How come Sup Forums is so triggered that this game is actually fun?

How come Sup Forums is so triggered that this game is actually fun?

Are you guys seriously that fucking autistic that you have to hate something just because you fat fuckers are too lazy to leave your basement?

I had no idea it would be this fun.

Team Blue scum

mobile shit not welcome

Clearly not true anymore

I don't wear a fedora.

I'm triggered because you won't fuck off to /vp/ where you belong.

Also, mobile trash should not be considered video games, especially with how much of a non game this is.

Because ingress has been a thing for a long time and no one have a shit until normies had the pokemon name in lights flashing for them.

Who /team valor/ here??

I like the red team because tomboys are cute

I don't care whether or not it's fun, I just want people to shut up about it.

Have you fucking played ingress? It looked like shit.

This mentality is beyond retarded. Can someone please explain to me why people get angry when other people enjoy things?

Seems a little autistic of you desu

Literally the only reason I need.

>implying I have to leave my "basement" to play this game
Only started yesterday and I have a poke over 1000 and am lvl 14, bite me.

The only thing I hate about this game is the egg hatching. I need to walk 10km with the app open, and running on my phone for this egg to hatch. Why the fuck can't I have the game running in the background with my phone in my pocket? I literally need to be staring at the screen the entire time

>Can someone please explain to me why people get angry when other people enjoy things?
>Seems a little autistic

Do you even know where you are?

We needed another thread. And we still need more!

Don't stop until it fills the whole board!

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>rewinded

This isn't a word, it's rewound.

Thanks a lot for the heads up my observant friend but I didn't make the pic m8

I just want to see the actual team valor cutie. That's why I picked valor

Daily reminder that Team Valor's leader is a qt3.14 girl and Team Mystic's leader is an edgelord.

>Edgelord
Why do these kinds of characters still exist again?

Why does she have clown lips?

Please dude- it's barely a game. I've spent so many hours working into my competitive team on the actual games that I have no interest whatsoever in this shit that is so casual it blows my mind

Turn on battery saving mode in the game menu and turn the phone upside down, it blacks out the screen but keeps the app open so you can keep walking.

Mystic sucks because they desecrated a war memorial or some shit in a park.

Who?

the girl in the left of the pic
She has clown lips

Team Instinct take a bath of dead mystic best day of my life

Post YFW you take a blue gym and see the sea of red gyms around

I'm not seeing it. You might have autisim.

Which way is this spiral spinning?

The same reason why the one on the right has a mouth guard

I don't really give a fuck what people waste their time on, but the game itself is not "fun" it's boring. It's just fucking fuel for normies to take so random xD selfies with pokemon graphics. There's no depth and the game itself has no staying power except among the turbo autists. Hence it's unprecedented popularity betrays the fact that the teaming normie masses are retarded better than no game before it.

In a couple weeks no one will be talking about it.

What?

I can see it.

redundancy
also just because I'm a general contrarian

Post real trainercards for real games

Newfags, i'm surrounded by newfags
thank you user

Will we ever get to see these people outside their silloutes?

> Is implying i wasnt using sarcasm

i know why Sup Forums don't like this game
>it makes the most fun with friends :^)

blue team is weeb team

final fantasy coat

Up

Thanks, I will try it today. Hope yo are not trolling.

>if I spam this shit everyday it will become true
WE NEED DUBS BACK

Mystic are manlets

oh my fuck

You literally walk around catching digital entities, and if this game didnt exist, many would look at you as if you were insane for walking into the places you do today, for the pidgey you have been chasing for the last 4 hours.

don't do it, it creates nerve gas

come on, man

where's the rule34 for Mytic and Valor-tan?

I don't mind silhouette porn

Filthy racist here.

Gas the kikes race war now

>spot the friendless virgin

WE WUZ KINGS N SHIT

>pic clearly made by mystic
>people that either joined the team because e celebs told them to or because they think choosing the "smart" team means they're smart
>fuck up basic english

Seems about right.

both depend if you look at the upper end or else

> Spot the closetfag basement dweller.

I think it's the mass appeal it has while being really basic and uninteresting. I play it, I enjoy it, it's a good casual game to flick on while I walk my dog or something. But some people are taking it seriously, and talk about it too much. It's annoying.

Please don't post this
i'm german and people got arrested for posts like this.
or isn't this SFW here ?

VE VAS VIKINGS UND SCHEISSE

Finally someone who actually saw it.

>be me
>astronaut
>mew outside the spaceship
>gotta catch them all

Mystic pls go and stay go

while you feud with Valor we of Team Mystic will reap everything you sow and take over your gyms en masse

>Poop Per Mile

>Dies in process
>Last pokemon to catch
>So close yet so far.
Why wasnt Rayquaza up there. Im sure he wouldve followed you just to blast you with hyperbeam. He dont play when it comes to his ozone layer. We all know what happened to deoxys

I dunno.

Personally, as a pedophile, I have mutually enjoyable experiences with person(s) considered "not of age"
And people get all upset because children make bad decisions.
Well no shit they can be dumbasses, but sex is still fun and a positive experience for us both.
If it's a positive experience, then the decision to engage in it was good, so a child's potentially poor judgement doesn't come into play.
But people gotta tie themselves in mental knots about how sex is harmful, even though sex isn't harmful and it's fun and educational.

Also I like emoticons ^_^

And my favourite meme was the holocaust
(It's a meme since it's fictional)

I'm seeing a clockwise spiral

>Inb4 FBI comes knocking

Would've been nice bait without the last two comments, but I guess you were going for satire more than bait?

I see counter.

Oh no, the FBI are gonna come for my emoticons! O_O

No, I'm just saying what I believe.

I like trolling Sup Forums. You guys get so le madbro over le mobile games and le meeems and le Sup Forums.

guys, what's the point of putting a pokemon into a gym you just cleared?
i'd rather just wait for someone to put one in there and just grind the exp.

got a rare pokemon in my house
what will happen ? How can i keep myself safe ?

Get them discussing porn and they act like civilized people.

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Team Mystic is literally the normalfag, reddit, pewdiepie team.

It's the most popular, most chosen, most virally advertised by youtubers (including pewdiepie) team.

I don't care if you pick Instinct or Valor but if you pick Mystic you're a fucking faggot crowd following sheep and I fucking hate you.

Seriously, pick Instinct or Valor if you want to be on a team that's not complete shit by normie association.

It doesn't seem very fun to keep playing for long though m8, gets stale.

It's alright for what it is, a free phone game, and I guess as long as it's getting kids out of the house. But it certainly isn't the best thing ever.

While it's probably true, this is just a tsunami map from 2004.

I picked Mystic because my friends just chose a colour. I think you're looking too hard into this m8

unfortunately, the latin kings gang is a mexican gang, and the mexicans certainly did have empires and kingdoms.

maybe next time, champ

The Mexicans didn't, the Aztecs and natives they enslaved, bred with, and killed off did.

Stay awake in history class next time kid you might learn something.

the mexicans as their amerindian ancestry, as opposed to their spanish ancestry (who were also literally kings)

of course, you knew that

Didn't the founder of Niantic get funded by the FBI or CIA or something?

I just don't want to go through all my data walking around looking for digital monsters

*tips tinfoil fedora*