Touhou bread

>Normal mode is too easy
>Lunatic is too hard
>Hard mode is a meme
How am I supposed to git gud?

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Already off to a rousing start, I see.
Ignoring the dumb op, what's a better strat for UFO Lunatic? All reds, or reds and greens?

>bread

Obviously all reds, all greens are just for bombs, and you can easily lose them if don't know to deathbomb properly
>Hard mode is a meme
How?

Nobody takes hard mode 1CCs seriously.

Reds and greens. I generally prefer reds, but sometimes there will be static greens tokens.

Yeah, I don't know if we're supposed to take this thread seriously.

>Nobody takes hard mode 1CCs seriously.
You don't know that.

It's a meme you dips

By that logic nobody takes any Normal 1ccs seriously either.
Also, playing just to impress others makes you a faggot

>playing just to impress others makes you a faggot

Why else would anyone play a bullet hell?

fun

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Fun.
Satisfaction.
Love.

For competition
Because you love the game
To prove to yourself that you can handle a difficult goal

>For competition
With whom?

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>stop talking about video games on Sup Forums!

You could race someone else for a 1cc, or compete for score

We are closer than ever before to the release of the newest 2hu game.

What is it going to be like?
No Phantasmagoria they both sucked

>Phantasmagorias sucked because I say so!
>inb4 shitposting reply.

>tfw I haven't yet gotten to a point at which normal mode feels easy

>Have to mash the shoot button
>No patterns, just a bunch of random shit
>WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
>Input lag

I only have 7. Is it good?

>disliking the Phantasmagorias
Sorry, this circlejerk does not allow such radical opinions. I have to ask that you delete your post.

>Literally have to press z once a second
>Patterns exist via spellcard attacks and bosses.
>Good design for a game like this, warns the player of incoming attacks.
>All 2hus without Vsynch have that. Is PCB shit too?
I swear, ever since LoLK people think that their uninformed opinions on every game matter.

post your face when you got your first 1cc

Now THIS is a hot meme here

>Literally have to press z once a second
That's no different than mashing the button

>Patterns
If you want to call that basic shit patterns then I feel sorry for you.

>Freeze the game every 2 seconds
>Good design

>thread was about to die
>suddenly three posts out of nowhere
hmm

I don't know what you mean sir, my IP is the newest one, I'll let you know.

Have you considered that perhaps, I don't know. People can discuss things at their own pace?

QUICKLY, post a better 2hu fangame than RSS.

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>man Tenshi sure is cute
>I look forward to see her danmaku and ZUN style portrait
>find out she is from the fightans
Life was never the same again.

Shit that was easy

Why aren't those on morisha shrine?

Yukarin~!!!

She is in double spoiler at least

Unironically kys

>That's no different than mashing the button
Nigga you've never fucking played PoDD or SoEW if you honestly think that is true. PoFV and GFW were vast improvements in that regard.

>If you want to call that basic shit patterns then I feel sorry for you.
Any more complex and it would be undodgable in multiplayer. Gotta keep game design in mind.

>Implying giving the players a second to think isn't a vital part of strategy in the game.

I'm not saying you have to LIKE the game user, just acknowledge that the game style isn't for you, don't claim the game is objectively bad because you can't get into it for whatever reason.

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She's also in ISC

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There's literally nothing wrong with puppets

How do I into Touhou.

Tell everyone you love Yukari in every thread

you want me to unironically kiss your sister but user that's lewd

Let go of shift for unfocused movement

I want to unironically kiss Sumi!

I meant more on where to start

I LOVE YUKARI-SAMA I LOVE YUKARI-CHAN!!!!!

2hu 6 EoSD

>SAmireko will never fuck off
>Marisafag will never fuck off

EoSD or the very first one if you are a caveman
>implying there is only one Marisafag
Also, it seems we got a rare yukarifag today

Start playing on easy, then skip normal and hard mode and start playing on lunatic mode.

>get out of my circlejerk we're discussing how much phantasmagoria does not suck all sorts of shit

Download the games from MoriyaShrine or use the torrent on nyaa. Read the wiki for game mechanics. Wiki isn't bad for learning about the story either, but it's probably better to use the official print works for that.

Start with any game you want. Find one you like and stick with it at least until you can 1cc normal. I recommend Touhou 6, 7, 8, or 10 for beginners though.

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17!

Well, they say variety is the spice of life or something.

Start with EoSD (Touhou 6)

IN is a bad game for beginners.

Is Junko a BBA?

You should start by the latest game to see how the series is now.

>off by fucking one

Yeah even if she sucks at raising childreg

Hello Space Yukari

>the latest game is indicative of the previous twenty-fucking-three
Even if it wasn't LoLK, you'd still be wrong as shit.

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>IN is a bad game for beginners.
It's not too bad. But I somewhat agree, the large deathbomb timing isn't good for learning.

>He can't even come up with a good counterargument so he shitposts harder.
If I had to guess, I would say that you're trying to make a new LoLK?
Not doing a very good job at it, considering I'm the only one who actually responds to you.

Only 1 Yukari!

Not only that but he would have to deal with the time mechanic and those weird familiars up front.
EoSD is just you and the danmaku and makes a good starting point because of that.
PCB's mechanic is really nothing so it is ok

>He can't even come up with a good counterargument so he shitposts harder
Not doing a very good job at it, considering I'm the only one who actually responds to you.

As for Flandre, at the time I thought of the Extra stage as having no meaning other than being a bonus stage. So I thought "why not have this character who only shows up in the bonus be the sibling of someone from the main game?"

Oh yeah, that shit.

SCoOW vol 2 is fully translated now. I think.

en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Strange_Creators_of_Outer_World

Is Alice a pervert?

Abandon all hope ye who enter here
pretty sure its one of the same hag fags on /jp/

>Tokiko
Can someone explain me why I keep forgetting this character exists?

What does she even do?

DIE TENSHIT

Oh wait it's not

should have clicked those blue links before posting, whoops

>dat ass

muh dic, more

Do you have any L1ccs, user?

Stop posting Yukari. It is my worst creation and I regret every minute of it. Praise Maribel. Cheers.

She looks deformed as fuck

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Gets robbed by Reimu. Goes to the pawn shop to get her books back. Gets beat up by Marisa. The end.

Does Yukari rape her? We know Yukari can give herself a dick because Yukari can do anything.

It's a Moriya Shrine conspiracy....

me on the left

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2hags and 1shota

>I'm not drunk enough for this shit

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he had a hard life

this is your teacher tonight

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He looks pretty happy here

He found the beer.

zun eating burg

Do we really need so many Reimus?

What, do you want them to dress up as your waifu instead?