>>344986656

Something is definetely fucked up here. This is beyond
>hurr durr Pokemon was always popular!
>you weren't born in the 90s

I'm seeing sluts on my FB, Twitter, and instagram who never played Pokemon in their lives pretending they give a shit about the series.

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people only care because they used the classic pokemon.

welcome to normalfaggotry

It's a fun game with a likable IP, fuck yourself turbo nerd

>had a cartoon and a bunch of videogames, consisting of cute "animal-like" creatures
>SURPRISED WHEN IT'S POPULAR

SOMETHING'S UP GUISE, POKEYMANS IS SUPER OBSCURE AND PEOPLE WOULDN'T NORMALLY NOTICE IT, TRUST ME, I'M A PEOPLE'S EXPERT

Every fucking Pokemon go thread is infested with retards like you who think videogames were ever your secret club

Kill yourself

I don't really care if they play it as long as they're not doing it at work, especially if they're supposed to be actually working and not on break

Like if I go to a restaurant and the idiots are too busy playing Pokemon GO I'm going to slash them with a fork

but people wouldn't normally notice it because it wasn't available on their phone. if this game was on the 3DS it wouldn't even be half as popular as it is right now.

it's fucking insane just how popular it is and how full retard people go whilst doing it
im just waiting on ISIS to ruin it for everybody

Why do they have to stage these things now?
It's completely transparent and disgusting

Well that's Nintendo's fucking largest screw up for not responding and adapting to consumer desires.

And they desire not to carry a Fisher Price brick in their goddamn pocket.

This is too much. Assuming this wasn't scripted for the sake of a viral video, I'm not sure if I would keep her employed.

At least they all had a laugh and had fun with it

Can't wait for the timely south park parody about pokeman go ;)

It's a trend like flappy bird.

Chinpokomon Go will be the shit

that's not a screw-up, you don't see Microsoft or Sony releasing phone gimmicks. they're doing it because they're falling far behind in the console race and they need some way of staying relevant.

Ahh penisu izu smarrer san yoozu

It's a trend user. It happened with all my friends who didn't give a shit about Star Wars until Ep. 7 came out.

Yeah, and I also don't see Sony and Microsoft having install bases and revenue levels anywhere near mobile.

>2016
>watching south park

What the hell is going on here.

I've heard people blasting the pokemon theme in their cars up here in NYC and have witnessed at least 5 people outside playing the game every single day.

This shit is not normal.

wouldn't that just be a retread of the Freemium episode

Did the dumb bitch get fired for that?

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well no shit, you need a cell phone to function in today's society. but it's not a screw up to not try to exploit that market if you're already doing fine in the video game market. nintendo is not doing fine, which is why they resorted to this.

It's the latest normie fad, Since they have never played a single game to save their lives.

That is not true and you know it.

Yes, a lot of people are in it for the fad, however there's still a large amount of genuine pokemon fans playing it. Thing is, why? Why like this?

There's tons of things that people have been hype over that have not taken the WORLD by storm like this.

There's been a new pokemon go incident every single day and every day new pictures of pokemon go related changes to society.
Someone found a corpse
Someone got mugged
Someone got caught cheating
Several people got into accidents
Crowds of players can be visibility spotted and attacked (and they have been).
It goes on and it's been a week.

I don't know about you guys but there's a sinking gut feeling in me that this is too convenient a distraction.

>2016
>posting frogs

HAYAI

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Because it's novel. The fact you can wander around and find pokemon in real life and go to places, etc. The ARG aspect is novel, it'll die down when people aren't quite so fascinated by the fact that it's in the real world.

A mobile game like this was always going to become big at some point.

To be honest the part part about this is people who hate on gen 1 are quickly finding themselves to the in the minority.

Everyone loved gen 1 then, and still clearly do today.

Ice cream fetishists blown the fuck out.

I'd play a game with this plot

But user, you're already playing it.

It being novel isn't enough to justify such a overwhelming dominance. Nothing has been THIS big since the release of the iphone, and it's still not causing the same level of mayhem.

Damn. Pokemon fucking survived. The same can't be said for Yugioh

Because it's trendy, that's it, when it stops being trendy, those kind of people will move on to the next trend.
Women are the biggest trend hopping faggots of all.

That's because people are being retarded walking while glued to a screen.

It'll pass. It's simply a matter of the technology being there and good enough now coupled with a well known and liked property so lots of people are trying it out.

>entitled child butt hurr when people play games
You'll realize the entirety of work is bullshit to make money and then realize getting paid to dick around is a much wiser choice than working for managerial approval.

>go to pokemon hotspot to exploit lures and catch some shit, maybe take a gym or two
>girls everywhere
>dolled up just sitting there talking
>magmar pops up, pretty rare
>look up from my phone after catching
>males are all looking at their phones
>dolled up females all talking

really makes you think

Mate, you realize Sony and Microsoft have done mobile shit as well? There was an Uncharted mobile game. It's just putting the name out there.

Pokemon GO was a lot more the work of The Pokemon Company than Nintendo.

Females are disgusting creatures

>was a lot more the work of The Pokemon Company
Good joke.

90% of the work was done by Niantic.

>every gym is protected with roided out voltorbs and electrodes

Fucking florida
>Florida man commits suicide
>Florida man goes on killing spree
>Florida woman goes on hilarious rampage
>Dumb Florida senator thinks gun control is good
What's up with Florida??

That and because it's a smartphone game.

Literally the only reason this has traction is because it's mobileshit for genwunners

>calls them "pokemans"
>slips up and starts saying pokemon
>tfw now the entire office knows you were just pretending to be retarded

too much pokeyman

Damn our gender roles have been infused for so long it's taking a while to break them. Soon we'll get those girls just as dumb as men, you wait and see.

I'll talk to my gender studies class about this shit tomorrow.

YAMERO

They're Florida.

what you have just said...

>le red.dit

nice one

>Not purposely fucking it up because she purposely fucked you up.

Nigga learn to banter.

Microsoft and Sony do more than videogames user.

Pokemon came out in 97. I was in middle school and all my friends had stopped playing video games cuz they were for little kids. I was the only one who was actually open about my love for pokemon and I was mocked and bullied for it. Some of my friends played but none of them talked about it at school cuz it was basically social suicide to like some baby game.

I go on facebook and some of those same people are posting about how much they love this game and how they were the biggest fans back in the day.

It's really fucked up

He's not wrong. The fad died and only autists stuck with the shittastic games until this fad started.

> florida

CHIMPOKOMAWN

Or maybe they just enjoy the game. No need to play elitism.

microsoft does so much that they don't even care xbox is barely staying afloat.

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So, how many people want to play the original/remakes because of Pokemon Go?

>Compokomon Go
>not Chinpokomon Stay
>Stay in one spot and catch chinpokomons

>Pokemon is for normalfags now

IT'S N O T FAIR

GOD JUST FUCKING RELEASE GEN 3 POKEMON

Pic related, it's the normie killer

>people are hypocrites
The Internet just makes it much easier to act like you're apart of something. Just look at Internet activism

Now make a fake face book and bully them socially

"what about that time you stuffed joe schmoes head in the toilet for playing pokemon at recess for it being a baby game?"

> No need to play elitism
t. pleb

If there's anything I'm truly bothered by, it's the fact that it's just a reskin of another game, like that Kim Kardashian game. It proves that quality doesn't matter, only popular name brands and marketing.

For those who don't know what news station it is it's Bay News 9

>there's a sinking gut feeling in me that this is too convenient a distraction.
I'm a Sup Forumstard and even I think you're being ridiculous

Pokemon is the quintessential "le 90s gamers" franchise. The concept is novel, the brand recognizable. It has an exciting gimmick that actually works and rewards you for being glued to your screen.

It will die off pretty quickly though if they don't massively update it. Right now there's only really collecting to it, who the fuck though not having an actual battle system was okay? Once you've collected the majority of Pokemon the appeal starts dwindling exponentially.

Nah it's really simple. Back then in your age group pokemon wasn't popular. Now in your age group it is. People will pretend to like anything if it makes them popular.

Simple, it's a trend and it's Pokemon. We can laugh at newest iterations of the games as much as we want but Pokemon is a global IP that pretty much everyone and their grandmas have heard about. So even though normies won't buy the games, they will download the game since it is easy for them to play and since it is such a big fad everyone wants to jump on that ship.

Everybody can act like they like and know Pokemon since everybody has heard atleast a bit about it.

This was my first thought really.

I saw a few episodes of shark tank and they are much more concerned about branding and expansion than what you actually do.

This is actually really reflective of the business world at large.

>St Petersburg
>"American" city names

If they hadn't already caught it because they were low level and don't have to worry about it breaking out of the ball then they were dragged there by their boyfriends.
I've seen men do the exact same thing, dress up and dote next to their girlfriend while she spergs out about the dratini shes trying to catch.

Pokemon Go makes me so goddamn depressed. It's everything I don't want video games to become. The only thing that will be worse (and it will be, I have no faith) is the animal crossing phone game in the works.

It's not even that I hate nostalgiafags or some shit. I'm replaying Pokemon Yellow right now and having a blast. It's an actual game, one with problems for sure (inventory management is fucking retarded) but it's a fun game.

obvious viral shit

you know what to do

> St. Petersburg
> "Russian" city names

>my FB, Twitter, and Instagram

You sound like one of them

The battle system was too "complicated" for the masses to digest while doing everything else in their life. There too much time commitment in the current mainline games for people to give a shit. If they made a revamped battle system that wasn't just number versus number it would be more like, attack, defend, counter. That's it.

Just you wait, they'll start dropping newer gen Pokemons in waves, normies will either scatter because of it, or it'll be kept a float. The only way to go is down right now though, after the initial surge goes over.

To be fair, some of those people might have hidden the fact that they played it. I was in grade 5 when Pokemon hit, and it was all the rage. Then by grade 7 it was babby shit and you were totally gay for liking it, but everyone secretly still liked it anyway. They just denied it if you asked them.

What's up with all the autists who think Pokemon was some secret club shit? Every fucking normie was in on that shit in the 90s. They're all grownups now and nostalgia hits them hard.

I understand interest in the game, but why the song too?

>there are people actually defending this shit

All right boys, vidya is doomed. Here's my forecast:

MINIONS GO IN THE UPCOMING WEEKS

no you haven't

gotta have some tunes to get you in the mood to catch them there mons.

nah, it's beyond shit. the only purpose is to meet other normies who were also told they should enjoy [hot new thing]

thats fucking gay

The Pokemon fad wasn't just the games. The card game and cartoon were also significant.

loving the gen 1 pokemon isn't the same as loving gen 1

Who fucking cares, people would be wasting their time on something different if not for Pokemon Go, and it's actually getting people to stay active

It's got more actual 'game' content than ORAS at least

You turn off music while you play video games?

Hello?

Ingress-style gameplay could be applied to a lot of IPs, I'm sure.

How 'bout going around your neighborhood, recruiting kids for your own Backyard Sports team, and pitting them against other people's team? Can't you just imagine a giant mob racing to get Pablo Sanchez to play for them?

Minions thankfully don't have the brand power that Pokemon does. I could see a shitty Minion-raising sim being popular, though.