Hi user! what are you drinking tonight? <3

Hi user! what are you drinking tonight?

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WATER YOU DUMB WHORE

shit on my face please

i think i'll try some of your warm urine today, if that's okay with you. straight from tap? awesome.

*gets down on knees*

One stalk of celery please, nothing on it.

sprite dont black it please

Hit me with Mai Tai. Andy's gonna be watching.

Get me a margarita please. Shaken not stirred.

Whiskey

You're not Jill. Where's my regular bartender waifu?