Walking down road

>Walking down road
>See two girls laughing at their phones, wonder what's funny
>Overlook their shoulder,there's a purple blob in the street on their screen, it's Pokemon Go
>Keep walking
>See another person looking at their phone, get curious
>As I walk past I manage to swipe a look at his phone screen, he's on the Pokemon Go map screen
>See more people on iphones, wonder if they're also on Pokemon Go
>People everywhere looking at phones
>It could be anything
>The whole street was playing Pokemon Go

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>think that guy is carrying some sort of exotic fruit
>look it up
>it's a disease
>his body will look like that forever

fuck this planet

>Normie GO

kys

Pokemon Go is really getting out of hand. That pokemon almost looks real.

They can remove it but apparently it grows back crazy fast

Yeah, I think their immunitary system doesn't make defences against a certain kind of fungi.

>He has become a celebrity, with people travelling to Khulna over the years to see him and hundreds visiting him in hospital.
Comfy.

I have the shivers now.

Honestly I'd rather amputate my hands than live with that, I'd feel nauseous all day.

Is that Sudowoodo?

Seems like a prime opportunity to become a cyborg to me

when will cyberpunk be a reality, Sup Forums?

What acorny situation. Hope he gets treeted well.

>Honestly I'd rather amputate my hands
It grows on the feet too.

And in patches on the whole body, look at his forearms.

Any of you ever been in the presence of someone with nasty fingernails? They smell like rot/sewage. It's pretty offensive. I'd definitely do something about it if I were to be in the presence of others.

Went out today with my dad.

While he was doing a store visit (He's a BDM, so drives around a lot, whatever.) I decided to walk around the local area. Saw two pokestops right next to eachother with two lures. Decided to sit there and camp them for a bit since I had an hour to kill.

Three people where there when I got there. By the time I left, there was around 20, and we all got chatting.

It's actually a really nice app, if only for the socal aspects of it. Added a couple of the people there and met a couple of cute girls and chatted about pokemans and whatnot. Im enjoying this a lot. Im usually pretty nervous meeting new people, but it was nice to just have a chat and play a game for a bit together. It wont last forever, but for now it's nice.

Time to sudoku

Jesus christ, mushrooms/fungus are terrifying. Is there no cure for the poor guy?

I wonder how he rubs his wood...

How do you smell other peoples fingernails? Do you hold their hands to your nose or are you talking out of your own fingernails experience?

It's actually a rare skin condition.
Those are moles.
Moles that are basicly bark.

You don't seem to understand how nasty that shit is. Its a cloud with reach similar to body odor.

He's dead. Killed by the disease.

Wait, so couldn't he shave them really close and have skin as tough as armor?

Dude died a few months back FYI.

Pretty much his entire family had become estranged from him before he died, too, including wife and kid. That's normies for you, though.

Well Im lucky Ive never experienced it then.

See a doctor you idiot.

How did he put that jacket on

Did you not notice the zips on the sleeves?

>pass the controller bro

Can we just make people like this fight eachother on TV or something?

Proceeds go towards winner's cure

I mean imagine two clubfists like this boxing, it'd be a bloodsport in like 30 seconds

Who the fuck's saying he's dead?

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>treeman vs the chewbaccas
I'd pay to see that

there have been multiple people with this disease, one of them died

>he doesn't want to become a merc with maces for hands wandering the world searching for adventure and a nice pair of gloves
c'mon user. When life gives you lemons you beat the fuck out of them with your tree hands and make lemon aide

>there are genetic conditions that allows you to grow treebark on your body
Holy fuck this is amazing this means we can genetically engineer sexy plant girls for breeding.

Did you see the pictures of his feet?

This nigga is a living weapon and instead he chooses to forgo his gift

Why are sandniggers so unclean in every conceivable way

>wanting to fuck anyone with this condition
imagine waking up the next morning with literal morning wood

Just remember Sup Forums; you might be a virgin neckbeard on a board dedicated to interactive media which is part of a korean kartoon picture wall, but at least you don't have tree-itis.

If he was born during the early eras, people would either worship him or kill him. He'll be a mythical creature stated in books.

He's literally turning into treebeard and he's not doing anything with it. Such wasted potential

>be lumberjack
>chopping some trees to get money
>one starts moving towards you
>"Dennis, its one of those again! get the gun!"

>there can be a greater divergence in the DNA of two bacteria than there is between humans and trees

It all makes sense now

Who said anything about wood, I meant mutating the human genome to produce women with bodies composed out of plant protein not tree bark.

Also that dude is the closest to a real life Groot.

It makes you think about just how far humanity has come.

I feel so sad about people like him. We have one life, just one, and it's already limited by a lot of things and this absolute garbage body was what was granted to him as a vessel to experience this unique thing called life. And now he's dead, it's over.

why is it always india

he would be examined by a shit ton of doctors or he'd be a freakshow attraction. Would you rather be in a jar full of embalming fluid or ride from town to town in a box car being shown to strangers for the rest of your life

he's dead

>Literal super hero gets born
>Flight, eye beams, the works
>It's just a medical condition lel

Fuck this gay earth

>we have one life
That's what you think.

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There's a lot of people there

>freaky medical condition
>curry nigger
Every time.

I would become a vigilante and club assholes to death with my monster hands until the police stopped me

Poor healthcare combined with the fact that more breedings = more mutations.

>hitler thought this would be a good idea

Fuck I wouldn't be surprised if this was some sort of irony and this dude was actually hitler in is past life.

He's reincarnating into a tree without dying

His ancestor probably kicked a cow or something

You are fucking retarded. You took what he said completely out of context. What he is saying is that all these people who aren't being taken care of medically are also breeding a lot, meaning more mutations.

It'd be a completely different situation in a society with good healthcare. That wasn't fucking India. Are you some kind of nigger?

enormous amount of incest and exposure to exotic diseases

its one thing that is not talked about very much, but most girls in rural areas are knocked up the first time at 13-14 by their brothers or father or even grandfather, their mothers raises the child as her own

Do you think we could convince the chinese that shavings of this guys bark (or whatever) cures erectile dysfunction?

>wife and kid
So I'm assuming he got this disease late in his life, and wasn't born with it. Right?

>Thought about this
>Realize that the growths are full of puss, blood and fungal-infested flesh
>Punching with them would cause them to explode in an agonizing shower of ichor

Wonder what his dick looks like

Fun fact: this shit also grows on the penis.

He could choose the best porn names

>Taking my post so seriously
I think you're the nigger here.
>inb4 "the I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED comic"

>can't use hands to kill yourself
>live in a society where suicide and euthanasia are considered highly immoral

welcome to suffering

>It makes you think about just how far humanity has come.
We really haven't. The western world has advanced leaps and bounds, but everywhere that isn't Europe or a British colony (and even still some of the colonies) is still a shitheap.

Its like those people who have that disorder where the system that regulates your bones regrowing gets all retarded and interprets the slightest bruise as a major bone injury and starts growing bone under your skin

Actually that's a different guy. The guy pictured is Abul Bajandar, he was only recently documented, earlier this year.

Dede Koswara is the man you're thinking of, he was the first really famous case of this to show up on the internet. Dude died in his 40s because of his condition.

>I was just baiting bro it was just a troll

They aren't. Those growths are pure Keratin, which is what your nails and your hair are made out of. There is no sensation whatsoever, and they are also exceptionally dense.

There have been a handful of warrior figures throughout history with "impervious" skin and terrifying features, who are thought to have this condition by modern scholars.

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Sup Forums want story time?

>say something as a joke
>YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT
>say it was a joke
>BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A JOKE YOU'RE RETARDED NOT ME REEEEEEE
Everytime.

Genetic impurity, poor sanitation and medicine, toxic waste.

no thanks man, I'm already feeling enough today

Is India the worst country in the world?
Or does that go to China?

K I wont post it

Koswara's death was unrelated to his condition.

Also, it's important to not Dede Koswara, the man who died, actually refused a lot of treatments and didn't want to be experimented on. Abul is more receptive and they're hoping to figure out a cure using him.

There's also the case of Ion Toder, who also had the condition. After his initial surgery to remove his growths, he only had small reoccurances and never again got to the point of some of these other guys. So it's not necessarily a death sentence. He just gets bad warts from time to time.

Probably UK

Nigga this one aint even sad, come on i know you have better material

I forgot the name but theres this type of disease that starts with letter C where the victim will grow insane jaw. Their body wont stop producing bone mass in the jaw part leaving the victim with very, very, very huge chin/jaw (like the size of watermelons; some are even worse) and really fucked up teeth. Its the same bone regrowing thing, but their system is fucked up.

Maybe? Just give source for the image.

whats his xmen codename

This is the only story of a girl with hyper keratosis I know of.

You would think the rats would attack the son of a bitch

Anthony Birch.

Makes you grateful for the simple things, like peing a normal person growing bone over your skin

Fun fact, you invariable die younger than 30 from that disorder from either suffocation or starvation. Either your mouth is frozen solid because any form of muscle stretching, including muscle growth, will instead result in bone growth, or your lungs lock in place, because you rely on muscles to breathe and those muscles turn to bone.

That's if you don't die from your heart solidifying first.

Christ, if it weren't for that abomination of a disease he'd be a good looking fellow, too.

Goddamnit

So why didn't he just become a legendary warrior?

Are you saying his attacks Poison and have recoil?

at least he doesn't have legit dandruff.

I have to live with this shit and it's fucking annoying and hard to maintain if you want wonderful hair.

What about east and south east asia (at least a large chunk)?

Cherubism, I think. That ones not nescessarily fatal, it just makes you look weird. Robert Z'Dar had it, and he was a pretty prolific actor (and apparently a Chippendale dancer, once upon a time)

>if you want wonderful hair.
At least you've got the option.

t. balding

Someone post the human skull where the eye sockets are basically caves of spikes from irregular bone growth.