Chad plays videogames

>Chad plays videogames
>"He's such a nerd, tee-hee, so cute with his games"

>You play videogames
>"Look at loser user and his games"

FUCK
THIS
SHIT

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Fuck off /r9k/

Become the alpha male user. It's the only way to beat Chad on his own turf.

Frogshitters are cancer

foolish ambhibiansubmitter

I often like to wonder what the kinds of people who make these threads look like irl

lanklets

He does other things to, like compete on the rowing team and fuck her right in the pussy.

that has never happened.

Stop looking like a fucking loser then and start taking care of yourself.

Then nobody will say shit about you because you aren't some Chad.

>Chad
If you believe in these Internet memes, you deserve to die alone
Faggot

the difference:
>chad plays Call of Duty
>user plays Big Titty Anime Girls Beach Adventure 3 Special Bikini Edition with Extra Jiggling DLC

About the best he could hope for

>implying Big Titty Anime Girls Beach Adventure 2 isn't suprerior

What's with all those /r9k/ threads? Back to your containment board frog

>normal people play games like Madden and COD
>you play neptunia and DOAX
>wonder why you are made fun of

Take your chadshit and frogshitters with you there

How old are you? Just wondering because this is stupid enough to come from underage poster but it's still funny.

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>Women find attractive mates attractive
Yeah bullshit isnt it

What constitutes 'attractive' for modern women

>PC twink
or
>Jacked SJW
and or
>Rich asshole
or a mix of all 3

Seriously

Chad can play anything and get away with it

I know this guy who has a literal waifu love-pillow, but he's a cool guy so he's still popular

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Opinion tend to be biased according to what the person that express them want or desire. Is there something you don't understand user?

>dress like you arent a child
>carry yourself like you have a penis

congrats you are now somewhat presentable

Getting a proper haircut would go a long way.

25. I just think its funny that OP can't work out the difference between himself and some handsome, assertive, probably wealthy, active guy (aka CHAD) who also happens to play videogames.

I mean, if you offered someone a choice between a Peugeot 206 and a Ferrari 430, would you get all defensive when they don't pick the Peugeot (aka OP)? Like yeah, its still a car and all but lets not pretend there aren't plenty of other differences.

>play video games all day
>get qt3.14 gf
>turns out she likes games casually too
>play super mario galaxy/3d world, fatal frame, etc together after cooking french toast for breakfast

then again im in japan where its less about being a roided fratboy picking up manjawed no makeup jeans+sweatshirt+uggs ponytails and more about romance

That's because he has HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME

Just face it, OP, you were fucked from genetics

Hey that's not fair, I didn't buy the dlc.

so i can move to Japan and live it up?

sucks to be you

>not buying the dlc

those things don't if you have enough confidence.

>Sup Forums is suddenly anti-frogposting

>suddenly

>its a stealth /r9k/ thread

Who actually makes fun of people for playing video games? I have never seen this in my life.

>then again im in japan where its less about being a roided fratboy picking up manjawed no makeup jeans+sweatshirt+uggs ponytails and more about romance

fuuuck living the life brah

Yes, but Chad isn't a fat, manlet faggot that complains all day "waaah why i don't have a gf" and returns to play stupid weebshit

REMINDER that CHAD has a >2 KD ACROSS ALL CoD games while you can BARELY get more than 10 kills a GAME.

1 v 1 me rust faggot

>stealth

It's fucking blatant, but I wouldn't expect an anime-poster to be any less dense

This. Japanese culture is just much more wholesome than in the west where you have a choice between some white slut who gets a train run on her at the local club or fat tumblr dykes with colored hair and librarian glasses. When I walk down the street with my Japanese gf (I often call her my waifu-chan), I always get jealous looks from white girl who know they will never, EVER be able to compete.

Something tells me you're lying

if you want but its pretty fucking shit
>teach english to shit heads
>have shitty ass illegal contract with shitheads penny pinching every cent and sick day they can from you
>2nd year onwards pay a shitload of money on health insurance/residece tax every month on top of student loans and your credit card bill because you needed to pay the $2000+ move in costs of a cheap ass apartment
>either teach in the middle of nowhere with out of control elementary kids, maybe some junior high, or shitty hours will little leave 6 days a week at an english school
enjoy not affording furniture or travel or anything really


but i cant go for anything but jap women.

>lying on the internet
Hmm...

How are these women commenting on your video games? You're not playing video games in public again, are you?

>/r9k/ still won't leave other boards the fuck alone

My gf likes to watch when I play shmups because they look so intimidating to her (I'm not even good at them), maybe you guys just suck with girls

I do.
Im that big of an hypocritical chad asshole irl.
The moment anyone finds my fuckhuge vidya collection is the moment i end myself

remember, memes are essentially just jokes.
or in your case perhaps an insult.

in either case, insults and jokes have a place and time where they can be applied, just like most responses in any given language.

what you posted is not at all related or relevant here. you cant just reply something randomly, it needed to make sense in context you see.

if i say "good morning how are you today"
it would be unnatural to reply "because they went to the park the other day"

or if you see a really fat person and want to insult them for being fat, saying "hey idiot" doesnt apply.

it doesnt make sense.

There was a pro football player who posted pictures of himself with a bodypillow and also schooled /vp/ at their own game once.
Guy was fucking incredible.

And even then you couldn't probably get anything half as good as that.

But Chad is so hot OP

I like to imagine we're coming full-circle to 2005 and unironic weebery is back in vogue. Alas.

football like american football or football like ballerinas playing some girl sport

if the latter i can easily see a "footballer" with a body pillow. of a boy.

How do I get a Chad boyfriend? Do I hit up the gym or something?

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CHAD is playing CALL OF DUTY while FUCKING his hot BITCH while you sit in a dark room and eat PIZZA while slowly going BALD and getting FAT.

How the fuck do you not know Brennan Williams?

You're not one of those fags who doesn't like football do you?

AND BASICALLY, YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID

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>he still hasn't started working out for gains and mires

What's your excuse?