C'MERE YOU

C'MERE YOU

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Yes chef?

Chef do you have the video games?

THIS GAME

ITS FOCKIN RAAAAAAAAAAAW

Who was in the wrong here?

The limey is angwy

When thats your thin crust then the chef was wrong

Gordon Ramsay is never in the wrong.

what episode

Pantaleone's

I'd fuck that sooo much and I know it's because it reminds me of my mom.

gg freud

C'MERE YOU

YEAH, LOOK AT THAT, WHAT DOES THAT LOOK LIKE

IT'S FUCKING RAW

YOU FUCKING DONKEY IT'S RAW

GET OUT JUST GET OUT

Reminder that the american Kitchen Nightmares is blown out of poportion and Ramsay is actually a cool guy in the brit show

>implying

IT'S GREASY
IT'S SLIMY
YOU FUCKING DONKEY

Gordon Ramsay deserves to be killed.
not video games.
sage.

Worst looking 'go 'za i've ever seen.

That looks disgusting

>You will never be Ramsay's Donkey
>You will never be RAW'd

>$70 worth of cheese on pizza
>it still can't win over the RAM
He's just too based for this earth.

The fucking pizza place.

>Chesse has puddles of grease
>Dough was raw in the center of the crust
>Portions too big for one person so restaurant is wasting food and losing money
>The restaurant claims that's the "thin crust" pizza

He's so fit but he has that ugly body genetics where he can't look big and when he takes his shirt off he's all dumpy.

He's not that fit. He looks good in that picture because the vest is really tight.

yeah it's called being an old fuck

uli does not approve

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His arms and shoulders look big.

Are we gonna talk about this damn pizza all week?

>it's called fucking posture

FUCK FUCK FUCK did I undercook the spaghetti again? But I made sure it was al dente.

He was just as big as Daniel Craig at one point.
>still gets called fat, because England is afraid of the open enjoyment of food

Fuck I'm hungry dude.

how much is in there
look
LOOK

ITT: ameritards talking about food they never actually tried

>implying pizza and spaghetti you eat in your retarded continent are even comparable to Italian ones

I'm sorry chef, it'll won't happen again. I'll just start a new batch.

Fuck off Woxxy

I'm starving right now and I still wouldn't touch that piece of shit with a ten foot pole, god damn

>More dough than sauce/toppings/cheese
>Undercooked with raw dough in the crust/inside of pizza
>so much grease that the cheese and toppings slide off the pizza when you pick it up

It was a shit tier pizza m8

It doesn't take a fucking genius to see if something looks or tastes good. The pizza is shit.

If it isn't Italian, it's not pizza

upboated! xD

Go back to /ck/ you shitter.

that loose cheese looks like an american girl's thighs

How can someone make a pizza look so disgusting?

>implying Italians ate pizza before American italians provided the need

How can someone make a pizza that looks like that and actually send it and charge money for it.

I feel nothing but pity for you uneducated children
I've spent the last 20 years of my life in italy, if you've never eaten Italian pasta or pizza, you can't speak for shit
American """Italian""" food is a joke and you deserve all the grease and the shit they put in your dishes

I'd have to disagree with that sentiment.
For example, my country makes consistently better wine than France
T. Ausfag

I had some frozen Italian food last night. It was alright, nothing special.

How the fuck can pasta be different when it's literally 4 ingredients?
Are you confusing fresh pasta to that dried shit?

Yeah but no Country makes better pizzas than napoli

I will destroy you

italian "pizza" is trash

Frozen food is just as good as Italian food. Frozen pizzas are so nice and can be done in 20 min.

>naples is a country

the funposting stops here kid, I'm calling your parents

>just as good

You never tried a napoletana Margherita or a quattro formaggi you deluded little figlio di una mignotta

>implying my city doesn't have a restaurant to rival any authentic Italian dish
>implying my city doesn't have an aquarium just for exotic sea food
>implying cooking isn't easy as fuck if you have the right ingredients & equipment
Seriously, get over yourself.

lol fag

Gordon Ramsay has a mobile game, but I want a cooking papa with him in it.

video games

I'll go to my local grocery store and see if they have those.

it's like all those people who don't realise that 90% of french """cuisine""" is just extra butter

Oh God.

It looked fine until he took a piece off of it.

The restaurant owner was stupid. Everyone else could see why the restaurant was failing but him. When they try to tell him his problems, he just says "you're wrong".

what else do you order when you get pizza?

australian woolworth's have a pretty good quatro formaggi (4 cheeze lol) pizza
margherita pizzas are for poofters though, don't even ask about them in public

THIS GAME IS FUCKING RAW
PUT IT BACK IN THE OVEN FOR ANOTHER COUPLE OF YEARS

AND HOW FUCKING MUCH ARE YOU SPENDING ON THE INGREDIENTS? WHAT THE FUCK IS A JOOST? YOU POMPOUS LITTLE FUCKING TART, STOP OVER PAYING ON USELESS SHIT.

Like toppings or sides? I get garlic and onions if I have company coming over, and we usually just grab whatever as sides.

No, no, it doesn't look alright. It's soggy as shit.

Tempura prawn with wasabi garlic butter

this was funnier in your head, wasn't it?

JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? YOU DIDN'T EVEN FINISH THE LAST DISH AND NOW YOU ARE STARTING ANOTHER?

WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN LOOKING AT? YOU'RE JUST THROWING IN A BUNCH OF STUPID INGREDIENTS JUST TO MAKE IT LOOK IMPRESSIVE AND DEEP. KEEP IT FUCKING SIMPLE, CHRIST.

don yell me i am only japanese video entertainment development man desu

I want to play a Gordon Ramsay video game now

Kitchen Nightmares Simulator

Amy, pls go. Nobody likes your dishes.

That sounds like that would be one tough game.

c'mon dude, put the microphone down

I've only ever seen the Brit Hell's Kitchen.

How does Kitchen Nightmares compare?

Pizza is probably the most overrated food on the planet. Minus varying degrees of grease, they all taste the same.

here just watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=c6V6Qe4JBco

kek

Brit is better.

American is just about drama and Ramsay being angry in a kitchen environment.

Ramsay is so much more than that.

How's the hotel thingy? Worth watching?

I would really prefer not to. I've heard shit about this lady and her face makes me uncomfortable.

the American one is okay. For some reason they only focus on him being angry though.

Why is this thread on every board on Sup Forums?

the british seasons of kitchen nightmares were pretty decent, but as soon as it switches over to america just stop watching, it's just shit

kitchen nightmares doesn't need all the american reality tv bollocks, it just needs gordon screaming and helping people out

Her husband is the most mafia looking motherfucker I've ever seen

>for some reason
I can't possibly imagine why. Just look through this thread.

Kitchen Nightmares is more edited to look like the owners are dumbshits and that Ramsay is pissed off all the time.

>That one episode where some Jewish kids dad stole 400k dollars from him to open a restaurant and forced his son to be the manager

Here's a good sample
youtube.com/watch?v=9lnP4ApEOiU

Watch the Brit ones. American ones are skippable unless you just want trashy entertainment

FOX loves to play up the drama, making someone the BAD GUY, having misleading narration and edits to bait you into watching more.
>Coming up after the break
>Will chef ramsay punch the shit out of this ignorant texan faggot?
>Will he finally break and strangle this whiney spoiled bitch dead?

So I shouldn't go watch the Pantaleone's episode then? USA is trash?

I'm fucking amazed that this is still the only place that Ransay actually gave up on. These fuckers were batshit and so up their own asses.

I wouldn't care is ramsay was yelling at me. Marco is genuinely terrifying

id fuck her but shes nothing like my mom, she didnt love me.

>FOX loves to play up the drama
literally every single reality tv show does that its not just then.
its the equivalent of
>narrator: coming up next
>person on show: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT
>fades to black

It's more basically american Kitchen Nightmares++

Check out Gordon Behind Bars, another British production where it's like Kitchen Nightmares, but behind bars.

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>brit kitchen nightmares
>you're a fucking idiot

>american kitchen nightmares
>dramatic music
>you're a fucking idiot
>DUN DUN DUN
>YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT

I still enjoy both but it's pretty different

>American version
>guitars blaring during intro & commercial breaks
>commercial sponsors are golden corral & tgi Fridays
>extra 'actors' posing as customers because too many ugly normies in the town
>explosions, fireworks
>Wilhelm scream.acc

If you just want to hear Gordon shouting, sure.