Can we have a Warhammer thread?
How are you fuckers liking the new Total War game?
When the fuck is Space Hulk: Deathwing going to be released? Are you looking forward to your legs being OK?
If the Emperor commanded you to suck his musty pig in a blanket, would you?
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This shit makes me turgid. Warhammer fuckers!
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Is the game ever coming out?
It was supposed to launch Q4 2014. Then Q4 2015. Now Q? 2016.
Next year it will be ? 2017 I bet.
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prepare to get BEASTED
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yeah deathwing looks great, i dont give a fuck about anything else though
this year they hope
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>wanna fight Orcs and beastmen as empire
>campaign is only other humans,chaos and maybe vampires
all the beastmen pics so far are here
praise the eternal general.
agreed it's a shame orks get wiped out so quickly in the west especially when you need to kill 5 of their armies for ghal maraz
its kinda funny. Karak norn always loses to the orcs whenever I play and I have to spend time after securing reikland to bail them out.
Battlefleet Gothic is surprisingly great.
Tau DLC could bring a new campaign in the Damocles Gulf.
>they're a horde
wow i can't wait for all the benny hill chases i'll be having
thats what witch hunters are for.
>tfw judgement is coming
So is Sigmar the God-Emperor?
no, siggy was openminded and got shit done
Something about Beastmen being a chaos faction always kind of annoyed me.
But I guess they already had an evil, non-chaos, animal/human hybrid faction in Skaven.
No. Old fan theory was that he was one of the Primarchs of the two lost legions.
aren't the Terminators supposed to die instantly or very quickly if they are physically attacked by genstealers?
is this another game like the Space Marine one, where you are basically invincible, but this time with tight corridors.
But Space Marine was fun as fuck.
That would actually be great.
skaven are pretty chaos as it gets
>use warpstone
>worship their own chaos god
they are chaos as it gets, probably a type of beastmen who stabilized
its interesting because the eastern factions had lots of exotic stuff like civilized tiger-people in ind and the like.
Make an army and send it to the badlands?
Genestealers shred through armour yeah
No this one is a fps rpg (think l4d mixed with EYE)
eh, its too much effort. I like protecting my dawi friends and making them my vassals.
well he is now
except he's not a giant fuckup and not dying
I need to get a new card before my machine can do it justice
Any recommendations or performance tests for it?
that means having to send a full stack away on a 10 turn walk to make new enemies in a time whne you're usually fighting a chaos invasion and in my case the vampire counts who'dd taken over like 4 provinces again after i pushed them back into eastern sylvania before
when i actually had time to fight the orks i'dd already won the campaign
>the god emperor
>not open minded
I'm guessing they will have different difficulty levels, hardest being closest to fluff. You don't fuck with genestealers unless you have a big reason.
>FUCKING ELDAR
>REEEEEEE
He sounds like a r9k retard.
Siggy made humans and dawi permanently allied.
Space Hulk looks fucking dope, can't wait for it.
Yo eldar are the cause of all the shit with chaos
They deserve to be wiped out
t. ordo malleus inquisitor.
So, Warcraft Total War when?
>trusting the Alien of Peace
yeah, nah
>the difference between me and religious fanatatics is that i'm right!
>what's that macharious more perfectly sound advice that will stop a giant catastrophe ? nah think i'll pass
>psykers ? not in my empire t: the most powerful psyker
>what's this one of my sons hates my guts and his brain has been impaled with spikes to make him permanently angry ? better give him an army , one condition though please don't mutilate their br- ah well never mind have fun angron
>what's this my son has raised a giant rebellion murdered billions in a campaign against me , is besieging my palace , killed one of my good sons (ie sanguinus) betrayed his kin etc etc etc should i use my full force to kill him ? nah better not unless some random dude walks in and gets flayed alive
>calling dawi oathbreakers
thats a grudge manling
to be fair they caused a galaxy wide goatse but horus fucked shit up much much more
The sudo mariachi music would've been perfect for the Crimson Fists.
He wasn't religious, he said religions were all wrong and he didn't want to be worshipped as a god, the current state the imperium is in is the exact opposite of what he wanted
Psykers are dangerous and he knew it, so allowing them to run around all free would do more harm than good
Yeah fuck knows what he was thinking with Angron
Horus was his favourite son and despite all warnings didn't want to believe it, he is "human" after all mistakes can be made
But he was still open minded
>one single psyker going bad can cause a chaos invasion
>bu they have rights!
This is some X-Men level shit
>But he was still open minded
>"No my son, you are the second most powerful psyker ever, but you must NEVER use psychic powers."
>"I eventually want to sit on this golden toilet with a dildo shoved up your ass"
>have powerful space wizards
>instead of training them, you kill them.
I hope the Cygors double as siege units
Can you even edit the map? No one bothered in Rome 2 or Attila.
you are implying that they can control themselves
its literally like 1 in several million potential psykers that can handle it
the others are turned into psyker smoothie for the emprah
>allowing them to run around all free would do more harm than good
tell that to the daemonic gate currently on terra
>he was open minded
lol no
>no ai
>no religion
he was an authoritarian dictator , doesn't mean he wasn't benevolent
no, you can't.
GW is also autistic about copyrights. CA went out of their way to get GW to allow CA to release mod tools.
It still doesn't change the fact that psykers could still be tainted by the warp unless you were Big E
MAGNUS DID NOTHING WRONG
>tell that to the daemonic gate currently on terra
That's the Eldar's fault
more like
>have powerfull space wizards
>you are the most powerfull space wizard with millenia of experience
>instead of training them or killing them you tell them sternly to not use their powers and toss em back on their giant space crusade while you go and do some secret shit under the Himalayas for a century
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG ?
that's squarely big E's fault
All in all, empire >>>>> Imperium
>innovates with tech
>wizards get shit done
>priests of morr
>friendly with other good people.
No.
Dunno why you're asking me, though.
>train psyker
>they now know they're the biggest baddest ass with little to fear
>fall to chaos because they Gods promises sound nice and the training makes the psyker cocky
If Magnus can fall to their trickery anyone can.
>k guys im going to go and sit under a mountain for a few years doing ultra secret shizzle
>magnus is calling big E on pskype "yo pa yer favorite son horus is murdering billions and stuff could you like come back and stop him please ?"
>WOOOOOOOOW I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST CALLED ME EVEN THOUGH I DIDNT TELL YOU WHAT I WAS DOING AT ALL , YOU JUST OPENED UP A DEMONIC GATE GOOD JOB NERD I AM CALLING YOUR BROTHER WHO HATES PSYKERS BTW TO TAKE YOU INTO CUSTODY AND WILL COMPLETLY IGNORE THE WARNING ABOUT HORUS
truly a genius
>don't train them
>kill them
>demons possess their corpses and dance the dance macabre
magnus had no clue who or what he was dealing with because the big E didn't deign to tell him or anyone for that matter
an open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unlocked user
Pariahs are better
they are also not canon.
>there will never be a Morrowind style Warhammer fantasy RPG
>there will never be an isometric Warhammer fantasy RPG
Magnus' arrogance wouldn't have been curbed by greater knowledge of the Warp. He always assumed he was strong enough to protect himself and others.
Is Total Warhammer actually good or what?
>not canon
yes it is
One of the best Total War games in the franchise. It does honour to both it's franchises.
I HAVE SHORT HAIR
AND I'M FACED WITH A FEW COMPLICATIONS
Goddamnit I watched that trailer too much
Anyone know why Eldar has such a hard on for Night Lords? Is it because there is an Eldar prophecy about certain Night Lord uniting the legion and destroying them.
Huh.
Discount when?
A smile worth protecting.
>those youtube comments pointing out there shouldn't be Low Gothic on the sword
heh
christmas maybe
There will probably be a small discount during the end of year sales, I don't think it will see a large price reduction until they're done crapping out all the DLC.
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How about i wryyyyy your ass.
Being a state trooper is suffering.
One of my all time favourite games is Space Marine.
Stomping the absolute FUCK out of Greenskins was amazing. Holy shit. Why can't more games be that visceral.
>yfw there will never be a sequel
fml
I don't really like playing as Horde factions, not sure if Beastmen will be fun to play.
Atleast they are more hit and run Horde and not big slow lumbering hordes like Chaos
you also get to poo poo pee pee and unleash your inner pepe.
>Atleast they are more hit and run Horde and not big slow lumbering hordes like Chaos
to be fair chaos already plays like that
the horde system needs to be reworked something as simple as replenishing in razed territory at the same speed you would in friendly territory would be great
Oh fuck, Beastmen so soon? I thought they'd be one of the last factions added if they got added at all. How are they going to work?
you can run back to the forest and travel in them. They are a horde factions.
that would be extremely shitty. There would be no need for subjugation.
if subjugation was possible everywhere like it was in Attila then yeah
but right now teh start of your chaos campaign is basically limited to slowly fighting your way trough norsca and subjugating everyone there , once you leave it the only effective way of reinforcing fast is merging and recruiting which leaves you vulnerable , even more so because you can't keep hordes together
yeah, its a shame really. It would be cooler if you could turn regions into cult worshipping places that would work like chaos cults.
Once the map is expanded will you be able to choose different starting positions for Beastmen? They're supposed to be everywhere, after all, would be nice for some added variety and replayability.
or you can use the bevy of faction unlockers to make your peepee poo poo armies.
As they release more and more Legendary Lords, sure.
The game as is desperately needs more starting locations. No one starts south of Bretonnia, but eventually the Wood Elves will.
>he doesn't play as tilea or estalia
missing out senpai.
WHY WASNT I TOLD
BEASTMEN BESTMEN
wood elves when?
This was the one major downside to playing Chaos; no fucking settlements.
I understand they're meant to be a horde, but what about the Inevitable City? At least give me one fucking home-base or something.
I see the names of some settlements in one of those images that I definitely don't recall seeing on the campaign map. Does this mean the map's getting expanded? Or is this that mini-campaign I've seen people mention here and there?
I honestly thought they were the next faction to be added. I could have sworn I saw some press release saying that Wood Elves were the next large expansion... which might still be correct, if Beastmen are pretty bare bones.
mini campaign.
Boris fagbringer has a grudge against the beastmen.
Beastmen is paid DLC, so they will be fully fleshed out
Wood Elves were what people thought was next because you can find Athel Loren
so, the russians were right?