Sup Forums hates the consoles where piracy is currently impossible

>Sup Forums hates the consoles where piracy is currently impossible
Coincidence?

I hate paid online tbqh. Which is why nintendo is a-ok on Sup Forums

coincidence?

No

Get rid of XBL/PSN+ and I'll buy both consoles.

But you can pirate on the Wii U

Congratulations you have discovered Sup Forums's secret agenda.

>paying 5$ a month and getting ABSOLUTE GEMS like Furi, Paragon, Tropico 5, and Helldivers, not to mention a ton of PS3 / Vita games I haven't been paying much attention to
>also good games like broforce and tabletop racing, also nba 2k16

mate it's not a bad deal in any universe. it's a net positive. i'd rather support this than pic-re-fucking-lated nintendo

you're complaining about getting "jewed" out of 5$ a month even though Nintendo games are twice as expensive as competitor games, have worse graphics, and are generally LESS FUN. I could go out and I could buy smUsh for, what, 50$? 60? or I could buy Bloodborne for 20$.

Saving this for future threads.

nah, people love ps4

#FE, FE: Fates, and XBX have convinced me there is no hope for Nintendo. I hope they enjoyed my money while it lasted - they will never get any again.

also fuck them for pokemon go, so there's that, too.

do people even know that games are made on PCs?

>it's the Sup Forums is one person episode

yeah I love NDS and hate 3DS

I still buy on PC but only when there are sales. Only things I pirated were Wakfu and all of Seismics H-games.

Especially Liru.

USA is to blame, not Nintendo. The states are terribly afraid of sexuslly suggestive content.

Shit they cant even talk to their kids about sex. When my kid asked me I just told him when your pee pee gets hard you stick it in the girl you likes front crack and pump it like youre playing with a hula hoop until you feel like you gotta per, but always pee on the outside because you arent going to like her for very long.

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>nba 2k16

and? so what?
witcher 3 was tittyfest 2016. we've got uncensored near-porn-level games like Gal*Gun coming out soon. we've got onechanbara and akiba strip

also the problem with XBX wasn't even that they censored the annoying trash-tier 13 year old girl, they literally hamfisted SJW bullshit everywhere

>60$ game
i don't have the disc space for it but it seems p good
the facial expressions are hilarious

Piracy is impossible because there's no games to pirate on it

Probably because those consoles arent directly marketing to children.

>realgamersdon'tplaysportsgamesreaction.gif

Paying the fake ass "paid online" Jew toll is never acceptable. You people have no fucking principles.

And? They still released Bayonetta 2
#FE has nothing as it is. It's a fucking weeb game. Kids aren't going to play it. Women aren't going to play it. All it has are weebs. And it alienates a ton of them because weebs don't give a fuck about seeing tiddy.
In fact, guess what? Weebs fucking hate censorship.

>selling console at 60$ loss

you do know they have to make money, right?

>weebs hate censorship
>pixilated pubic hair & sex organs in porno

They may "have" to make money but I sure as hell don't have to give it to them. I don't know why you, as a consumer, are a corporate apologist though.

i don't fap to J porn
usually, anyway
still, they know how to do sex appeal

Anyone got that image of "Sonyggers before PSN/Sonyggers after PSN" damage control? This post reminded me of it.

>What are collective nouns/collective singulars

I was PC + Nintendo after my laptop broke and a few months with only Wii U and 3DS freed me from Nintendo.

I think I got you

Thanks, my man.
I personally don't have any elitist loyalties to M$/Sony/Nintendo, but it's always fun to watch people get mad over this shit.

I'm an idort myself. However I can see why everyone hates these dicksuckers.

>OP thinks piracy on a console is impossible
>OP is probably posting from a PC
>OP was dropped on his head as a child

Coincidence?

I only own a PC, Wii-U, and 3DS as far as gen 8 systems go, but that's more because the 3DS was a gift and I didn't/don't have a lot of cash to freely spend, so I wanted to just buy one console that I knew I'd enjoy plenty of games with. Most bang for your buck and all that.
>That image
Top kek.

>Piracy on console is impossible
Sup Forums yet again confirms that it has no fucking clue about any of the things it talks about