Why is he so based?

Why is he so based?

huge white 10 inch cock

basically the perfect man

Because he's hung like a fucking horse.

He's good at hard old nes games

And as above poster said, his dick is huge. He legit has a 10 inch penis

HE HAS A BIG WEENIE MEME

HE HAS A BIGGGG PEEEENERRRRRR

BIGGGG PENIS

brown blocks

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

dicklet detected

>Not Bootsie

cause he's got that murder cock

TO PLAY THE SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS

TO LET YOU FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS

literally who.

fucking e-celeb shit.

Mike Matei he's a gamer on youtube witha 10 inch dick

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Backs up his bro and helped him become a youtube star without asking for anything in return.

>i'm a special snowflake too cool to know who you're talking about!!!! xD

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> That ugly tranny is getting Mike's humongous cock
The world isn't fair sometimes

ikr anyone here even close to mikes size?

His cock is thick too

looks like no

>Video game and movie loving manchild
>Has a giant penis
>Well into his 30s still not losing his hair
>Has a hot girlfriend
>Makes more money than anyone else here

He's truly a man we all wish we could be

Wait, you start losing hair into your 30s?

Shit....

I started losing my hair at 21

Look at his head of hair and he's like mid 30s

He has a monster cock

I started when I was 16

presidential hair

He should be president

How does he walk around with his massive pecker tho

there are special suspenders you can buy so that the load is mostly shifted to your shoulders, I assume he uses those