Pokemon GO

Pokemon GO.

lol I was there today

Kill yourself normalfag.

this goes to my cringe folder

the machines are using this to control us

next they'll herd the normies into FEMA camps

debate me

This sickens me for some reason. I can't even put it into words

How can I be this bitter and cynical. I'm only 22 for fucks sake

Good

Is this for real? People need to chill. This is a terrorist attack waiting to happen.

The game is popular so that means we hate it, right?

>not being this way since 15

Though if anything I've been improving, I implore you to do the same. Don't hate on them for enjoying it just be dismayed at the fact that this is the future for Nintendo.

Wartortle is one of the least liked pokemon of gen1 tho

You browse Sup Forums too much.

where's the VTMB serial killer when you need him

They wouldn't be doing that shit for bulbasaur.

Bulbasaur sucks.

Its because youre still here and dont have any friends to play Go with

>TFW I'm a healthy mix between normie and shut-in.
>I love the most obscure of games, retro or whatnot, but I can appreciate some modern, casual stuff as well.

I'm playing Pokemon Go a bit, and I've talked to a few people. I'm not always very social, but I can see how this can be fun.

>game

Its not a game.

just set a lure out to make friends

Step away from Sup Forums for a few hours. Being around this much negativity and cynicism isn't healthy.

I honestly don't get the hype around this game. Like I've played it and think "yeh this is a mobile game" but you can get more satisfaction out of games you take time to play at home. Is this for people who don't play video games?

If these people like pokemon so much, why did they never bother to EV train or breed for perfect pokemon. I never seen so many people 'like' pokemon until after this thing came out...

>tfw android 4.1.2

god damn it jewtendo, release this for my version of android

What level are you guys at?

it's just an excuse to go outside and walk around. It sucks if you are stuck in one place

have you tried fucking off from here

if you stare into a bright like for a long time if you look away from it everything else looks dark

>can't be arsed to go out and vote
>go out en masse to chase digital pictures

fuck all of you who do this

Why do they act like zombies?

Can't wait for a rare pokemon to appear on a railroad.

i would have definitely upskirted some girls there. you?

Don't listen to the normalfags cancer here.

I agree with you.

>can't be arsed to go out and vote

what did you mean by this?

I already voted this year btw

>On smartphones so super convenient
>Excuse to meet people
>Excuse to exercise
>Excuse to explore
>Nostalgia

Who would want to vote for these shitty candidates?

It's pointless to even be a part of a large group going after a single rare Pokemon?

Yeah, they're fucking dumb.

congratulate

You are good person

Keep it up

voting is boring as fuck

Got my ballot in the mail, checkmate faggot

Your post is pretty cringe
>inb4 so is yours hurr durr

...

I don't understand this game appeal at all. I though you could battle things, but you can't. All you do is run around, searching for floating pokemons and play that stupid minigame akin to old "flip paper into a basket" game, by throwing pokeballs.
That's it.

Mines android 4.4.2 and it still says it's not compatible with my device.

Niantic now has the power to, with the flip of a switch, pull a massive amount of people into any area they want, in any city in the world.

what a load of boring normie shit

24 here--I can't really explain it either. It doesn't make sense because I was the biggest god damn pokemon-loving faggot as a kid, but I just can't get into this.

I pretend to be a normie and between all the facebook, snapchat, instagram, etc all the bullshit I have to pretend to enjoy, this might be the straw that broke the camels back.

Instead of being a healthy successful normie, you went the route of degeneracy.

This is nothing to be ashamed about.

Holy shit

And although it says not compatible, it works fine.

>tfw they put mewtwo in Detroit

You're right. I didn't think my vote would make a difference, but your post has convinced me if I can walk around for Pokemon Go I can walk out to vote.

One more ballot will be cast for Trump later this year, thanks user

>isis still hasn't used lures to kill people

Its not a fucking game.

The only reason why normalfags are all over it is because of nostalgia and the social aspect of it.

Can't believe Sup Forums is literally defending a fucking no gameplay ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''game''''''''''''''''''''''' fucking casuals shithole of a board.

>voting does fuck
Hello trumpet. I hope you get your change you can believe in.

Pretty scary when you think about it.

So the game itself is trash?

Calm down

Is it too wrong that I prefer mystery dungeon>regular pokemon vidya?

I'm wondering if I should get that 3ds one. I've only played blue rescue team and explorers of time.

does everyone see the exact same pokemon?

can people catch the same pokemon that spawned?

kawaiiiiii

It never stops amusing me how asshurt Sup Forums is over people having fun.

I know you're all too fat to actually go out and use the app and make friends but christ why do you care so much that others enjoy a simple pleasure.

Stop trying to analyze it so much. Everyone knows there's no real gameplay to it. But it's basically a social experiment. Like a scavenger hunt. Remember when you lardasses used to do things like as a kid?

>implying those pokesheep can accomplish anything

Why is Pokemon go so fucking popular? I never knew Pokemon was this fucking big. Hell, feels like 40% of the Poke Go player base has never heard of or played a pokemon game before Go.

>current year
>voting for anything

Pokemon was fucking huge nearly 20 years ago, are you stupid?

>Mewtwo can only be found in areas of high theft and murder rates.

Let god sort em' out

I don't know why everyone is getting really obsessed over it.

Like it sounds fun but I don't understand how it's taking everyone by storm.

This. Sometimes this place feels like /r9k/

le normies reee

Yes. Sometimes. Some can only be caught by one person.

I hope they add breeding to where the pokemon hatched could potentially be larger than the parents.

Too bad it'll most likely die before then.

In short, casul shit.

>look up the tweet

>"uggg unfollowed"
>"woooow not the time for this"
>"REALLY??? #Blacklivesmatter"

what is wrong with people?

Literally every millenial and their parents and grandparents knows what Pokemon is you retard.

>MUH SUPER SEKRIT POKEMON CLUB

anyone have those "revenge for hiroshima" pics? you know with the jap crooks

It's not about what they can accomplish.
A crowd needs to eat, a crowd will be looking at any media on display where they crowd.

If I were a business owner, I would pay a shit ton to have a rare pokemon pop up at my business.

I wonder if niantic were even expecting it to be this successful

I dont understand why the fact this game is popular is surprising and pissing people off, being able to catch pokemon in the wild in real life has been dream game of most pokemon fans regardless of causal or hard core. Although it lacks features it brings us a slight step closer to the fabled pokemon MMO Nintendo will never make, that and a chance to relive excitement with nostalgic feel


If they made this on Ds instead of mobile would you still be angry?

>All those adult people
>No kids

What the fuck?

I've played every mainline Pokemon game, and most of the spin-offs, since Red and Blue released in 1998, yet I just cannot get myself to give a shit about Pokemon Go. This isn't the only thing I don't give a shit about. I feel out of touch with everyone around me.

No you fucking retard. Even at it's peak, Pokemon wasn't as big as Go is right now.

underage poster confirmed

will result in deaths within a week

i feel like the whole human race is diminished because of this. look how easily controlled behavior is on a mass scale.

you could make a cell phone app like this and get citizens to hunt down and kill anyone the government considered a problem. the government doesn't even have to do it. think about that. just make it a game with a score.

turns out a true AAA pokemon mmo really would end the world as we know it

just imagine if we got something more than a shitty mobile game

>tried to find it on the store
>apparently I have 4.0 something

Just fucking kill me I had ONE reason to go outside and now it's unobtainable to me.

Once the new Zelda is done, will Nintendo ever make a non mobile game again? I mean they're worth 7.5 billion more than they were last week with a single app.

how very jewish of you

what is this bullshit

>this fuckface is marrying Dodger

when it spawns, it will do so for several people at once. In theory, every one of them could catch one.

Maybe because it's had about 4 different generations of games to build multiple fan bases.

Probably because it's a social game. I would think I would have been the same way because I'm not very social, but I bit the bullet and tried it. I can see how it might be fun.

Not gonna happen.
get a better phone friendo :^)
Seriously it runs on my fucking S5 I got for $150. Save up your fucking autismbux

No, it's just the one.

>kids
>playing pokemon
>not the latest AAA hit

How fucking deluded you are?

Seriously though how much dick do I need to suck to find a fucking Pikachu? I need a fucking Raichu in my squad

niggers are so self absorbed

half nigger here

normies, cucks, memes, popular things, people enjoying themselves

I hate these things

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yes it was. These people were just playing it in their lunch break at school.

Nice tinfoil hat

imagine the oil sheikh send them millions of dollars to get a legendary pokemon appear in Middle East

Es already resulting in deaths senpai. Nignogs have been using the app to wait at pokestops at night to mug people for their phone.

It'll be reality within ten years, which is the timeframe for 'good enough' AR tech to supplant celphones.

Look upon your future and tremble

how is it even possible to be this fucking underaged?
holy shit
next you'll say Hulkamania was nothing aswell