Kratos is a bitch and Sora is better than him and I'm going to prove it to all of you...

Kratos is a bitch and Sora is better than him and I'm going to prove it to all of you. Lets compare how they got their powers. The Keyblade chose Sora because it recognized his abilities and personally chose him as its master.

Kratos got his ass kicked in a fight by a barbarian and begged Ares for power, the pussiest God of the Greek pantheon, the one that got his shit kicked in by Athena so badly that he laid his head on Zeus' lap and literally cried tears over it.

Point to Sora.

Sora fought and defeated the cooler and more powerful versions of Greek Gods and Titans, such as Hercules and Hades, as well as other greek beasts. The versions Kratos fought were weaker and fucking boring.

Point to Sora.

Sora has fought and defeated Sephiroth and almost a quarter of the more powerful Final Fantasy characters. Kratos has not and could not.

Sora is a better character than Kratos. If Shadow the Hedgehog is just an edgy Sonic recolor, then Kratos is just an edgy Achilles recolor. The entire plot of God of War is just shitty Greek fanfiction written by a manchild.

Point to Sora.

Kairi is hotter than Krato's wife and also isn't dead. Sora also isn't a murderous psychopath that delights in sadistic torture.

Sora is also a better singer than Kratos. And Sora can fly. Kratos can't.

I'm not reading all that but Kratos got laid while Sora is still voiced by Hailey Joel Osmosis

Fuck off, weeb.

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>Sora also isn't a murderous psychopath that delights in sadistic torture

Why do I not believe this?

Kratos doesn't have official concept art of him drawn as a furry so that instantly makes him better. KH would have been way better if the main character was Donald like Disney wanted

But they keyblade didn't choose Sora it chose Riku, When really Terra chose Riku

Kratos is a greek god and those nigs banged animals all the time. Kratos probably has dozens of centaur cousins and shit.

gtfo nerd

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Sora can skateboard. Kratos can't because he's fucking terrible. Sora can summon literally any Disney character he wants anytime to make them fight for him.

Sora impaled himself with his Keyblade to save the person he cared about, Kratos did it because hes a dumbass fuck up who destroyed the world and killed himself out of despair.

Sora and Riku are bros despite everything while every "bro" Kratos has ever had is either dead or betrayed him.

The keyblade can unlock anything, Krato's shitty chain swords can't.

Sora has hair while Kratos is fucking bald.

Underrated thread

Sora has a variety of cool outfits while Kratos runs around shritless and wearing a fucking skirt thinking hes some fucking anime girl. Hes a bitch.

Sora didn't get rebooted as a different character because he was so fucking awful they had to completely reinvent him, unlike Kratos.

Sora has a fully customizable fucking spaceship and gets into badass space battles and has destroyed entire fleets of monsters. Kratos has to fucking walk everywhere or ride a pussy white horse with wings.

David Jaffe is fucking fat

>the key blade chose sora
It literally didnt. It was meant for riku and it missed, or something

Did I time travel back into the ps2 era or something

OP is correct.

>cool outfits
post a pic of yourself wearing one and ill read your shitty thread

OK you got me op the skateboarding skill is the kicker
Also sora defeats enemies from different dimensions I'm sure that counts for something

>he didn't unlock the spud of war
>or the cod of war
>or robotos

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Sora is best friends with Winnie the Pooh and even prevented him from committing suicide. Kratos has no friends because hes a piece of shit and could never save anybodies life.

Sora fought and defeated an army of 1000 heartless. Sora can slice buildings in half. Sora is fast enough to deflect musket fire. Kratos dies by falling into a hole.

Kratos wears shitty insane clown posse makeup made of the ashes of his dead family, which is edgy deviantart shit.

Sora doesn't have an edgy origin story and has one that is more human and relatable.

Sora can play his Keyblade like a guitar. Kratos cannot play any instrument. Hes fucking talentless.

Both are shit, but KH fans are the most insufferable faggot man-children in all of video gaming.
I don't know who it is that you're trying to bait, but your thread is bad and you should feel bad.

The keyblade chose Riku first but then Riku fell to darkness, so then the keyblade chose Sora. Sora is sloppy seconds.

The only time Kratos gets sloppy seconds is when he goes back for more.

Kingdom hearts is a game for fags, and weebs.

Kratos struggles to lift doors while Sora can slice through 20 buildings in a second.

Kratos has a fucked up rat nose and is ugly as shit while Sora acutally looks like a human instead of a rodent.

Sora rode a magic carpet, Kratos rode Ares's dick.

I'm fucking done. Kratos is worthless. Sora is worth it.

To add to this, KH's story is the most blatantly obvious written-by-committee bullshit I've ever seen. Convoluted and meaningless =/= interesting.

Also who the fuck thought "You know what would be sick? Let's combine Disney and Final Fantasy. Then make it 90% about the Final Fantasy half of shit anyway."

Kratos has to care his wife's son.

it's too early for me to take tis thread seriously. but sora would win obv

Sora is powered by shonen anime bullshot and Kratos is a dumbass edgelord pussy. Agreed.

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Except in the game lore the Keyblade didn't choose Sora, it chose Riku. Sora just kind of stole it from Riku. He was never meant to be a wielder.

>the Keyblade didn't choose Sora, it chose Riku. Sora just kind of stole it from Riku.
That was because Terra choose Riku as a apprentice, thus a keyblade would logically choose him. Riku went full retard so it went back to Sora.

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