Post most boring RPG classes, i will start

Post most boring RPG classes, i will start

Knight

I think we're done here.

I'd shove my arrow in her quiver, if you know what I mean...

Nonconsensual sex

Paladins like knights but ever worse

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Archers are really fun in a lot of games, but my god are they dull in Final Fantasy Tactics, especially the first one.

>hey so I have this idea for an archer class
>awesome, what are its special abilities?
>charge 1, charge 2, charge 3, charge, 4, charge 5, charge 6, charge 7-
>anything else?
>let me finish... charge 8, charge 9, charge 10, charge 11, charge 12, charge 13, charge 14...

Sentinel. Why anyone plays this class is beyond me. Yes, we all know that Infiltrator and Vanguard are best classes, but the others at least have a few fun quirks, Sentinels have nothing.

Only lmfao so randumbs xd and edgelords play rogues.

Rogue players are either the edgiest sacks of shit or the coolest bros you'll ever meet.

being boring is not the fault of a class archetype, but of a game poorly portraying it

I feel like this isn't true in all games, I swear there's an archetype somewhere that has never been done properly.

One thing I always wondered about archer is using concentrate ability combined with knight's break skills. Is it possible? Wish I still had my FFT copy to try it out.

No class will ever be more cuck than mages. Literally nothing but a power fantasy for bullied nerds to gain god-level powers without having to put any work in beyond reading some books.

>not posting the image

Try again faggot

What RPG paladins should be:
> + Charge into battle at the front of your party, an impenetrable fortress of faith and steel
> + In between bashing skulls with your mace, save your allies with a healing or protective spell
> + Evil creatures and undead flee at the sight of you
> - You are slow as fuck. Enemies easily escape your wrath if you try to pursue
> - You are only effective in melee range
> - Without your allies standing with you, you really aren't that tough

What RPG paladins actually are:
> + You have a lot of HP and defense
> + You can heal yourself
> + You provide some buffs to the party
> - You do no damage at all
> - Enemies can just ignore you (unless taunted)
> - You're just a pussy version of a warrior

Normies.

have you tried not playing trash games?

Name some user, I'm waiting.

Not him but recommend some games with cool paladins if you're so tough

DnD

Thieves/Rogues

>cloak behind enemy
>backstab it to death
wooooow

And which edition are you talking about, since most are very uncool.

Paladins are failed potential, the class. It least you have a gimmicked warrior, so you're better off than pure ranged classes though.

They wreck shit in 5e, and have great support options.

>not taking three ability slots
>being forced to keep the ITEM command you will never use

>MC is locked into some shitty warrior class and has no interesting or unique abilities
This is the point i always drop the game. Always.

Better than being a slowass damage sponge tank or a "le quirky XD" Mage.

>female
>paladin

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Ill take fantasy for 100

I have no idea why but I really enjiydd playing sentinel, with the tech armor and a few biotic powers I felt indestructible no matter how many times I got swarmed. Plus all of the more tanky characters are sort of Meh except for Grunt/wrex, but Grunt/Wrex old after multiple play throughs.

I used to think healing was the most boring thing ever until I discovered the healslut phenomenon

>implying Gandalf was actually a wizard
>implying he wasn't a warrior that knew some magic

Bows feel like shit to use in most games. Strangely they're only fun to use in FPSs.

You can't even get away with it in a fantasy universe since women are inherently sinful, thus they cannot be a warrior for God as a paladin.

Playing as an Draenei Archer is WoW was an extremely comfy experience.

2e/4e/5e have crazy awesome Paladins. 4e divides paladins into 3 different roles: [Giant Wall of Useless Fuck/I Can Heal Maybe/Murdermachine JusticeDredd] 5e does similar things

3/3.5 end up having a Paladin who can't do shit without falling. Pathfinder has some cool paladins but being based on 3.5, you fall if you do anything remotely "evil"

>implying he isn't a demigod told to hold back because the actual gods want humans to solve the orcish question them selves
>implying LotR even has actual wizards

So are men so I don't see your point

Roll to determine your class

What's a fun RPG with a good class system?

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Merchants and their type.
>buys things
>sells things
>skills cost money
>basically just worse swordsmen
Half the time you can't make that much money on your own and rely on a good class that can actually kill things efficiently to provide you with junk to sell. And at worse you're a garbage class who's only use is to let your party access the storage.

FFT knights are awesome.

> forgot to mention
Fail.

Just keep me away from that bottom right area

>Charge into battle at the front
>impenetrable fortress of faith and steel

>You are slow as fuck
>you really aren't that tough

damn straight

>Men are inherently evil

Wrong. Eve was the reason Adam ate the forbidden fruit that caused them to be casted out of paradise. Eve was the one that believed Satan. Adam wasn't having any of his bullshit but Eve came to him and manipulated him into eating the apple.

I'll tell you what's never a boring RPG class
Gunfighter.

Yeah the problem is most games pussy out on letting you buy/craft the best items because it's not as cool as getting it from some huge boss battle so nobody actually needs the services a merchant provides.

I gotta say the thief for me.

Only real thing the thief has is sanic speed and the ability to steal.

At least in most RPGs.

henry rollins

>Eve is manipulated into eating the fruit by Satan
>"SEE WOMEN ARE INHERENTLY SINFUL!"
>Adam is manipulated into eating the fruit by Eve
>"IT'S NOT HIS FAULT! WOMEN MANIPULATED HIM! WOMEN ARE EVIL MEN ARE WITHOUT SIN!"

Retard!

4e paladins were amazing defenders, shoosh.

Just not as strong as fighters.

Give me the Bard

Paladin players want to be super warrior deluxe with self healing and undead smiting and bitch and moan when Paladin is actually balanced, it's nothing new really.

See also: Monk players.

That's why woman cant teach anything religious/spiritual. We are in our fallen nature, that's prone to self destruction, if we fail to fulfill our purpose.

God-tier:
Rogues, Bards, Illusionists, Monks, Rangers, Enchanters

Decent tier:
Paladins, Clerics, Mages, Merchants, Blacksmiths

Useless tier:
Summoners, Necromancers, Druids


"I'm a boring faggot" tier:
Warriors, Knights, Barbarians, guys who RP as Guts

hmm

Ok

Please no Paladin

fuck I hate monks/unarmed characters
never understood the appeal of punching shit to death in a game (usually mmos and arpgs) where there is no weight

>super merlin drawing up storms, smiting bitches with the wrath of heaven and hell alike, laying waste to landscapes while turning his own turds into gold bricks for money

What we want RPG spellcasters to be

>pansy little shits who sometimes throw a nice fireball, but usually have a zippo and a can of hair spray, and fire lightning bolts that look like thor got his testacles cut off recently

The boring, shitting losers RPG spellcasters actually are.

>letting yourself be fooled by a strange snek
>trusting a loved one

aka 'fuck anyone who wants to play a semi-realistic melee character

worst taste

Monks? no. Heavy Weight Pugilist making demons swallow their own teeth? yes.

Rolling rolling

Tell that to speed save, and concentrate

RO had the best class system OF ALL TIME
name me another game with evolving class tiers and the option to go full supernovice Sup Forums

>using christian mythology aka derivative watered-down versions of early mesopatamian and sumerian stories to prove a point
kek

We would not get along.

What magefags want spellcasters to be:
>"I TURN INVISIBLE AND FLY UP INTO THE SKY AND TURN EVERYTHING INTO FIRE AND KILL EVERYTHING INSTANTLY AND WIN FOREVER!"

What magefags get:
>"WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID I DIE, IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR I SHOULD BE ABLE TO KILL ANYTHING WITH MAGIC IT'S NOT REALISTIC FOR A MAGE TO LOSE"

kek

show me any video game where this is as good as it sounds. It never is. Would rather there wasn't even an option for a class like this.

Anybody that plays a generic melee faggot. Warrior, barbarian, paladin, whatever. Most braindead classes and boring as fuck. Literally anyone can do your job, even a fucking 10 year old.

Roll.

>Necromancers
>Useless tier
Fuck you

The best thing about archer is the skills they give for multi-classing. The aren't even good in their own job. You are just proving the point.

DEXfag detected.

ayy

k

LET IT RIP

says the edgy generic rouge or "magic is so cool" faggot

>Satan tried to manipulate Adam
>it didn't work because Adam was made in God's image and understood the one rule of the Garden of Eden

>Satan tries to manipulate Eve
>it works because Eve was not made in the image of God and was easily swayed to breaking the ONE (1) rule of Paradise

>Eve then goes to manipulate Adam
>Adam knew not of the wiles of women and how dangerous their evil is

He ate the apple because of HER, not Satan. She had a choice to not eat the forbidden fruit, but she did it anyways and roped Adam into it as well. Adam was just too naive and the punishment for that naivety is banishment from Paradise into the shit world we live in now.

It's really a shame. Especially since Ragnarok needed you to totally ruin your prospects of doing anything but forge if you wanted to make good weapon. At least alchemists were special even after crazy event healing items.
Wouldn't even be that bad if you didn't make the best stuff, but you could craft unique stuff. Like in a dungeon crawler the ability to craft a long version of the normal mace so your healer could do something from the back row. Or just making unique looking armor/weapons for fashion sake.

>God tells Adam not to eat the forbidden fruit
>Adam does it anyway
Eve was tricked.
Adam knew better, and he flat-out rebelled against God.

at the speed of sound

What's a herald?

>this guy who never plays spellcasters in RPGs, thinking he knows what the complaint is about

It's so cute watching warriorfags try to turn things around. Just as blunt and prone to miss as their sword swings.

I don't recall God or Adam telling Eve about the apple, also I didn't know naivete was a sin.

Lez do it

>Satan tried to manipulate Adam

This didn't happen. Additionally, he KNEW that eating the fruit would ruin everything, but chose to fall with Eve rather than be without her. He wasn't tricked. Quit trying to argue about shit you don't know anything of.

Final Fantasy Tactics.

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Okay, here we go.

>Summoners, Necromancers
It is like you don't want your own personal army.

>this guy who's never played alongside an insufferable caster in an RPG

If you've never suffered like that, you're really fucking lucky, dude.

Give me a melee mage those are the most fun.

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