Some background: Rhodes is a suburb with a ton of high-density apartments...

>Some background: Rhodes is a suburb with a ton of high-density apartments, all clustered around the waterfront and a big IKEA/shopping mall.
>When Pokémon Go was released last week, a combination of the high population density and a number of Pokestops in the suburb’s Peg Paterson Park meant that it was one of the best (and most popular) places in all of Sydney to catch some pocket monsters.
> Massive crowds, sometimes peaking at over 1000 people, have flocked to the park, often late at night, and after a few evenings of this noise and bustle the residents of the apartment buildings overlooking the action have had enough.
>On Tuesday night, things came to a head. Reports that at some residents—reacting to the “complete chaos” and “massive levels of noise”—started throwing waterbombs and eggs at the crowd.
>One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated.
>The Mad Max aficionado's attacks sent panics through the crowd and a stampede ensued until police arrived to end the confrontation. In the end 36 Pokemon Go players were treated for lacerations and an additional 7 for injuries during the stampede.

Why is this allowed? We just want to catch some Pokemon. Leave us alone, we're not hurting anyone.

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>One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>when the opposition to an annoying pop culture revolution is more insane and dangerous than the people they find disruptive

What the fuck is this game doing to the world?

#GamerGate

>One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd
>he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated
Fucking Australia

Why does kotaku still shill their shitty articles on Sup Forums?

Fake and gay, I had a giggle though.

>someone pulls a knife on you
>you pull a gun
>hurr durr you can't do that, that gun is much more insane and dangerous than my knife!

That's how retarded you sound like right now

that has nothing to do with pokemon go and everything to do with australia being shit

>One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated.
Fucking Straya

>Australia descends into Mad Max because of Pokemon fucking Go

>>One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated.
>The Mad Max aficionado's attacks sent panics through the crowd and a stampede ensued until police arrived to end the confrontation

My sides

This is why you NEVER leave your cave.

Mad Max Man is the hero we need to turn back the obnoxious horde.

>walking around looking at a smartphone is similar to pulling a knife on someone

That's how retarded you sound like right now

>In the end 36 Pokemon Go players were treated for lacerations and an additional 7 for injuries during the stampede.

Based Mad Maxbro.

>One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated.

>>One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated.
holy shit

>MAX uses WHIRLWIND
>It's Super Effective!

I hope Mad Max dude finds some Tasmanian Devils and tosses them into the crowd next time

next mad max movie is about a brutal wasteland dictator who is able to control the masses because his mountain fortress contains the only remaining pokestop

I like australians.

Mad Max AR game when?
>Scavenge for guzzoline and scrap on foot
>Install upgrades on your war machine
>Bluetooth dock in your car automatically battles other user's machines as you drive

I live in Rhodes they literally have stopped kids from being able to play at the park so a bunch of adults can play a phone game

>he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated

because 1000 person crowds at midnight are shitty for anyone living nearby, pokemon players are loud and autistic

>One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated.

I'm thinking BS but this is some really good BS

>One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated.

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

Where were you when pokefags got BTFO?

One more to add to the list.

This game, like all these manchildren, should have a bedtime.

>you will never be so angry that you charge into a crowd 1,000 strong with nothing but your trusty razorbroom

Some serious samefaggotry occurring ITT

>make shit up and add it to an actual story
>Sup Forums blindly believes it without asking for a source

>>One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated.

>34 posts
>29 IPs

Is there a picture of the Mad Max Man?

Good.

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You cant go to peoples homes and keep them awake and disrupt their lives just to "have fun"
The devs should put a local time-stop. 11:30 PM and pokestops turn off but you can still catch them.

tumblr is that way----->>

>going to a similar event this weekend
I wonder if anything will happen

If there's a place in the world where this can actually happen, it's Australia, so you never know.

most Pokemon Go players are normies

They were in a public park, there is an apartment building next to it

how mad can u get kid baka

I don't think those two examples are alike at all. I'm literally loving every laugh right now

WITNESSED

If it wasnt australia I would imagine more people would be skeptical.

I do actually know, because I have an online search engine at my disposal.

Stop being a gullible retard.

Sauce? This is hilarious even if it's fake

I have a hard time believing that pokemon craze is real. I mean I know the game is popular and I had fun with it back during gen 1 but come one.

Mad Max, Park Warrior.

>whirlwind madmax

A+

Fucking Based. I love pokemon Go but this causing such an inconvenience to people living there just so you can chase your pokemon obsession is nigger-tier.

Based Mad Max. He's the post-apocalyptic hero we deserve.

Fucking hell how many Autistic people are there?

>mfw I did that from a 10th floor once and it was by far the most fun Ive had in my entire life
>mfw it was all downhill from there

Did you actually think that I believed the story? It was a joke user, seriously.

You know when people laugh at stupid stuff? They call it having fun or something, you should try it.

>>One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated.
>>The Mad Max aficionado's attacks sent panics through the crowd and a stampede ensued until police arrived to end the confrontation. In the end 36 Pokemon Go players were treated for lacerations and an additional 7 for injuries during the stampede.
That so unbelievable that I had to go to kotaku to make sure it not true.


You lying sack of shit, you made me go to kotaku

>>One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated.

Holy fuck someone needs to make this into a musou game

WITNESS ME

>snipers from the balconies fire opening salvo of eggs and water balloons at the crowd distracting them for Mad Max to slip in
>Mad Max charges in
>the crowd panics fearing a razorbroom to the face
>one NEET works up his courage thinking if he defeats Mad Max all the women in the crowd will sleep with him
>he slowly builds speed into his massive girth and charges Mad Max from behind
>Mad Max turns around to see 400 pounds of cheeto dust and semen stains coming for him
>a balcony sniper hits the NEET in the face with a water balloon confusing him with the long lost memories of a shower and he stumbles into the ground
>Mad Max and the sniper nod silently to each other before Mad Max charges into the crowd once again

WITNESSEd

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>fun
>cuckchan

fun is just a buzzword you literal cuck

That Pokemon Go Could Be a Death Sentence If You Are Black blog article is such bullshit
Kept seeing it shared by people from the fucking UK on Facebook

>One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated.
It's treason then.

I wish this was real.

MADMAX uprising when

>Pokemon Go could be a Death Sentence if you are an Australian

>One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated.
I'm fucking dying

>I didn't actually believe it!
Of course.
I'm sure we'll have plenty of retards claiming that once they realize that it's fake.

The 'you never know' part gave it away.

SMEGMA CRAZIES TO THE GATE

GAYBOY BERSERKERS HOLD THE LINE

I quoted and I believe most people quoted that part because it's precisely the point where the story goes gold and obviously fake. What part of " "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated" did you actually believe ?

Can't blame them. Nobody wants fucking betas and pasty sluts disturbing them by making noise while they sleep.

People who play Pokémon go are annoying because almost of them are adults who have no idea about social etiquette or politeness.

>described it as "whirlwind" attacks
>whirlwind does no damage
There's a move called Rapid Spin that would've made me a lot happier to read this

not him but the fact the article isnt linked is the obvious sign of a shitposting child, like 90% of the threads on Sup Forums

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That's what makes it so worrying when at least half the posters will believe it without a second thought.

>>One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated.
>>The Mad Max aficionado's attacks sent panics through the crowd and a stampede ensued until police arrived to end the confrontation. In the end 36 Pokemon Go players were treated for lacerations and an additional 7 for injuries during the stampede.
In my heart this shit happened

actual footage of the Australian Whirlwind in action

youtube.com/watch?v=ve1889zS030

I seriously bought Star Wars Battlefront just for that

>...threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks

is it just me or was the guy not bluffing

No shit, it's not unlike Bongs know what real black people are like.
But they sure love to copy American Liberals with their love of the pavement mankey.

>One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated.

yeah okay but only if the games you play are subject to the same conditions

i mean we don't need people staying up all night playing WoW or Kerbal or Overwatch or whatever

I watched an accident happen on the H1 this morning while heading into Honolulu. The faggot had the "Stops for Pokemon" sticker on his car, came to a sudden stop on the off ramp near Nimitz, and got smashed in the back by an F150.

That would only make sense if pokemon go players were violent

We need more Mad Max nutjobs in the world.

Put in the president of Israel finding a Meowth (pay day) in his office.

>not memorizing the braking distance of cars and trucks

A typical F-150 has a ~140 foot 60-0 braking distance in dry conditions with some models getting up 250 feet.

damn dude you're fucking amazing

Pokemon Go is being played by everyone though, not just a secluded crowd.

>>One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated.
I almost believed this because >Sydney

Did he died?

Wait until that fucker evolves into a Persian.

Based Strayans. They already lost to:
- Abos
- Emus
- Carp
- Chinese (buying up their lands)

They'll be damned if they also lost to Pokemon GO autists.

Damned Chinese purchased a home that I was personally looking forward to owning. I definitely don't want mobile phone shitters all over my streets.

why hasnt this been posted yet

based Mel Gibson

BEYOND
THE
POKEDOME