outlet if you're working a stressful job.

I you punch stuff that normally make a lot of noise like doors or tables you feel instantly better.

10/10 rage control items

>Lose too much
>Quit game because it's not fun
>Get depressed because I suck at the only thing I do

How can I be a normie guys

> flying into an autistic rage over video game is a healthy thing to do

The only fucking game that makes me made enough to yell is Smash 4. I don't even know why, but playing fuckers like Link, Bayo and ZSS a chore and a half.

>be 24 years old
>something rng dependent doesn't go in my favor in a pokemon match
>rage and punch stuff
>series of bad rng rolls for me happens
>start screaming about niggers and jews

Yes, it is, because the alternative is harboring all that anger inside you without letting it out. Sooner or later you'll snap and so something stupid in your working environment like start raging at your co-workers or just develop psychological problems.

Anger outlet is a healthy thing to do, you just need to find a method that works for you.

The whole ancient "you mad" meme was probably the dumbest thing that happened to video games for the longest time. People get mad over dumber and less sensible shit than losing at video games on a regular basis.

100% wrong buddy all you are doing is training yourself to go postal when something bad happens to you. Get ahold of yourself man and seek therapy

there's nothing wrong with losing

it's the only way to get better at anythig

>Be 24
>Play Darksouls 3
>Fight Dragon Slayer Armor
>Die 7 times in one hour

Raging at this point is a sane and logical action.

I just fap the anger away. If end up in a losing streak in multiplayer games I usually alt+tab and start fapping to various stuff.

I'd be mad too if I lost one of the easiest fights in the game

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This
I get more mad at the fact that I basically wasted hours of my life.
Not that I was doing anything with it by playing vidya but there wasn't even a pay off.

>be complete shit at vidya
seems like you got this covered
>play super casual games
buy an iphone or some shit to fit in with the normies
>act like youre a pro gamer because you got the highest score in your small group of friends


there youre a normie

>100% wrong buddy all you are doing is training yourself to go postal when something bad happens to you

M8, that's how evolution made us a long fucking while ago and no amount of therapy is going to change that. The fight or flight response is not a joke and if you're constantly suppressing your "fight" response due to working in a stressful environment (like, for example, you hate your boss, but have to constantly suppress your urge to punch his teeth out day after day), you're going to develop psychological problems.

The best way to deal with that is just take up some physically demanding activity like boxing or HIIT in general, but just raging at things like vidya works as well, if you don't actually hurt anyone.

>"gg ez"
>go into a berserking rage consumed by sheer anger
>rip my monitor off my computer and throw it out of the window
>repeatedly scream "NIGGERS!" out my broken window before swinging my chair out
>grab my computer and run out the streets and proceed to bash it against an elderly woman crossing the streets

You're not autistic.

do drugs, get drunk,attend parties

>fight or flight response from video game

>fight means bite your hand

>evolution made us that way

You need to release your anger in another way or find some peace

People who do this are usually dissatisfied and angry about how shitty their lives are.

>telling this to people on Sup Forums of all places

the irony.

> some beat their wives

One of these things is not like the others.

Just like hitting any other object really

>mfw im the opposite and love it when a game destroys me especially anything trial and error

Surround yourself with other people

The moment you become alone is the moment where you allow yourself to act out and cause havok

You're stimming
congrats on being autistic

>Surround yourself with other people
now how do I do this

I'll ask you to not trigger me.

I come to this great place of enlightenment and acceptance to feel safe and secure when discussing my hobby.

Make a TS, Mumble, Discord, or Skype group and invite people you play with. Never leave the chat when playing vidya and don't use push to talk.

>be me
>get angry at vidya
>bite the controller
>keep biting it
>harder
>HARDER
>break controller
>feel better
>just realized what i just did
How autistic i am Sup Forums?

You're not alone

>be 14 or 15
>get pk'd in RS
>punch my laptop screen because I lost bank
>cry about it because I knew my dad would be angry as fuck
>he's not that angry but makes me pay for the repairs which are like $150

I learnt my lesson. now I just swear a lot and call the game bullshit.

A therapist wouldn't tell you anything different.

I once lost a video game.

I'm 33 and I do the same.
>business as usual: lose badly in *insert any multiplayer game* overwatch because I can't even kill characters I hard counter by default
>tell my teammates I have to piss
>turn off the mic
>go in my rage corner in the room (nothing expensive around me)
>punch my head, the wall and my leg until it hurts bad
>headbut the wall until I get dizzy
>somehow manage to get back to my couch
>sit, down, turn on the mic
>"How about an another round?"
>play the next matches even worse because my head and hands hurt like hell

>I suck at the only thing I do
I know that soul crushing feel

I like to flex all my muscles and shake my head and growl a bit to myself to deal with stress but only in private lel. really though it's a retarded habit I developed

But I don't want to come off as some weirdo inviting people to my awkward banter dungeon

you wanna see some autism? you kids are probably too young to remember this

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Damn, I thought it was just me
>something even slightly unpleasant or annoying happens when I'm on my computer
>Hit my forehead while screaming

I used to break heaphones and keyboards, but now I just hit myself and scream

>RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

And jump up and down a lot.

How?

>eurobeat
GODLY taste, he's too good for this world.

>I suck at the only thing I do
Fuck. I think that's what pisses me off the most about losing.
Then I get frustrated and end up browsing here, and I end up feeling even worse because that's even less productive.

Then join someone else's.

Roleplayfags are especially easy to befriend as long as you pretend to take their shit somewhat seriously.

You're not autistic, you're just a piece of shit

>seek therapy
classic american
go and eat some pills while you're at it

>I suck at the only thing I do

Edgy as I know this sounds, humans were made for a world involving fighting and killing, and when that gets suppressed for too long it can drive men insane. Society may be good from a peace and justice point of view, but it's slowly destroying the human mind and body.

Humans were not meant to be subdued.

You a scientologist or something?

Are you me

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No, I'm just not american... people outside the US are not on mandatory anti depressants and don't have weekly psych therapy appointment

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manchild/10

You're just a manchild, each time i get mad at a game i only really get peeved for a minute and turn off the game and forget about it

seek another hobby and lay off the computer nerd

>fail at game too many time
>rage quit and uninstall
>delete torrents
>go on a smoke break
>download game again
here we go

>2008
>Lose in CSGO
>Rage so hard i take the hammer i used for building a cupboard the day before and break my arm with it

How autistic am i? I regretted it btw.

tbf, I've slammed my desk/keyboard over 1v1 ladder games in SC2. And I'm old as fuck. Sometimes inanimate objects just need to be taught a lesson. How else will they learn?

Not that user, but I'm sort of the same. It motivates me to keep getting better at the game.

>break my arm
>I regretted it btw.
no shit?
I dunno how you can do actual productive things like build a cupboard, and then BREAK YOUR FUCKING ARM

hello twisted f*cking psychopath

When I get mad, I return the favor. Eating loudly into the mic, fucking around instead of playing and so on.

>Rage so hard i take the hammer i used for building a cupboard the day before and break my arm with it

that's badass

Now that's some hardcore gaming, m8.

>be me
>playing mortal kombat V deadly alliance on the Gamecube
>hard mode
>motherfucking Shang Tsung keeps blocking my shit with reaction times of femtoseconds
Each time I die I drop my controller on the floor and scream
>get to the point where I'm giving the controller exponential initial velocity on each drop
>suddenly my gamecube starts asking me to plug in a controller
>turns out the circuit board inside the controller snapped in half but the shell was still intact
>Never beat Shang Tsung

I though Nintendo made things to last.

>>CSGO came out 26 years ago

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>be 23 years old
>die/lose in a video game
>start masturbating out of anger

There have been many studies proving the "letting out anger so it doesn't build up" thing is complete horse shit and that acting out your rage only makes things worse. Stepping away and doing something more calming is far more effective.

So no you're not normal for punching things because you died in a video game.

Did you watch sgdq?
If yes, did you watch the people there and simply thought "what a bunch of nice chaps?"
if yes i got bad new bud

dont worry man, i broke my hand with a cooking pot because i didnt want to go to work

>then I bite my hand
that's kinda cute

>28
>same

I don't think theres a fix for this
I've tried a million times a million ways, as long as I play I'll get mad at the game at some point.

Its a real shame, I'm actively jelly of those who can play online without this happening to them
I can either play online, do extremely well and be silent or slightly mad or do like shit and be extremely mad.
There used to be a time when doing well actually brought joy by itself, now I don't even notice it if I'm 10:1 kdr and can be just as mad as if I were 1:10

Maybe you should just stop playing video games.

Really?
The fact that speedrunners can endlessly run the same retard shit with very hard segments tells me that the kind of retardation OP and I have, is on the opposite spectrum from theirs.

But its all I know user, its too late.

It's so dumb, dude. It's so-- this fucking game, I tell you. How many hours of my life have I wasted playing this fucking piece of shit goddamn game, just to get world records and feel good about myself? It's a fucking joke. That's the only reason people speedrun, really. It's so I can, like, get a world record. Cause, like, yo, no one that fucking speedruns is a fucking millionaire, you know, fucking hot bitches and like doing actually important things in life. Everyone who speedruns is a degenerate and getting world records is the only way they can feel good about themselves. Like, how many hours of my life have I wasted doing that bullshit? It's so stupid. It's fucking pathetic. All I fucking do is waste my life away trying to get world records for a temporary god damn high, which will last fucking, you know, a week or so until it goes away, and Ace exposes me for the world record shitter I am. Fucking hell, dude. It's a complete joke. Speedrunning is the most degenerate act men has ever come up with.

That's a dumb reason to torture yourself with bullshit you don't enjoy. There's absolutely nothing stopping you from taking up another hobby that actually makes you happy.

swearing helps with stress, next time try stringing together a load of curses instead of punching things, you weirdo

>play fps games my entire life
>still can't aim with a sniper
WHAT THE FUCK. SNIPING IS IMPOSSIBLE. FUCK YOUR "le just click heads" BULLSHIT. IT IS TOO HARD

Aiming is genetic. If you don't start good at it you sure won't get good.