So Sup Forums?
Which team is the true master race?
So Sup Forums?
Which team is the true master race?
Instinct
The "when the fuck will this game get released in my country" team
Instinct if you're a dirty hipster. Mystic if you're a reddit memer. Valor if you're a casual normie. It's as simple as that.
Team Mystic bihhh
what difference does that choice even makes?
or do autists argue about anything?
Went Valor because my friends who are blood gang all went Valor.
It doesn't fucking matter.
The battle system is so fucking broken some shitkid with a 200cp shitmon can take over your level 7 gym stocked with 2000cp pokemon if they keep using revives and potions.
The only benefit to controlling gyms is a 10 pokecoin payout per gym per day.
So in effect, controlling 10 gyms pays out 1 FUCKING DOLLAR in pay2win points.
This is fucking stupid.
Eh, Whatever. It doesn't matter anyway. You shouldn't be playing a social app to show off or accomplish something. It's literally a time waster.
Can't wait until Pokemon Go gang wars
Instinct were the underdogs at first but now literally EVERY gym I come across is commandeered by team instinct. Valor/Mysticfags BTFO.
A lot of people don't realize this, but a lot of the parts of those gangs aren't all drug-pushing gun-toting gangsters that will slap your shit on sight and run off with your shoes.
I mean, they'll kick your ass if you give them reason to, but it's not so much a criminal thing as much as it is a place for people to feel like they have a family to call their own.
Rap culture and media really paints a hugely misinterpreted picture over it all.
I only went instinct because I figured evolution was going to be ensured since there wasn't any way I WASN'T gonna be flooded with pidgey and 'rat looking sunnavabitches'.
I was right.
Whey do they carry guns then?
Gang detected.
>Told a friend to join blue
>He joined red
>He deeply regrets it every moment of his life
you really sound like a brazilian who is trying to convince yourself you dont live in a shit hole
gangs are garbage. literally niggers counting pennies and trying to make thier "mark" by standing at the corner store selling $5 of rock
I like Zapdos, feel indifferent to Articuno, and Moltres sucks.
Yellow guy seems like a nice guy, where as the other two look like a fedora wearer, and an edgelord.
I've always personally liked Yellow a lot, and in the future, I'd also have based Raikou on my side.
The choice was a no brainer.
articles.latimes.com
Nintendo will end gang violence faster than any police force could dream of.
and painting their dumbass gang name on public property
and they don't value life at all, so they'll shoot anyone they see scribbling over their graffiti.
If you didn't go instinct you are a redditor and need to fuck off back to your shithole
this is a reddit poll btw
Team Lugia
I'm glad to see that the teams are split pretty much equally.
Team Sup Forumsalor
Mystic are the official leddit team, and Instinct is for contrarians
Valor
why'd they add a yellow team anyway? red vs blue is the classic rivalry that never dies
>instinct
>dirty hipster
That's fuckin' true
Candela porn when?
3 factions is cooler than 2, especially when it comes to warring over gyms
Team Valor > Team Reddit (Mystic)
IT'S NOT FUNNY ANY MORE
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
Valor is the facebook team though.
Fuck off back to facebook you fucking normie.
Normies = Valor
reddit and neo/v/ = Mystic
old Sup Forums = Instinct
>Game not even officially released in the UK yet
>Gyms are already fucking packed with 1400+ CP pokemon
I feel sorry for all the normies who will get it when it's fully released, they literally have no chance against this level of autism
Team mystic > Team hipster (instinct) > Team facebook normie (valor)
Zapdos, and more interesting gym territory battles
This is truth.
>master race
Fucking racist whitey cracka
Instinct > Mystic > Level 4 > Shit > Valor
Disgusting, all of it
has pokemon go gone too far?
>tfw south america
i'll just kill myself
Mystic is winning the gym wars due to their sheer numbers; however that's because it's literally filled with Reddit users, fedora flippers, tumblr girls, (ALL) YouTube celebs (such as pewdiepie and their followers), and SJWs
Team Valor and Instinct are the right choice, as they need help. Valor and Instinct both have dude Bros and chill minorities and chads. The only difference between them is one has more members than the other (Valor has more than Instinct because people don't like yellow as much)
That's really it.
>Valor starts with V so it's gotta Sup Forums's team!
>not realizing all the normies and facebook are team Valor
Your right about mystic, but the same frogposters and neo-Sup Forums are all in the same group.
Instinct is real Sup Forums
I wonder what else she'd do for $20 because she looks like a junkie
Fixed
TEAM MYSTIC
Valor has the most people you retard, it's the normie team.
pretty sure the normies don't care what team they join and just choose their favourite colour.
She'd probably just as easily suck your dick for 20 dollars
reddit pls go
This is most accurate if you're also an Sup Forumsnon
You'd be wrong, I know lots of normies obsessed with valor.
Plus when it came out they went "OH MY GOD RED LIKE MY CHARMANDER XD" and jumped to it
Not him but you are wrong. There's normies in all but mystic was confirmed to have the most
Does anyone happen to have the png for team instinct?
/vp/ was laughing at this whore because no one has ever had the trip golbat chan on the board.
>One team is colored yellow/gold and black
Easy choice
Funny how a lot said that about squirtle
That's false.
Valor has the most players, and is the most popular on facebook.
It's the normie team, sorry bro, you picked the team with normalfags in it.
>KAMIYA
>NOT FUCKING RED
R
O
F
L
Okay, I need someone to tell me
What exact distance does each footprint equate to?
ATTENTION
Reminder if you're not on Team Instinct you don't deserve to be on Sup Forums
Go back to readdit, Mystic
Stay on facedbook, Valor
The only way to win is not to play.
Normies don't give a fuck user, they don't care about anything other than normie stuff. The people you see "obsessing" over their team aren't normies, they're just slightly less autistic than you.
Everyone knows charmander is the more popular pokemon among normies
buzzfeed.com
If you pick instinct you're too young for Sup Forums, if you pick mystic you're too reddit for Sup Forums, if you pick valor you're just right. ;)
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Yea, but normies see red and default to it because charmander.
Instinct is the neogaf team.
Kamina should be Valor you Baka fucking gaijin
Nah, normies need to get the fuck off of Sup Forums, so valor should leave.
>valor and mystic
Shit spewing assholes that respect neither themselves, their surroundings and least of all pokemon. Playing it because it's the "in" thing to do.
>Instinct
Loyal, shrewd and clever. Already exercised daily and this is just a minor thing to do whilst walking/jogging/biking. Loves pokemon although not obsessively and wants everyone to have fun.
Kamiya is the minority that eventually gets killed but is remembered for being a fucking bro. A lot like instinct
Zapdos is literally the most edgy one. He even looks angry at all times.
The one that is based around whatever your favorite legendary bird is
Prove me wrong
Can someone explain why Team Yellow is so underrepresented? What makes it less chosen than the other two?
And why is Red notably more common than Blue? Is it just the normie "Red/Fire is the best" reasoning?
But if I become the best Red trainer, even though Moltres is worst bird, Candela promised to give sexual favors.
every single one of you fad loving sheep needs to be gassed
Somebody said it was team reddit so everyone avoids it.
I picked team mystic because muh ice bird
I'm going to need some audio on that thing sir.
Red is that normal color that always reps brave and strong, so normally the normies all pick it.
Blue is that intelligent, enlightened bullshit so of course the fedora tippers and reddit join it.
Yellow best represents Sup Forums the vocal minority.
Valor=normies
Mystic=Reddit and tumblr
Instinct=hipsters
I mean, normies are the lesser evil there, so the choice is obvious
the digimon one really should have a split where evolves one of two ways
Why is fucking nobody instinct
I chose it because I liked Zapdos, but I haven't seen a single yellow gym.
POKEMON GO PLAYERS = NORMIE NEO V FAGGOTS
I didnt really fucking care which one so I chose valor because it seemed like the warrior class of the pokemon world
What do you think they were saying during that audio cut at 3 seconds?
tumblr aren't hipsters?
>tfw south america
>tfw I've been playing since the day the apk leaked
what's your problem m8?
>Digimon
>dog into dog into dog into dog into dog into dog
>not blob into plant into dog into beastman into dragon into dog knight
You're doing it wrong if you follow a linear path
>all these fags aligning teams with different websites
I picked blue because I started with Pokemon Blue as a kid you niggers. Did no one else choose this way?
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>renaming a tumblr gif as valor
Well I guess we can confirm that valor comes from tumblr then.
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I went Valor because I prefer the color red, and also the gym leader looks like she might be some manner of short-haired fiery redhead cute girl.
That's about it.
Team change when?
Pretty much the reason why I'm choosing Instinct, unless that thing where different teams get different bonus is true.
Both the reasons I picked Mystic.