Games you uninstalled really quickly

Games you uninstalled really quickly.

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A guy with a Sanic-tier name ("Corvo") gets framed by an evil government for killing the empress and kidnapping an adorable little girl. He breaks out of prison with the help of -- yes -- a shabby resistance group, who give him an honest-to-god "we need someone with your skills" speech. He meets a couple of cardboard characters, then some guy in a dream just hands him magic powers because he's the chosen one or something. That's where I uninstalled.

There's no humor. There's no self-awareness. There are fucking journal entries and audio logs scattered everywhere. The art style belongs on a 15-year old's DeviantArt page, and the character animations are embarrassing.

I can't say much about the gameplay, because in the first THREE missions, there is almost none of it. But I did gather that it runs on gimmicks, and that enemies are blind and dumb.

I know it's been forgotten, but I'm surprised it was never universally hated.

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I should probably uninstall the new THI4F game because I haven't played it since I stopped playing it.

Resident Evil Revelations 2

Another piece of garbage NuRE fans recommended by claiming it was like THE OLD GAMES

It would be kinda ok if that was their first game, but when you consider these guys made Dark Messiah, it was a big fucking letdown.

uninstall yourself

same for me
only played the first level, the one were break out of the prison
i didnt like the game at all, feelt like bioshock (in a bad limiting way) and i didnt got into the cartoony art style

>That's where I uninstalled.
Exactly where I uninstalled as well OP.

naw, i beat that game full rape mode and silent mode

I reinstalled it after 3 years. plan to play again before the 2nd is out. I actually never beat the daud dlc either. I gotta do that.


Dishonored is one of the few bethesda games I love.

Naw, it's good. I got it dirt cheap and got my money worth.

>bethesda games
>dishonored
>bethesda game

>i didnt got into the cartoony artstyle
>i didn't got

dishonored is in my like top 10 games, I cannot wait for the second one!

Sounded like you were really trying hard to dislike the game, OP.

are you upset because it wasn't a zany fps with explosions everywhere?

>dishonored
>bethesda game

I really wish idiots would stop thinking this.

>I can't say much about the gameplay, because in the first THREE missions, there is almost none of it

Confirmed for not playing the game. Nice bait, here's your (you).

well their name is stamped on it. My bad nigga, I guess it is not a bethesda game, and their name is there for no reason.

on a side note. I played Dishonored the week following me beating Bioshock Infinite (this is release week for that btw)

I beat infinite story in 15 hours or so? Was so disappointed, remorse is real. I regret getting that day 1. that faggot sessler and his review shilled and sold me.

anyway, I played dishonored the next week, and it is 100% a better game. More fun, and the story is 100% better.

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I uninstalled after the party, couldn't keep doing the same shit over and over again.

0/10

yep

I dunno OP. I got it not too long ago and I enjoyed every minute of it. I'm currently playing through the Knife of Dunwall/Brigmore Witches DLC, which is pretty good despite being more of the same.

Also, who here /PoeticJustice/?

the game in normal difficulty serves as a tutorial for another run in the hardest difficulty by going either full stealth or full chaos.

this is how you should end up playing

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>There are people unironically defending this turd ITT

The same kind of people that liked Hitman Absolution I assume

>what are publishers

ahhh.

so is arkane who did batham?

Naw, absolution sucked. Dishonored is good though.

you are like a little baby

>Dishonored is 100% better than Bioshock Infinite

That is saying so little that you might as well have not mentioned it at all. You could argue a turd with sprinkles is better than just a turd

>killing people for no reason
>stealth

Anything other than true ghosting is failure to me.

dam dog, I only have 43%

It took me a while to get used to its stealth system. For the first two missions I was pretty clumsy at it. Then I got used to it and it became a decent 7/10 game.

The graphics and art style are kind of ugly, the world is a bit generic (besides the void whale stuff), and all the journals and audio logs are redundant and not worth your time reading.

The daud dlc is more challenging than the main game and the areas are more branching and open with more objectives. So that's cool, but by the time I finished the relatively short main campaign I was already burnt out on the mechanics and setting to fully enjoy the dlc. So I guess I'm glad the main game was short?

I dunno, still a 7/10 for me

> The art style belongs on a 15-year old's DeviantArt page
Just cause it's not super high-def, ultra-realistic graphics does not make it bad

k, fag.

whoops, meant to quote

This is the most summer thing I have ever read.

half the time as the other user. impressive

It's a bait post.

most of the cheebo's are ez but the dunwall trials ones are absolutely crazy.
>Get to Wave 13 in Back Alley Brawl killing all combatants personally
>Complete Assassin's Run with 100% accuracy using only head shots
>Complete all Normal and Expert challenges with a 3-Stars rating (read: 3-Star Burglar on Expert, a completely pain in the ass)

i can barely touch the game anymore bruh it is a curse as well as a blessing. dish 2 better deliver.

So...
Dishonored thread?
We know anything more about 2? Or has that thing been ded since E3?

Don't be such a faggot man. Anything can look like shit and Dishonored has new enough graphics that it's absurd to act like OP thinks modern graphics are inherently good.

I uninstalled it because it gave me headaches.

Absolutely nothing.

Say are any of you fags doing the fanart contest? It's due tomorrow.

It's a shit game that "gamers" (casuals) love because they have no taste, exactly like Infamous, Prototype, Diablo, etc.

why don't you enlighten us with your super hardcore gaming tastes

I realize this is Sup Forums, but you do realize just because you don't like it doesn't make it bad. People enjoy different things in different mediums, be they books, films, music or vidya.

Mega Man X

Prototype was more fun than anything open world released in last 5 years desu fampai

It's a game that had potential but felt too fucking empty and easy.

I like it

Is it possible to set the bar any lower?

Prototype was janky, empty, and most of all ugly. I disagree with your opinion that it was good. Most open world games are bad, but there are a couple good ones. Like Just Cause 2.

I think its really fun, Im currently playing it

did anyone else notice that dishonored and dead island have the same puking sound?

those jews buying assets

So you uninstalled the moment it was about to get good.

OK then.

>just hands him magic powers because he's the chosen one or something

The Outsider literally gives Corvo powers because he's bored. If you just kill everyone in revenge/to get Emily back the Outsider is disappointed in you for taking the predictable and boring path. Conversely if you kill as little as possible and get revenge on the big names in interesting ways, the Outsider is happy with you for being an interesting bit of entertainment.

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