Tfw you're missing out on one of the biggest global events in history

>tfw you're missing out on one of the biggest global events in history

Death?

Did China declare war on someone?

The Rio Olympics?

I don't think me doing that backflip was so impressive but thanks user :3

Pokemon GO you fucks.

Pokemon Go?

No, that can't be it

TF2 Competitive?

Can't be that big if I don't know about it.
>Pokemon GO
>global
>not even available in Japan
kek no

But I did play GTA V. On two different systems.

I've actually gone outside today and didn't see anyone chasing pokaymans on campus or anywhere else
it's a burger thing I guess

kek

Made me chuckle. Thank you

>tfw by the time i an afford a new phone the fad will be over

>understand the appeal of pokemon go
>got bored of pokemon after first gen though
>feel happy that people are out there playing games, making friends, and that technology is advancing
>wrap myself up in a blanket and sit in my room alone with headaches and breathing problems thinking about this

what state do you live in?

What looks stupider, man babies walking with their phones in front of their faces or man babies looking down on a handheld system?

I wish pokemon would fuck off.

Pretty sure it only has first gen pokemon in it anyway

Manbabies who think they're better than everyone else.

Spent the last two months backpacking around Nippon teachings nipples the glory of the English language. Come home to hordes of 30 year old normalfags outside my apartment screaming at their phones and playing the pokemon theme on repeat. Some dude dressed like Ash Ketchup with turbo autism complete with master tennis ball and fake pokedex


This shit got cancerous fast, what is the appeal, do you battle people or what the fuck is the point? just catching pokemon with the biggest number?

>just catching pokemon with the biggest number?
yep, thats why i im not interested. Its basically a glorified "get out of the house" excuse

people have to be tricked into exercising rather than just enjoying nature and the glorious endorphines released during physical activity

I had that feel before.
When everyone was playing words with friends on their iphones, I was playing bejeweled on my motorola razor.
J U S T

I wish I could play Pokemon Go too, user, but sadly for me, I'm a poorfag with a phone from 2012 that for some reason can't pick up a fucking GPS signal FUCK YOU GALAXY S3

>can't pick up a GPS signal on GS3
You have to access the restrictive developer options and disable the bullshit signal restrictions. Don't let your phone overheat tho.

I'm glad that I will never know what it feels like to want into something just because it's popular.

Truly sucks for you. I hooked up with two qts thanks to this game.

>girls that like pokemon in 2016
>qts
They're fucking hambeasts, aren't they? I bet they wear glasses and smell like mozzarella, eh?

Because it's the only good one

No, they were two white mexican girls who were also into anime and indie rock music. They weren't fat.

>white mexican

>white mexican

They were Mexican but there skin was really white. It wasn't brown like other hispanics.

>mexican

>indie rock music

dumb wojakposter

>white mexican

>no mention that they don't smell like shit

My skin is paler than most white people but I'm still a sandnigger.

Mexico is whiter than current day america.

Is Pokemon GO the most shilled game on Sup Forums of all time?

Post pics of them. If you're afraid they'll see the images because they browse Sup Forums they you might as well trash 'em.

That's not Overwatch.

Ebola?

Runner's high involves running. Hard pass.

>for free
>shill
I see.

walking isn't exercise

boo this man

I would if I could for one of them that I'm going out with, but she hides herself on FB so I can't access her pics right now.

still has microtransaction shiller

>girl you're """"""""""dating""""""""""" is too embarrassed by you to add you as a friend on social media

>There are still children who don't see the merit in shilling free shit

Every single person that plays this is contributing to the success of the Pokemon brand.

Various companies will make dealings with Game Freak to sell Pokemon related shit because they're the people that made that hugely popular phone game.

Kill yourself immediately

That's not Undertale.

We're friends on FB, but she deactivates her account randomly and she doesn't show up on my friends list at times.

Why?

It'd okay user, you're our suicide bomb American.

>she deactivates her account randomly and she doesn't show up on my friends list at times.
No sus here carry on user

it has only first gen for now

Pokemon will still be here long after your death though.

as far as events go
Overwatch >>>> Pokemon Go

i laughed

Why would anyone shill to virgins who wont go outside for anything?

Considering there's more than 10 Pokemon GO threads on the catalog at any given time, I think there's a market for it on Sup Forums.

being raped by khan was also one of the biggest events in history
being gassed by nazis was also one ofo the biggest events in history

#justsayin

booooo

what if someone finds walking exhausting?

how about you pokemon go get a job

>glorious endorphines released during physical activity
don't really get em