Pokémon GO Thread what have you faggots caught?

Pokémon GO Thread what have you faggots caught?
When are we getting Legendaries??

I like to keep my autism indoors.
It's amazing how a game can literally fuck countries.

Nothing because I don't support mobile gaming
I'm that hipster faggot who has been walking around with his 3DS out playing actual pokemon games while normies catch Spearow and niglets catch Diglets

>b-but pokemon is vidy--
You fags have your own board.
Go there.

>posting the MLP of video games

>go to pokestop on the corner near my house with beers
>put a lure on the pokestop and everyone puts on incense
>having a good old time, catch a bunch of eevees, evolve one of mine into vaporeon
>scyther shows up
>all my mates catching him
>game glitches up after he escapes four "excellent" throws
>restart, he's still there
>battle him
>no poke balls
>have to run away
>have to buy poke balls
>$15
>that's about $300 I've spent so far
>caught a sandslash at least
>vaporeon is pretty strong
>feelin kinda bad

You guys are like those people on Sup Forums who direct people to other boards.
Like it or not, pokemon is vidya and just because there is a board for it doesn't mean people can't have threads here too.
You don't own Sup Forums
>mfw one of you is actually gookmoot

Legendaries were stated to be held for special events by Niantic, and then they said they'll think about releasing them into the wild in hard to reach but relevant places to each respective legendary

In other words, either go to a special event for that Articuno or get ready to visit some mountains around the world

You can't post barneyshit outside of its containment board, even if it's animation. The same applies to pokeshit.

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I feel about pokemon go the same way I feel about online multiplayer, I just don't get it.

Like if I wanted to go outside or associate with other people I would not be playing video games.

Different people on Sup Forums than /vp/ so people want different perspectives on it
I don't even play GO, I actually play the mainline games so I don't see a need to group myself with the normies

I DONT WANT TO LEAVE MY HOUSE

I don't know anything about this GO shit.
Did you pay real life money to get pokeballs?

haha I know that feel

was searching for a charizard but my girl kept sending me shit and I was like "girl stfu right now I gotta get my charizard" xD

This has absolutely no right to be here.

MY AREA HAS SHIT MONS

THE BEST I HAVE IS A 440 FLAREON BECAUSE I KEEP CATCHING FUCKING EEVEES

THEY ARE EVERYWHERE

even /vp/ doesn't want more GO threads

None.

I don't even play pokéshit games.

lol :P

Level 5 casualfag here, though I have noticed it's caused to me to go outdoors and WALK more often. Just a couple questions:

How am I ever going to raise my started? Have a Charmander that literally just stands there doing nothing.

Are pokemon that I get at higher levels inherently more powerful (more CP) than ones at lower levels? Been pumping a lot of resources into my Pidgeotto, but this is from a Pidgey I caught at level 1.

Is it necessary to evolve pokemon? I have Jigglypuff and want to keep it one, because fuck Wigglytuff.

Just caught an ekans while walking in the swamp wish I got a picture but I was with a group

Fuck off to
I tolerated this when it was a flavor but it's been a week already.

Back in my day there was 493 Pokémon. I feel sorry for the content starved kids today.

haha same here bruh
I was trying to catch this cat looking pokeyman but my girfriend kept kissing me xD

It's been proven that starters are pretty much the worst ever since it's CP is like the lowest, you're better off trying to find a new one later when your like level 10

Why is Sup Forums so mad over this?

Best thing to do is hope you hatch an egg with your starter with a higher cp. You get a bunch of candy for it too

PLEASE fucking kill yourself. This is exactly what I've been afraid of. People are discussing and enjoying the death of video games on Sup Forums. Fuck you.

normies

How can people be alright with a pokemon game where you literally can not "catch them all"

you have to catch more charmanders. have fun with that. you have to catch more of that same pokemon if u want to power it up too.

so unless you catch an already evolved pokemon, u have to catch shit tons of the pokemon u have to evolve it or power it up.


and the only point of evolving lower CP pokemon u start with would be for easy XP which is assuming u can even get loads of duplicate mons to begin with. if u evolve that starting charmander into a charizard, he'll have shit CP compared to someone that took a 50-100CP charmander and evolved it up, for example.

Because REEE SEKRET CLUB STUFF AND NO ONE ELSE CAN DO WHAT WE DO REEEEEE

can someone share an apple ID account with me? so i can finally get pokemon go

here, a rare pepe

this game is the dumbest shit ever lol

How do i git gud at this game?
Im level 6 and my strongest pokemon is 200cp
Some redfag took over my local gym with a 850 Goldbat
It fucking almost oneshot everthing i got

it's just a game bro, why can't we have fun together? Plus you get to meet some pretty nice chicks

>you now remember the pepe market meme

Honestly im kinda dissapointed at how short that one lasted

>NEET shutins mad

blame reddit

I'm in the same boat bud.
I live in farm country, all I find are bugs, birds, grass types, and Eevee.

Toss your extras for candy, power up mons before evolving, keep catching everything you find.

There really isn't any other strategy.

>pokemon go has lead to mass visits from the normie containment boards worse than Sup Forums (Sup Forums, Sup Forums, /r9k/)

What went wrong?

is pokemon go the biggest meme game ever

>The same applies to pokeshit.

Nope, try again

my wife's son is loving it

This swole motherfucker enters your gym and slaps your Jinx's ass, what do you do?

>have an entire board dedicated to your MLP faggotry
>post it everywhere but there

Pokefucks worst vidya fanbase? mods worst mods?

Woah, you married a milf? Ara ara~

How the fuck do you do the special attakcs?
It seems like i need to hold down on the pokemon im attacking but most of the time it doesn't come out

I'm from /trash/, can I report MLP threads for being outside of /mlp/? Pls say yes

By that logic you can post pony outside of /mlp/ too.

h-h-hi

what the FUCK is going on there?

As long as it drowns out Overcuck threads i could not care less
And i fucking hate pokemon normaly

>Gym near my house
>Taking it over is completely pointless
>Instead just beat whoever is currently occupying it and then leave it empty
>Repeat every single time someone takes it over
Fuck your happiness.

HOW
TELL ME YOUR SECRET
HOW LONG WALKS DO YOU TAKE?

FUCK YOU

What's your trainer level, what the fuck?

Also

>3%

Charge your phone, you fuck!

Also, nice. My highest is a 1100 Arcanine, but I'm getting more.

But why the fuck would you power up a Pinsir?

lol loser

People that don't remember Pokemania, and for some reason think Pokemon has always been this hardcore, niche thing, apparently.

No, because there is a specific rule against that. Retard.

I hang out at the shoppes near me all day catching pokemans. I'm going to the Santa Monica pier all day tomorrow to catch more pokemans
>tfw cant do any pokemanning today
>feel dread knowing I'm probably going to fall behind
level 21. ill probably be level 23 by tomorrow morning
I caught that pinsir straight up, I wouldnt power him up and waste stardust because he's XS

ALERT, AUSIST CONTAINMENT BREECH

You can get balls by getting close to a Pokestop (GPS landmark). Cities have at least 1 per block. There should be no shortage
The truly impatient / unprepared can buy them from a cash shop though, yes.

a game for cucks

Went around a lake looking for water mons. Found out that the park is LITTERED with charmander and ponitas. 2 gyms on opposite sides of the lake, took one over. Overall a pretty good trip, these are the mons I caught. Threw the duplicates in the meat grinder. Going back tomorrow for my last charmander before i upgrade to the edgy salamander.

>I wouldnt power him up and waste stardust because he's XS
Oh is that what that means? Powering up XL gives them more power?

Neat.

I think my favorite part of this is learning about where I live. I found out there's a park right on the other side of some shops in this little village here. I would have never seen that otherwise, I always drive through and I've never had cause to walk through there before it was littered with Pokestops.

>Sup Forums shitting on the GOTY

you want XL weight and want XS height

you also want to raise the CP to max before you evolve a pokemon you want to be strong

if you dont do what I said then it turns a regular or an XL weight into a XS

How does your level affect the game?

>be in the military
>get off work early for the first time in 2 years
>go to a mexican bar and grill
>chill with friend their for a good hour or so at the bar drinking and shooting the shit while playing Pokemon Go
>there's a pokestop right in the bar too so we catch mad pokemon
>suddenly a group of 14-16 year olds come in and say "Did you guys throw down the lure?"
>this kid has a ponytail, and more pimples on his face than I can count
>has a shirt that has naruto on it
>neckbeard too
>"Yeah we did, try the food here it's pretty good"
>"Nah just here for the lure"
>mfw they just walk out sit on the edge of the sidewalk and play outside in 102*F weather

Can't even make this shit up anymore

>all my friends joined team blue
Should i follow them or join the red master race?
Literally why would you not join the faction whose goal it is to slap everyone elses shit?

Good to know. Thanks for the tip.

XL means more HP/defense
XS means more offense/speed

Play autistic games, meet autistic people. I don't know what you're surprised about.

This game is so fucking terrible holy fuck. I just want to run around catching Pokémon but I'm not allowed because i don't live on top of a stop.

your CP cap is larger and you catch higher CP pokemon

you also get better pokeballs and other items

only join your friends team if youre all going to capture and hold gyms together

or choose your own path in life

glad to help

Go to a park or a cemetery for an hour or so. Pokestops refresh every 4 minutes, so you can just grind two or three of them out forever.

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So how does the leveling work in this and why is it recorded by CP and not just levels?

nigga the eeveelutions are fucking great, quit whining

/vp/ was created to keep the non-vidya aspects of Pokemon contained. It's always been okay to post the games k6n this board. Stop trying to fit in.

A McDonalds logo was found in the game's resources so there might be cross promotional bullshit

MLP is Sup Forums but they have their own containment board for a reason

>Test red and blue for accounts
>several good mon for my first account
>Kept getting barely anything on second one even through everyone around me is blue

Is it just my luck or what?

Any other UK fags get this message after in game currency?

There is a stop near my work, I go past it about 4 times a day, and I will get maybe 10 balls total, assuming it decides to work. It just ain't enough, that will last me maybe 5 minutes.

>tfw got my third flareon at 1550 instead of a vaporeon

I already have too many fire pokemon

Well i kind of want to do that, but on the other hand i really want to join red.
Guess i'll join blue anyways because this game seems to be way more fun with friends. We got an arena at the crossroads where we all come by on our ways home from doing stuff at 3 am, talk for a while and then scatter, putting that on lockdown sounds fun.

Yeah

Yeah, this isn't Sup Forums faggot, most people are older than 12 in here.

That is emphatically not the case and you damn well know it.

I remember this guy being rare in the games, how rare is he in go?

>The only Gym near me is literally some rich guy's house because it's also a business
>Inaccessible without tresspassing
>Level 9 with 2 defenders, never challenged
>Probably just the owner's kids
Why do Gyms not have a minimum distance from roads so that they're all accessible?

>tfw i just ran in circles earlier around our townsquare, grabbing 130 pokeballs off 3 pokestops
This game is gonna unleash my autism.

my android doesn't support it and no windows phone version yet

Blue bar under the health needs a full part
Just spam tap then hold when you have it