ITT: Games that are literally impossible to play on PC

I'll start.

don't worry, it's not very good.

:^)

/thread

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:o)

>wanting to play a 15 fps 50 second loading screens walking farming simulator

what the fuck is your point?

Eh?
You just need to change the resolution I think

DELETE THIS

>/thread
as in those are the only games unavailable to play on PC?
are you retarded

original PC port is playable, blame ubisoft for its shoddiness
HD is fine, though the game slows down for whatever reason than immediately returns to normal

OP here
I meant to say "Games that are literally impossible to play with a mouse and keyboard"

Keyboard and mouse aiming on res4 HD is objectively the best way to play doe

>literally impossible to play with a mouse and keyboard
git gud
t.someone who beat the original port on professional

t. pirate

mouse aiming perfect in 1.6

the game slows down because the game speed is tied to FPS, if you have fps drops the game will slow down a percentage of the max fps set that it is missing, in other words your PC is shit

have finished it many years ago
;_;
why impossible to play?

Dragon's Dogma

lol I finished the game in the original ubisoft port

you have no idea how fun the quicktime events were when all you saw was BUTTON 1 + BUTTON 3

THAT KRAUSER CUTSCENE TOOK ME 1 HOUR TO GO THROUGH

>still need the ps4
????????

>Dragon's Dogma

The HD port on steam is kind of funny, because the game was originally programmed with certain enemy behaviour being tied to the frame rate and because this version being 60 fps, you have certain situations where enemies stand up faster or stop reeling in less time.

Also it made the qtes a bit more difficult.

>pc is shit
game runs fine almost all the time. When I enter a new room or some shit, it slows down. Same thing with DMC4 special edition

im having plenty of fun playing RE4HD steam edition on PC :)
with 360 gamepad :)

I believe the steam re-release is playable with kb+m. If not they did a shit job.

all with kb+m

yes it is, the latest patch makes mouse aiming almost 1:1

The new HD port is fine

>that glitch on the ship near the end

>. When I enter a new room or some shit, it slows down

texture streaming, your PC can't handle it and the game has a small framedrop, after such framedrop the game slows down like I said and it won't go up until you look around until you find a place that will make you go over 60fps again so it runs at full speed again, it's the way it is programmed, you either have a machine that can run steady 60fps or you have to lock it to 30fps

Monster hunter

I've beaten the game both on the original shit port and on the new HD remaster. Fuck you

thread title said "literally impossible" which would mean no matter how you set it up, you can't do it. CLearly this proves its not "literally impossible" for any listed ps4 games.

What is an Xbox360 controller faggot

Did you mean that make yourself seem retarded with the first post OP?

The game was fine until i hit my first QTE. I had to stop playing because I couldn't do 1

You've upset my wife's son.

The version I have works just fine.

Shadow of the Colossus.

Why oh why this game is Sony first party?

>implying
But that's not true in the slightest. The game has no bugs. The M+K controls are serviceable, and you can even play it with a controller if you find that too difficult.

let the grudge go already man

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well that sucks.
wish I had money to get in on that 1080 memes

I finished it twice on PC.

With a keyboard.