Are you ready to be a proper member of Team Rocket, user? Good. Here's what you do:
>buy pocket cell jammers
>find most popular pokespots nearby
>hide jammers as close to pokespots as possible
People will see the pokespots on their map but when they get close enough to do anything their GPS and cell signal will fail leaving them incapable of catching anything
Prime targets include college campuses, game stores, and public parks
And they will just go elsewhere?
What is this accomplishing? The amount of autism this app is causing
fuck off to your containment board
This will also get you in trouble with the feds so make sure to be ready to blast off.
>And they will just go elsewhere?
That's the beauty; the more members team rocket gets the fewer viable pokespots, but the users will never know which spots have jammers
>What is this accomplishing
Frustrating normies and sabotaging freemium crap.
Team Rocket shall win the day
Why is Sup Forums so full of people who just can't handle other people having a good time?
Why there are so many normies on Sup Forums?
You realize cell jammers aren't legal everywhere
You also realize the non jammed Pokestops with lures on will still show on their maps meaning you aren't hiding anything?
This is pathetic delete your thread
>You realize cell jammers aren't legal everywhere
Neither are speed radar detectors, they're still everywhere and easy to get. Plus it's not like you need to go back to the hiding spot.
>You also realize the non jammed Pokestops with lures on will still show on their maps
So will the jammed Pokestops. It will be impossible to know which stop has a jammer until you're there. What would be the point in hiding them? The idea is for people to go to them en masse and get frustrated as they lose their GPS/signal and can't catch what they came there for.
seeing people not having fun is fun.
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Why is Sup Forums so full of people who just can't handle other people having a good time by stopping people from having a good time?
>tfw villains never know they're the villains
>seeing people having fun is not fun
>edge
good thread op, it made me kek
if only we could steal pokemon
Bitch the thread is called Operation Blasting Off Again.
OP is asking people to join Team Rocket.
We know we're the villains. Being the villain is fun.
>person is literally glued to their phone with their head down
>if only there were some way we could steal from them
nigga, just whack them on the head and take their phone
If they wanna be Team Rocket, I think they're well aware of being villains.
>willing to become a felon with his gun rights taken away because some people are having fun
this shit is hysterical
Wouldn't affect me
I don't data so I just pretend to catch pokemon
Now now, this is a civilized board. We frustrate the normie, we don't physically confront them.
Although people absolutely are placing lures on isolated pokespots in bad neighborhoods to attract mugging victims.
Because ruining other people's fun is funny.
but it's not
Yes it is.
shut it cunt.
I'll call the FCC on you
>buy pocket cell jammers
Sounds like a waste of money.
>normies
What does this term mean now? People with phones dumb enough to play Pokemon?
Taking pleasure in the pain of others is a basic part of human nature. It's the reason slapstick exists. The germans even have a word for it: Schadenfreude.
I hope everyone here is aware that cell jamming is a felony. Team rocket is an appropriate name, but you're risking fines and jail time because you're mad that normies like a pokemon app. Either very pathetic, or very, very stupid.
Why not just carry it on your person and turn it on once in a while?
Nobody will ever know because the range on them is pretty big right?
Especially useful for huge crowds.
Did any of you bother to look up the prices of cell jammers?
The FCC has trucks and they drive around to track people who run jammers down. You can also be sure if you were leaving them around that they'd look for video evidence or forensics.
It's funny, but it's a really, REALLY shitty idea.
>that pic
they probably didnt
they would need a high end 3g/4g cell jammer plus a GPS jammer
you're looking at $600 per station MINIMUM
They didn't. But what's more important are the consequences
engadget.com
anyone have a spare 50k? They're proposing targeting locations using a popular service, that is asking to get caught.
It means whatever the fuck you want it to mean.
Here it means people playing Pokemon GO.
>Cell Jamming is a felony
So is Radar detecting/jamming but millions use both every day. The FCC doesn't give a flying fuck unless you stupidly placed it under a cell tower, effectively cutting off service from that tower.
1) you're not shutting down pokestops
2) you're carrying an illegal device on your person instead of just hiding it somewhere and never coming back
Let me explain in short:
Normies: People who lap onto trends for the sake of facebook/instagram posting content for likes/favorites from their imaginary, fake internet friends or strangers for the sake of attention and the want to be noticed in this world. Normies are like non-normies in that they create their own, ficional world, through the guise that if they pretend to like or be concerned with trending topics and or things in their life that they truly don't care about (but post it anyway for a reaction) they end up feeling like they have a purpose. Being a normie is someone who has no ambition besides wanting to be accepted by the general populace and they don't want to be left out, even if it means taking up the geeky hobby of the month.
>2) you're carrying an illegal device on your person instead of just hiding it somewhere and never coming back
But this is such a retarded idea. You drop several hundred dollars on expensive, illegal electronics, then you leave it in a place where people will be guided to by their phones. People will call the FCC, it's obvious when your phone is being jammed. And if you get caught, you could actually go to jail. Or be charged tens of thousands of dollars.
Want to join Team Rocket?
Snatch those mother fuckers phones. That's the equivalent to snatching their pokemons. Fuck this jammer shit.
>being this much of a pussy
Neo-Sup Forums confirmed
yet again
people who says normies are themselves normies.
normalfag is and always will be used by people who aren`t clearly normal.
Normie is how normalfags say normalfag
>What does this term mean now?
people more successful at life than I am
Look you fucking idiot. We talked about this last night. Attaching the word "fag" to everything 24/7 gets repetitive, boring, stale, and stupid. It makes me feel new to Sup Forums personally.
Nigga how about we all hang around pokestops, then hold people up and steal their phones whenever they come by? It's not much different.
im already part of team rocket
>buy pocket cell jammers
you do know even owning one is a felony right?
Your life is repetitive, boring, stale and stupid but you wake up every morning all the same.
>DURR I DIDN'T READ THE ARTICLE
The only reason the FCC cared was because he was driving past a cell tower with it on which caused the whole tower to go down repeatedly.
>600 a station
lol wat
a 180-200 dollar jammer would work just fucking fine
The FCC has no budget for active patrols, they are reactive in nature.
Also I don't really care if one or two of my minons gets caught. Price of doing business.
>that pic
you're lucky i lost my /k/ folder in the great format of the wrong drive
radar detectors are illegal based on a STATE level
cellular/GPS jamming is a FEDERAL crime
also you're implying there's no surveillance around any of these poke stops.
Most of my local ones are directly on shops that have cameras, or are on a college campus with dozens of cameras pointed in each direction.
Not only are you jamming pokestops, you're jamming federal radios, and possibly preventing someone who's dying from receiving medial care.
ever seen a clean looking van in your town with government plates?
Those are typically FCC controlled vans.
They're also kind of like guns, serial numbers and things like your name are saved on record for future investigation when you buy one commercially.
the FCC DOES NOT fuck around when it comes to jammers, and will find out who it belonged too, since they are EXTREMELY easy to track.
ITT: autistic 11 year olds whos mommy wont buy them a new phone to play pokemon
everything about you is boring. kill yourself.
DEVILISH
>implying 200 bucks isn't worth the frustration on the wave of normies coming to the pokelure
>implying the FCC gives a flying fuck about pocket jammers that aren't interfering with commercial business or directly jamming towers
>contemporary Sup Forums doesn't know about lulz
shit's sad, really
Proof that only normalfags use the term nornies. Only normalfags would be afraid to attach fag to the end of a word.
What's with king crimson on the right
Shut up, retardfag
>go to pokestop
>use lure
>wait for normies to gather
>activate cell phone jammer
>ur jammin muh 911
>FCC has tons of budget brah they totally weren't repeatedly gutted they just run vans errywhere kek
>buying anonymously online is impossibru
>STOP BEING NAUGHTY
Become an hero, Narc.
go back to fucking reddit you progressive garbage can.
no you kys
See what I did there? I said kys rather than typing it fully out. It's meaning just comes off better.
I come up with my own 'fag' synonyms because I'm the real king of memes here.
kiss my ass
I'll be waiting to see you on the news, OP.
>Suspect was observed leaving signal jammers in public locations to interfere with the mobile game Pokemon Go. He was identified on security footage and charged with one count of unlawful interference with a public utility.
If you found a way to cause these people to become legit annoyed for a reasonable amount of effort I would laugh, but that idea is basically "lets spend money commiting a crime so we can get people to walk a few meters to the side"
>180-200
>there are probably 500 stops in my city
>If I walk down the street I can casually access at least 50
you know with how shitty the netcode is and how often stops playin don't work I probably wouldn't even notice a jammer
>mfw you're trying to be le cool edgelord
>spending money to ruin the fun someone is having with a free app
Cell phone jammers are highly illegal and expensive.
>one person can't cover a whole city
No shit, sherlock, that's why it's TEAM rocket.
And did you ever consider that some spots are more popular than others? That some areas have spots spread out farther apart? That when people realize many pokespots aren't working they won't be able to tell which pokespots are valid and which aren't?
The point is disruption and lulz, not total destruction of Pokemon GO.
>No shit, sherlock, that's why it's TEAM rocket.
So who's helping you again?
>lulz
is it 2006 again
>haruhifag doesn't like fun
Go back to Sup Forums
Although you are right in some ways, you sound so butthurt that I cant take you seriously at all.
I can LITERALLY smell your fedora from here.
REDDIT PLEASE GO. YOUR POST FORMATTING IS WASTING VALUABLE MONITOR AND BROWSER WINDOW SPACE WHICH COULD OTHERWISE BE OCCUPIED BY GOOD POSTS.
THANKS.
>Security camera footage of 300 pound neckbeard walking around in a team rocket shirt placing jammers
Do cell jammers work if they're covered in spaghetti?
>WEW
>Download Pokemon Go
>Fucking mountains and forests everywhere
>Fucking Pokemons on fucking hill sides
No jammers needed - i mad.
>go to pokestop
>use lure
>wait for normies to gather
>activate bomb
not that guy, but that is only you projecting.
if you were different you wouldn't "smell the fedora", you're only fucking "smelling" the "fedora", because its in you man.
ALLAHU ACKBAR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>kys
literally how new r u for outing yourself as newfag fag
>My sides
>Implying the FCC will sit on its ass when it or the cops get 30 calls from normies in as many minutes complaining about jammed phones in the same area
>You what?
>You can't catch pokemans?
>This number is for emergencies only, pranking it is a felony.
>Sup Forums
>letting normalfags have fun
You're not even trying to hide your newfag-ness.
Cell signal/gps signal jamming is a federal crime my dude.
There are so many ways to get around this user.
>Hey dumbass, everyone's phone is being jammed in this one specific area.
Or
>My phone and allot of other people's phones are being jammed, probably terrorist, come quick.
>le oldfag
Sure thing kid
if you just say it's a prank they can't arrest you. It's a law.
Still doesn't justify that Sup Forums hates fun. Especially other people having fun.
Using that definition and a few battle station threads, then 75% of Sup Forums is normies because they seem to be more successful than me
The only children interested in doing something like this can't even afford a jammer
That's not team rocket you shitlord, they're part of RedRibbon
your thinking too small. capture a gym hide the jammer at the gym location
Never understimate the disposable cash of NEETs
If they can crowdfund a my little pony fuck doll for millions of dollars they can do this.
>What is this accomplishing?
Epic luls, for teh win! XDDDD penguin waffle spork
Not that guy, but he's 100% right. I can also smell the butthurt from being a social outcast on him as well.
Do it yourself hard man. It will make someone confused for like a second, then they will just move on.
Anyone actually unironically do this must be pretty pathetic desu.