That one asshole

>"Dude ornstein and smough weren't even hard"
>"I can easily beat you in smash bros"
>"you know I let you win right?"
>"My dad works for Nintendo"
>borrows your game and never gives it back

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>That one thread

>OP

> npc idle animations.webm

>Shilling this shitty video series again

What's your favorite color, Sup Forums?

green

>Not choosing a creative color
Why don't you go paint a picture of a clown, idiot.

That's a very creative choice of color

I never knew a "that kid"

is it just anons projecting the bad shit they did when they were a wee little sperg kid?

what was the point of the story of michael?

i still don't understand it

what the fuck is going on here?

I've actually never met people that said those things except the first one, and that person was from Sup Forums

but Ornstein and Smough weren't hard

Woops meant it for

I knew 3 of "that kid"

OP is a faggot

>Drake and josh
>hard
Killed em first try with my giantdad build

Sup Forums is that kid

This is what happens when mustard gas is abused.

My dad actually worked for Nintendo Co. Some boring accounting job, but it counts, right?

>"I got Dolphin to work on my VIVE!"

>that kid is my brother

>grandparents gave me their old computer because he scrapped the family one to build his own
>while I'm at dad's he scraps it to

>his friend steals our xbox and he never confronted him

>would always take systems I bought into his room and I would have to retrieve them

>broke my cars CD player by yanking the tray out before it was fully ejected. Never took responsibility

>What's your favorite color, Sup Forums?

Is green.

Tupac and Biggie were hard but not THAT hard. By the point in the game when you fight them, you should already have the skills and experience necessary not to struggle with them too much. I died more to Capra and Gaping each because I was new and impatient and didn't understand stats well.

>being that unsure of what to do with your hands

gamers are weird

>didn't understand stats well
Are you just a retard or was your select button broken

>"Kratos is Lloyd's dad, not kidding"
>"Relax man, it's not even a big part of the game"

>"I'm just playing to have fun dude lol."
>Trys to get you angry.
>Screencaps any banter you say.
>Calls you salty after you're done playing.
>Stops talking as soon as they start losing and quits.

>that one kid who wouldn't answer

Spoilers like that that don't impact the game, but impact the story piss me off.

Thank God I played the fuck out of this years ago so no one could ruin it for me.

Realizes he's in a crowded room not only full of people but also being broadcast on the internet.
He has absolutely no idea where to go or what to do with himself so just shuffles about awkwardly.
Until he finally thinks fuck it and makes a break for it.

judging by the way he walks out of frame, everyone must have been watching something and the guy was just to autistic to figure out how to not fuck up

More like this pls iam fucking dying.

Obviously I eventually figured it out you fucking simp

youtube.com/watch?v=woXUI0ltBPo

>that guy that thinks everything is a competition, and is overconfident to the point of arrogance, and he can't speak about anything even slightly competitive without making you want to punch him in the face

fucking kek

The Souls games are not difficult

In fact, they are pretty easy.

My friend to an absolute fucking capital goddamn T

>Slept through all of our classes in high school, got almost all F's, his highest grade was a D+, and he only graduated because of lol no child left behind
>"Man I'm so much smarter than everyone here, but it's not worth my time" kind of guy
>Ended up getting a job with him for a couple years
>"Everyone here is terrible! I'm probably the best employee here"
>He was first to go when the budget cuts happened because he absolutely sucks at his job
>We used to play SSF4 all the time
>I found my niche with Juri
>Absolutely stomp his ass into the ground with no remorse, ends up being something like 22W 4L
>The few times he wins I have to deal with the "omg you suck are you even trying how am I ever gonna get better" speech
>When we were kids he used to stomp my ass in Melee because I never had siblings to play games with and mom never let me go to friend's houses during the school year
>Here we are a decade later and I live alone
>I'm the only one in our group of friends who can make him sweat when we play Sm4sh
>He was getting cocky and did the whole "1v1 me bro" shit
>We did 5 min Smash for all the marbles
>I won, something like 30 KO to his 4/5
>He leaves and we don't hear from him for a week

Sometimes we all still wonder why he's still our friend

>mfw he's 26 and still thinks he's gonna be MLG BRAH someday

Worst part about those guys is that they have an excuse for literally everything.

user that story isn't going to end nicely
I promise you he will manage to fuck up his life something tragic eventually
Not that there's anything you can really do he sounds pretty set on his path

>that one kid with digital style

4 > 2 > 1 > 6 > 3 = 5

Actually between summons and the master key you can cheese pretty much everything else in the game before them

>have idiot friend that I've known since 4th grade
>brags about being able to do this and that in games
>go over and get him to show me
>can't actually do it
>says hes just not in the mood so its not working right
>tells some crazy story about how he almost won some small friend contest in SF4 with friends
>friend tells me he actually lost the first round and is really shit at games
>always tries to one up your accomplishments in games by making some dumb shit up
>talking about SA because I've 100% it twice and it's one of my all time favorite games
>starts talking some shit about being able to find a flying space ship you can ride in Area 51 (actually called Area 69 in game)
>call him out on his shit
>"Nah man it's true. You just never found it haha."

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>be manager at the job we worked at
>took too long previous day fucking around on his phone, didn't finish an order that was supposed to be shipped that day
>tell him to keep off his phone and get work done
>spills some huge ass excuse I don't want to hear instead of just getting to work (does this with literally fucking everything)
>still fucks around all day on his phone
>comes in every morning with some bullshit tale about being followed by cops on his bike, some crazy street fight, etc every damn day
>my boss and I know it's bullshit
>dude is just all around fucking annoying
>fucks up $1200 order one day
>quits before my boss can fire him
>can't file for unemployment because he quit
>flounders around trying to find a job for 3 months

Haven't talked to the dude since.

Biggie Smalls is only hard if you have to get in close to hit them.
Magic tears them apart so bad it's hilarious. I managed to kill biggie first with soul spears he would just walk into, and smalls is a joke by himself.

rhetorical question

1 > 2 > 4 > 5 > 6 > 3

fuck Lloyd and his talismans in particular

got a link to a youtube of this?

Holy shit, this. All his life.

>What man, drinking this 24 case of mountain dew in a weekend hasn't hurt me yet, so therefore it never will
>If staying up all night was bad for me then something would have happened by now
>It's not my fault I got fired, it's because all of the higher-ups at work were bitches and hated me
>If I move out, who will take care of my mom?
>If the college didn't want me to blow my money on video games then they should have just spent it on the classes for me

On and on, and on and on...

He's almost 30, still lives with his mom, still gets babied like he's ten, and still plays with toys. Is that close enough?

o&s weren't hard though, git fucking gud.

He's trying not to block the projector that you can see on the left.

Florida is a fucking mistake fuck all these shitters cheating their way through high school its already ez stop being a lazy fuck.

Final fantasy started with VII
Thi4f is the only Thief game
Ocarina of Time is the first Zelda
Fallout started with 3
Max Payne started with 3
Team Fortress started with 2
TFC was the first Team Fortress

I don't think you understand that he's probably going to make it to 40 at least
You really need to actively try to destroy your health, like gorge on mcdonalds, chocolate and soft drinks every single day, or take handfuls of pills at a time or have a 1 in a million case of utterly shit genetics to die young of non violent causes in a first world country
Imagine what he'll be like after 10 more years of this
It's all going to get so much worse

Purple

>that guy who shows up with no clothes

>implying "discussion" about videogames is better

>That guy who's really boring

>that one guy who became a trap

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>>"Dude ornstein and smough weren't even hard"
I don't think they're 'hard' in the sense that they take a lot of mechanical skill to beat. It's like rolling two dice 100 times without getting snake eyes: at some point in the tedium of running in circles until you're allowed to get one hit you're going to make a mistake. Once you're on the second phase the fight's over because even with the buffs solo O&S are a joke.

tl;dr artorias is more fun

Used to work with a guy who drank 4 tall monsters a day, on top of constantly being on some sort of upper all the time.

Whenever he took a shit, which he did almost every day, the bathroom would smell like death.

And I don't mean "Aww man it smells like death in there!" I mean it smelled literally like an animal died in the wall and the smell was seeping through into the shop.

Pretty sure the dude's fucking dead by now judging by how badly he seemed to be rotting from the inside out.

He also did the same shit with excuses for everything. Showed up late every day claiming it was because of his baby daughter, when in reality his wife would wake him up, and he would just go back to sleep after she left for work, and he'd wake up and rush to work almost an hour late.

>Getting utterly destroyed, down 2 stocks
>"I don't even care about this match anymore"
FIGHT YOUR HARDEST, YOU FAGGOT

>Know some guy, he's edgy but he's alright. Pretty good friends with some guy.
>some guy's brother was That Kid.
>kid brother always diced around in minecraft, even at school
>always died his hair some obnoxiouslybright color
>after this we always call him highlighter
>highlighter says he wants to be a professional gamer, like that'll ever happen
>one day highlighter decides he wants to fuck with me and talk shit
>something about me looking Jewish
>reply with "at least I'm not going to mooch off my parents all my life"
>literally no effect
>mfw he has no shame

>gift them a game
>"oh thanks I pirated it before but I wanted a legit copy"
>they never touch it

Man you sure got him.

O&S were only hard pre 1.04 where the lock on mechanics were trash

He very well may

He may have

No one has ever said this beyond first grade

Then kick his ass

>gifted a guy Deus Ex 1 way back when HR was coming because I got it free with my HR preorder
>actually played it 2 times through
>would talk to me over Steam about it while playing
>was incredibly grateful for giving him the experience
>randomly disappeared off my friends list one day

Felt good man.

>died his hair
RIP

probably doxy

Guys who dye their hair are either gay, closet gay, or some sort of SJW hipster

What does that have to do with that common grammar mistake?

>I didn't do bad the other team was just better

You have to kill him, user.

Fuck DHMIS gimme some greentexts

I would, but my life is incredibly boring

My sister is this person.

>Lost my first ever video game, didn't even bother to look for it until it popped up 5 years later.
>Sold my psp literally the day before I was gonna hack it.
>Has stolen multiple games to sell them, including my ENTIRE LIBRARY OF PS3 GAMES, and admitted that she sold them for cigarette money, and this was after a really bad year at college.

I miss this gesture
Applause was a mistake

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>>"Dude ornstein and smough weren't even hard"

But they weren't.
Died 2 times, then killed it with the help of sun guy.

O&S is annoying as fuck.
Any boss where you have to bide your time waiting for tiny openings isn't a very good boss.

>"Dude ornstein and smough weren't even hard"

They aren't. You can bumrush skinny if you've found Havel's gear, but otherwise you can keep your distance from fatty by hiding behind the pillars. I beat them first time. I had go to NG+, limit myself to less than +8 weapons and deliberately beat Smough first in order to properly challenge myself.

>those last 5 seconds

Why does his choice of color need to be creative? He was asked to state his favorite, and he did.

>digital style
>not digital dancing

>tumblr filename
>dont hug me im scared pic

delete this board

>that one friend that quits on a win every time in a fighting game/racing game

>He may have

Literally impossible. The sort of person who says it is never the sort of person who would actually do it.

>halo 2 comes out
>my friend and i spend weekends playing it
>we start getting into finding glitches and bugs
>in our adventures we learn of the scarab gun
>we both think it's just bullshit, a myth, an urban legend
>one weekend we stay up until 4 AM trying to get it
>it's actually real
>our fucking faces
>at school we tell all of our friends that it's real and we found it
>"bullshit, you guys are fucking liars. i bet your dad works for bungie too huh?"
>"no guys it's real we found it"
>"yeah haha OKAY!"
>we became "those kids"

...

heh that's nothing >:D

i beat the entire game only died once to that Seath bullshit, didn't even know how to equip a shield or upgrade weapons, just sprinted through parrying with my bare hand XD

>Using XD and :D unironcially
The Overwatch chat is pure cancer

[The Thief and the Cobbler Intensifies]

Not everyone is a bitter shithead like you that gets mad at emoticons because your sekrit club disowns anyone that uses them xD

There is literally nothing wrong with this.

What? Is this sesame Street or some shit?

I thought he was just doing a very impressive robot dance