Claim your developerfu

Claim your developerfu.

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kojima is a salesman not a creator

YOKO TARO IS MINE AND MINE ALONE

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>Look Ma! I can also be unoriginal and shitpost old copypasta!

I'll have the autist then

Is this the only photo of Carmack that exists?

Claiming my main man Kenichiro Takaki.

Someone else who is nice and wealthy please take SWERY and treat him to a nice comfortable life. Please.

Hottest dev coming through.

Ill pick Todd Howard, he sure does make great games, I suggest you buy all the dlc just to see how good he is

he made me his bitch

I'll take this cool dude.

It's one of the very few photos where he's actually smiling

mine

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What a hunk

SWERYfu

shotgun

Todd! We all know it's you. Go back to your thread!

Introducing my Rockstar troll motherfucker.

May the tears keep you young many years to come.

Who?

WOW

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>black suit
>black shirt

AVELLONEEEEE

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Oh sorry, I thought you were him for a second, I admit my mistake.

I love my little autist. so long as he's writing and not "rebalancing"

I claimed this faggot.

Nobody's claimed this hunk of burning love yet?

Color me surprised

Touch my heart. Make me cry like human being.

easy

He hasn't made a good game in a decade

he wrote pillars and see what happened

bitch left the game industry to work on drones for Amazon

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The real DMC dev

Choices are:
>343
>Naughty Dog
>Amazon

considering their stock prices and how much soccer mom shekels they racked in a couple of days ago on Prime Day I don't really blame her

I like the man but his games suck. Just finished Stranger yesterday. The more I played, the worse it became.

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Sawyer directed pillars but he didn't write it. He also didn't write much of New Vegas alone, he wrote very few lines of actual dialog and mainly just made sure the tone and the direction of the story was up to standard.

I'll take orange man

Wow.

That's honestly the first time I've heard someone diss stranger's wrath.

ITS
NOT
FUCKING
FAIR

The voice acting and end game (specifically the bosses) just wasn't fun. I didn't have as much trouble as some people on the two fuckers but it's awful game design. It's like he gave up and just said "Well, lets just put two previous bosses as the second to last boss." without actually play-testing it. Also the timed running section at the end sucked.

Liked the story with the Stranger though and the twist, but fuck those annoying dickheads you're saving. If I played this two generations ago when it came out I might be speaking differently. It's an 11 year old game at this point.

YOU CAN'T STEAL HIM FROM ME

I want him to fuck my mind

>"he makes the best game of all time and respects it's predecessors
>"the customer support for such a small dev team is absolutely insane, if not the best in the video game industry
>"Game has stayed true to it's roots, always new content updates to keep players happy
>"The devs are literally players

Swery a best, Suda a shit

How's that episode 3 coming along swery?

Sorry bruh, I'll have him draw something nice for you.

OP said developer not writer

this photo of todd looks kinda like Bob Dylam pn the cover of Blonde on Blonde

>making the same autist robot smugface for 20 years straight

the price of genius

But I would not feel so all alone
everybody must get preorders!

Will he commit sudoku when the buyer's remorse threads start popping up?

This handsome devil.

>got into juvie for stealing an Apple II when he was 14
>considers rocket science easier than game developing
>chokes an interviewer
>btfos a sjw

Only retards hate this man

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>tfw no more Ogre games ever again

I don't care what people say about him, I love him just the way he is.

Check out these nerds.

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One of the few indie devs I actually respect and buy shit made by.

This madman

I don't even care that he sucks at his job, he's hot

mewgenics when
super meat boy forever when
anything when

He is playing around with Pokemon GO. Probably this Oct. or next Oct.

>cancel Lily Bergamo, a anime waifu action game that looked visually interesting
>turn that into Let it Die, a F2P souls like action game that is being published by chinks
Goichi Suda is washed out, he is alongside Oatmeal cookie

i can fix him

Why do you have a picture of suda labeled as itsuno?

>tfw you'll never cuddle with Kojima

>thirty years old
>straight all of my life
>look at Kojima's face in the Sony partnership video
>immediately turn gay
He can Zone of the Enders my Metal Gear Solid, if you know what I mean.

he prefers making smartphones games though

>you'll never watch Escape from New York seven times in a row with him

EA fucked his shit that bad.
>shadow of the damned was suppose to be pure horror game til EA says make it like no more heroes

This fella

Swery loves Suda though

I don't, but he could make my snake 100% solid.

He can canceled game you're unfinished game?

No, I was saying that he could Snatcher my Policenauts.

>not Policenuts
ya dun goofed

You cant take him away from me.

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There can be no other

>btfos an SJW
story?

The father.

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>All the good Devs are claimed
>Even Japanese Phil Fish is claimed
Fine... I'll claim ZUN

no ones claimed Swen yet?

perfect

>>All the good Devs are claimed
Oh, how wrong you are.

Great taste nigga

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somebody asked him about the gender gap in VR

youtube.com/watch?v=vzmbW4ueGdg

after Lucky Palmer goes about how few women applied to them in the first place, which is something universal in the tech field, Carmack adds
"we have a hard time hiring all the people that we want. It doesn't matter what they look like"
translate that how you will
could mean anything from
"we have a hard time hiring/selecting actually skilled people, ignoring gender"
to
"I would hire anybody on earth, except you"

Who is this semen demon

Claimed.

4 me, this guy

All your robots belong to me

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