Anyone here a Christian...

Anyone here a Christian? How do you cope with all the sexualized women in video games and porn being posted on the board?

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Try not being a faggot

I don't give a fuck
t. christian

>2016
>believing in imaginary man in the sky

I don't know what you're talking about.

This is a Christian image board. The things piste on Sup Forums are strict reflections if these values.

Also are you 12 by any chance?

I masturbate furiously.

You probably shouldn't be here if you're a Christian. Nothing good comes from this place.

Where do you think you are? How do you rationalize associating with this site in the first place?

>not being a trap that enjoys breaking good and holy men of their moral code and leading them on a path to depravity and sin

Are you even living, senpai?

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Yeah, I came back to faith around 2 years ago and now I'm considering even dropping Sup Forums because there is too much porn on Sup Forums and too much "we will solve all world problems by exterminating these and those people" on Sup Forums.

That is the path of death, not true living.

But Lucifer can grant you eternal pleasure! That beats eternal life by a mile. All my friends are going to Hell and I want to be there with them. When Lord Satan grants me an opportunity to spread his love, I'll gladly agree!

By not being a little bitch

And why would you do that?

Do what?

The thing.

The Lord is your creator he knows your weaknesses and he accepts you as long as you do good in your heart.

Remember the message of Psalms 27:10, even if you fall so low your own mother and father will reject you, the Lord will still receive you.

I am.
You mess christian and muslims.
Christians are ok with woman body, it's their uncontrollable emotion they feared.

I didn't know Christians were offended by sexualized women. When did they start giving a shit?

Why would anyone be religious? I don't get it. It's like believing in santa claus as an adult.

Is this from SMT? Can you tell me more about that knight with two guns I've been seeing lately?

What thing?

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Extreme mental conditioning to children can lead to strange things as an adult. It's kind of sad in a way, to be honest.

Just start using filters or something. Shouldn't be too hard with all the reposted bullshit on here

Christians have historically been pretty sex-negative, user. They have that in common with the muslims. It's only lately with the widespread secularization of the west that people have stopped giving a fuck. Honestly, the west is "christian" in name only.

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Lusting after images is a sin user. That's most likely what he is referring to.

You know, the one we were just talking about?

Everything is a sin according to religious people

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Complaining about it is a sin. You're going to hell user

Remember, user, those 1% spandex 99% cotton jeans that girl is wearing is a sin. She must be slain for her offenses.

Join me! Its fun.

People who were raised as Catholics are more likely to stay that way. You stop believing in Santa when you see your parents bringing home that thing you wanted, but you can't really prove there is or is no afterlife.

If I go on a crusade against muslims will i be saved?

Catholic here.
Fucking love it.

I see, thank you. It's been about a decade since I've seen anyone who wasn't blood related ever bother to mention religion without a full on "HERE'S WHY ATHEISM IS THE BEST AND WHY YOU SHOULD KNOW AND WHY I ASSUME YOU DON'T" spiel. I forget religion exists sometimes.

My post was divided into 3 parts, I don't know what are you referring to.

No, only if you donate everything you own to your local church, chop your balls off, and spread the gospel door-to-door.

if humans evolved from monkeys how come monkeys in zoos havent evolved into humans

checkmate athiests

>But Lucifer can grant you eternal pleasure!
You know he's king of lies, right?
Enjoy you 800km+ deep shithole with worm squirming in your ears.

That's really cool

>It's like believing in santa claus as an adult.
What's wrong with this?

The one we were talking about, obviously. The important part.

I'm not even the original person you replied to, dude, I'm just rusing you.

>those 1% spandex 99% cotton jeans that girl is wearing is a sin. She must be slain for her offenses.
The Law was already fullfilled. Don't judaize.

>Lusting after images is a sin user.
What?
Why?
Lusting is sin, not images.
And you can't actually lust for imaginable person.

You coming back to the path of god and etc.

To be fair, that sounds like an improvement over Sup Forums.

Lucy never lied to me before, why start now?

masturbating?

Even as a Christian you cannot really damn masturbation these days anymore.
I mean, it's the current year, come on man!

Maybe we are in hell already.
Or it could be a muslim heaven with all this virgins around.

If you never get sth. from him maybe you are on his naughty- list? Ever thought of that?

fuck religion desu senpai

>masturbating?
Isn't masturbating a good thing in bible?

Law may be shit but the designs are cool. I wish I was a jetpack knight with two shotguns.

We all died in the womb and have been born into the heaven of the Quran. We are the virgins.

Really makes you think

Why wouldn't I do that? Sure, there's a lot of things you aren't allowed to do, but I believe in God and don't want to burn eternally.

>And you can't actually lust for imaginable person.
>And you can't actually lust for imaginable person.
>And you can't actually lust for imaginable person.

what is being religious like?

>that feel when you're an atheist in the Bible Belt

Mormon christian here, I just try and not fap as hard as possible.

I'd imagine it's a lot like having a huge cuckoldry fetish.

No, read Matthew 5:27-30.
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>27 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery’; 28 but I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 If your right eye makes you [a]stumble, tear it out and throw it from you; for it is better for you [b]to lose one of the parts of your body, [c]than for your whole body to be thrown into [d]hell. 30 If your right hand makes you [e]stumble, cut it off and throw it from you; for it is better for you [f]to lose one of the parts of your body, [g]than for your whole body to go into [h]hell.

how can you resist the urge to masturbate when within seconds you can have pictures of dickgirls on your monitor

sperm just dies in your balls after a while anyways and gets replaced by new ones

why not shoot that hot load out?

Lust is what make you do wrong things.
Like if you want to bang neihbour's wife you can destroy their family.
If you fapped to Haruhi there are no destruction in the world.

Does that mean gay sex is alright?

actually, if she leads you on then SHE is destroying their family

because if she wouldn't have fucked you, she would've fucked someone else

It's like having no free will and existing just to polish YHVH's dick 24/7

Can I masturbate if I'm not married?

Christian people really believe in creationism? That animals and shit were created the way they are by a god and that all living things don't change/evolves

>was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery’
>but I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
So technically Lord tell us not commit adultery.
And all this shit about eyes and hands was from Matthew who not even an angel.

So what's the problem? You can be a christian and look at porn and jerk off.
Or are you one of those conservative christians? If you are you should fuck off.

Holding your hand out of a car window while going 100km an hour

i end up fapping anyway sometimes

im masturbating to 2d lolis right now

just try and stop me nerds

>it's an 'I don't believe in God that's ridiculous but I believe in free will" episode

Fucker never takes the wheel.

Wouldn't it feel good to cum all over yourself, user? I'm sure that pressure inside you is just dying to be released...

"If you have the urge to reproduce, rip your eyes and your hand and your dick off and let your species die out"
I don't get it.

wtf i love jesus now!

Like forcing yourself to believe Santa is real despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary while the people around you try to make you feel bad about having reasonable doubts.

IMAGINARY MAN IN THE SKY

Doing God's work, user

>Genuinely identifying as a Christian.
How do you live with yourself?

No, it was still condemned by Jesus.

biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1 Corinthians 6:9-11&version=NASB
>9 Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor [a]effeminate, nor homosexuals, 10 nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, will inherit the kingdom of God. 11 Such were some of you; but you were washed, but you were sanctified, but you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and in the Spirit of our God.

I don't understand the half-way people

I understand the devout, what they gain and lose is quite clear.
I understand the turned, the atheist, you don't believe and you behave like it.

But I don't understand those who half-take-seriously their religion. I can get it if they pretend to, due to peer pressure, but I don't get those who "try to" live according to something they don't really believe in.

But your know about Santa and I know about Santa.
Doesn't it make him exist in our minds?

Yes. It is taught in their schools. There is even a creation museum. The owner(?) of that museum got destroyed in a debate with BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
BILL BILL BILL BILL

lolis are natural-born sinners

Oh shit, Kanamemo. That's a blast from the forgotten bargain bin past.

get off it, big boss

Me in the middle

But I do honestly believe it. I just have a hard time controlling my sexual impulses.

No, that takes your mind away from getting married.

catholic.com/blog/matt-fradd/c-s-lewis-on-lust-women-and-masturbation

Lust

“Lust is a poor, weak, whimpering, whispering thing compared with that richness and energy of desire which will arise when lust has been killed.”

- The Great Divorce

Women

“We use a most unfortunate idiom when we say, of a lustful man prowling the streets, that he “wants a woman.” Strictly speaking, a woman is just what he does not want.

"He wants a pleasure for which a woman happens to be the necessary piece of apparatus. How much he cares about the woman as such may be gauged by his attitude to her five minutes after fruition (one does not keep the carton after one has smoked the cigarettes).

"Now Eros makes a man really want, not a woman, but one particular woman. In some mysterious but quite indisputable fashion the lover desires the Beloved herself, not the pleasure she can give."

- The Four Loves

>nor homosexuals
But bisexual is alright then?

>mfw someone trying to get me to masturbate is a huge fetish of mine
Please don't do this to me

Never knew there were so many edgelords on Sup Forums, but it makes sense I guess.

Free will, in a general sense, demonstrably exists.

Now, you can engage in what ultimately boils down to philosophical sophistry about what free will is, but that's just that. Sophistry.

Lots of edgelords in this thread, you're doing it for the right reason OP. I almost feel bad for people who grew up with no contact with religion, it must be impossible to understand from the outside.

Masturbation

“For me the real evil of masturbation would be that it takes an appetite which, in lawful use, leads the individual out of himself to complete (and correct) his own personality in that of another (and finally in children and even grandchildren) and turns it back; sends the man back into the prison of himself, there to keep a harem of imaginary brides.

"And this harem, once admitted, works against his ever getting out and really uniting with a real woman.

"For the harem is always accessible, always subservient, calls for no sacrifices or adjustments, and can be endowed with erotic and psychological attractions which no woman can rival.

"Among those shadowy brides he is always adored, always the perfect lover; no demand is made on his unselfishness, no mortification ever imposed on his vanity.

"In the end, they become merely the medium through which he increasingly adores himself. . . . After all, almost the main work of life is to come out of our selves, out of the little dark prison we are all born in. Masturbation is to be avoided as all things are to be avoided which retard this process. The danger is that of coming to love the prison.”

- Personal Letter From Lewis to Keith Masson (found in The Collected Letters of C.S. Lewis, Volume 3)