Why is he so based?
Why is he so based?
huge white 10 inch cock
basically the perfect man
Because he's hung like a fucking horse.
He's good at hard old nes games
And as above poster said, his dick is huge. He legit has a 10 inch penis
HE HAS A BIG WEENIE MEME
HE HAS A BIGGGG PEEEENERRRRRR
BIGGGG PENIS
brown blocks
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
dicklet detected
>Not Bootsie
cause he's got that murder cock
TO PLAY THE SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS
TO LET YOU FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS
literally who.
fucking e-celeb shit.
Mike Matei he's a gamer on youtube witha 10 inch dick
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Backs up his bro and helped him become a youtube star without asking for anything in return.
>i'm a special snowflake too cool to know who you're talking about!!!! xD
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> That ugly tranny is getting Mike's humongous cock
The world isn't fair sometimes
ikr anyone here even close to mikes size?
His cock is thick too
looks like no
>Video game and movie loving manchild
>Has a giant penis
>Well into his 30s still not losing his hair
>Has a hot girlfriend
>Makes more money than anyone else here
He's truly a man we all wish we could be
Wait, you start losing hair into your 30s?
Shit....
I started losing my hair at 21
Look at his head of hair and he's like mid 30s
He has a monster cock
I started when I was 16
presidential hair
He should be president
How does he walk around with his massive pecker tho
there are special suspenders you can buy so that the load is mostly shifted to your shoulders, I assume he uses those