I guess I just don't get it

I guess I just don't get it.

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you and me both, buddy

Me neither user, I've played pokemon up untill xy but this I just don't get.

I thought people don't see the same shit in their games?

>reposting this thread

Normie FAGGOTS

ITT: fatties

so what?

Time to retire, gramps.

Nintendo is cancer

Shows you just how bored/tired/disgusted people are with reality.

Thanks a lot, late capitalism.

>he thinks walking around like a retard make him look good
>not doing a proper work out
>wasting your time on shit cardio
lmao

VIDEO GAMES

>Shows you just how bored/tired/disgusted people are with reality.
>
>Thanks a lot, late capitalism.
what did he mean by this?

>what did he mean by this?
what did he mean by this?

hey if you're fat, you gotta use that opportunity to walk around a lot for 2 or 3 years
then when you finally decide to get swole, you'll have killer calves

i'll play it when the popularity dies down and i can catch pokemon in peace

Will Pokemon Go be the most successful video game of all time passing LoL, CoD and even Tetris?

humanity was a mistake

Why not just start working out you tard or if you really want to lose weight go jogging.

cause it's hard as shit to get good calves, duh

i see all these articles about how pokemon go is helping people with their anxiety and depression, but being in the middle of whats these videos and photos would probably give me a panic attack, or at least very close to one.

i'm gonna die at 30 anyways

genetics is a bitch

Probably. I expect many video game companies to shift to mobile gaming because of it.
This may be a good thing. All the shit companies like Nintendo/EA/Activision who are just trying to make a quick buck will no longer pollute the core market and we might start seeing quality titles instead.

>get good calves
What. How fat are you?
pussy

>pokemon go
>video game

>not getting vidya
Growing old a bitch, innit gramps?

>genetics

its just normies jumping on the latest trend like always. They dont give a shit about pokemo go and will drop it for something else in a few weeks.
However, there are also socially isolated nintendrones defending it simply for the fact that nintendo is making money off it. Its unfortunate that shit like this convinces publishers to develop on mobile, its a total gamble and 99% of the time is a flop. so hopefully they dont get any ideas after this

if fatties didnt have a problem to just go out and do cardio they wouldnt be fat
its all about that motivation man, gotta lure em in with Pokemon first

>normies become the new losers
>basically become nerdy shut-outs
>roneryfags are now the new alphas and will be used as breeding stock for future generations
>yfw you lived to witness the extinction of normies

>hurr durr go work out
>doesn't know shit about being /fit/
fuck off skelly
and I'm not fat, I'm saying that's what fat people should do

I'm a programmer and being 260 doesn't get in the way of riding the bus to work or sitting on my ass for ten hours a day. When I go insane and die of a heart attack in a few years, my weight is probably gonna be the last thing on my mind.

it's just normalfags trying to "le look at me cute pokemon aren't I nerdy?" I bet 3/10 of those people are the only one who actually knows pokemon, and rest are just faggots want it because of cp or realize it's an evolved pokemon.

>shuffling around with your face in your phone is a work out
christ what a typical nintendrone

this shit will be forgotten within 6 months, a year at most

all that literall cancer that the electro Smog will be causing

GLORIOUS!

Read a few articles over the night about businesses taking advantage of their place being a Pokestop by offering discounts to Pokemon Go players if they stop in and buy something.

Sounds like a win-fucking-win for everyone.

Sure thing man, all those Chads catching a few pokemans because they played it on the GBC back in the day totally stop socializing

>fuck off skelly
I'm probably more ripped than you nigger.

yet you don't know shit about aesthetics

>20 years later people willing shelled out money to buy VC releases of Pokemon RB/G/Y as well as SE 2DS with the games installed already
>thinks a free mobile game with only 1/5th of the current Pokemon available and updates to come will be dead in a year

TORtanic really fucked up Sup Forums in a bad way.

Yeah genetics ain't why I'm fat, I'm fat because I eat fast food three times a day. My mental health is fucked and I'm gonna lose my shit sometime in the next five years.

More of workout you're getting there, fatty.

No thats probably candy crush or one of the other awful mobile apps that has been around longer
Companies wont shift to mobile. Theyll just continue to dabble in it. The people making the business decisions are smart enough to realize that mobile games are a total gamble since the market is so saturated in shit, and theres no real way to make your game stand out due to the limitations of a smart phone as a system, so all they can do is rely on a brand. Which is why the pokemon go that came out first and didnt have the pokemon trademark flopped. Companies will develop apps for mobile, yes, because theyre cheap and easy to make. But theyre just throwing darts at a dartboard hoping for a quick payoff while they will continue focusing on their dedicated markets where making a profit isnt a game of chance

>mfw that preview with everyone in Time Square battling MewTwo wasn't fake.

If you're self aware of your situation why not change it?

then... you are the new normies, dont you see?


there must always be a normie

I love how a new resurgence of Pokemon fans has turned this place into Sup Forums - the elderly

What is there to change, and how would that change better me?

i fucking hate normies.
how can people be so souless.

tfw the only time I play is at work, level 6 so far just sitting at a desk in the military doing jackshit as usual, I was playing summoner wars before this

damn nigger just apply for trade school or drive a lyft and make an easy $25 with no interview or hassle. Stop eating fast food and eat and drink anything thats green. Use pokemon go to make friends. walk around more. get some sun. take theanine supplements

>playing shitty mobile games in the first place
kys

>mfw Niantic could just do ''events'' in big cities where they place a gym with an unglodly strong pokeymon and whole crowd go to fight it, and should they win they get to capture him afterward
>mfw you could pull equivalents to the Splatfest where different team battle for small prizes to keep the game fresh

They hit fuckign jackpot, the possibilities are incredible

nintendrones attempting to talk shit is too pathetic to be funny if im being honest

no fuck off with your cancer
dealing with normies like you is enough

>It's a "jaded, self-proclaimed "real gamers" complain about the boogyman known as 'normies'" thread

does anyone have that columbine webm edit where it is edited to Dr Mario?

i do drugs instead if i want to see shit that isnt there

i knew a zombie apocalypse was coming, but i didn't expect it to look like this

You are guys are pathetic. Making fun of people for having fun while you sit alone in your room making fun of them for doing the same thing you are, just in a slightly different form. Likely all fat and or lazy too.

I am rather glad they have postponed releasing it in Japan now.

>tetris
I dont think you even know how popular tetris is

The number of people playing Go is a fraction of the number of people who have played tetris

let them have their little rant, it's the only thing that keep them alive. If they kill themselves then we'll have to clean up their rooms and nobody wanna deal with that

I dont even know where this thinking could have come from. Do you think pokemon go is the most popular game in the world because basement dwelling neckbeards are playing it? All normie means is casual, or someone who doesnt know much or care about video games

take your shitty ass pokemon threads to the containment board. thanks desu senpai.

I already went to trade school and make well over $25 an hour as a vidya programmer. Fast food tastes good, though that makes it sound worse than it is. It's been ages since I've touched chain joints like mcdonalds are burger king, but I eat a couple sushi rolls and a mods pizza pretty much every day. It would be more accurate to say that I eat out five days a week.

My friends are my colleagues. We suffer together and we drink together.

>sun
>seattle

I am not the average basement dweller, I spent years working towards my career after coming to terms with my inevitable early demise. I COULD just be living off government bucks in a dark apartment somewhere and weigh twice what I do now, but that sounds like a terrible way to live.

tetris is also approximately 2000 times older.

I doubt they'll reach tetris number, but then again likely nothing will ever

>If you kill him, you'll be just like him!
Now I understand.

it's the only time I can do things at work, I can't whip out a ds you dumb nig, kys

>If they kill themselves then we'll have to clean up their rooms
>we
>he literally perceives video games as an "us vs them" scenario
kill yourself immediately you immense autist

Tetris has been around for 30 years. Pokemon Go had been available for what, 2 weeks? You can't even make the comparison.

>Normie Go
Absolutely fucking disgusting.

you sound like an edgy, whiny baby

>It's a "smug casual faggot comes to shitpost on a mongolian basket weaving discussion circle to feel superior to someone for once in his pathetic life" post

>Normie Go

What on earth could be edgy about me admitting to being a normie?

I don't understand you people anymore.

People aren't going to be playing Pokemon Go 30 years from now

No, i'm working for a cleanup company, mostly water damage due to floods, but wealso handle insalubre abandonned buildings once in a while.

I've cleaned up an appartment rented by Haitians, i've smelled and seen stuff that no ordinary human should experience

I don't see a problem with this. People are out and about, and interacting with each other no less. Kinda neat that a game can do this.

Of course I wouldn't play it myself since the only good part about Pokemon is the battling, but I can see the appeal.

Did anyone suggest they would?

I don't get it either.

Is only one able to catch a pokemon present there?

Can't wait for the first retard to die because he went somewhere he wasn't supposed to because he was looking for a pokemon.

Piss off

can we move this shit to /soc/ already?

please do, it's not like you are talking about videogames anyway. I'm sure they can accomodate a few more angry autist down there

Yeah me neither. I played Pokemon my whole childhood but I don't get the hype for GO

They blame their failure at life on others rather than themselves. Being a "normie" isn't an insult to normal members of society, it's just a way of losers trying to cope with reality to stop them killing themselves.

I read my bank account summary LEL.

>Will Pokemon Go be the most successful video game of all time passing LoL, CoD and even Tetris?

I'll download poke go If they add pvp battles, and offline mode.. I don't want to spend all my data on that crap

>Is only one able to catch a pokemon present there?

No, though once the first person catches it, it goes on a timer until it despawns.

There's already a /soc/ thread

It's 'normalfags', actually. Kiiiiiiinda showing your newfag there but I'll let it slide for now.

This is BONA-FIDE fucking autism - these people are RUNNING for a digital piece of code.

Hopefully some of them will and will fail badly and go out the face of this Earth forever.

I don't know either, I thought the Pokemon craze had ended 10 years ago.

I guess a wave of nostalgia is running through the millenials right now? Either that or Nintendo invested into conducting some big marketing events to lure the minecraft autist spergs out with promises of that rare MEWTWO

THEY'RE A BUNCH OF FUCKING NORMIES

So pretty much never then.
Not that it matters, no one will notice your absence.

I feel like Pokemon Go actually had a lot of potential to be something cool, if they had just taken the mechanics from one of the actual games, but with the setting being the real world.

As it stands it's fun to pedal around on my bike and see what pops up, but it gets really annoying (and boring) really fast. It doesn't help that it's such a blatant "publicity stunt". It's just enough Pokemon to get people who grew up on it hooked again, without being good enough to prevent them from shelling out for Nintendo hardware to play the real games.