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Gavin Kelly
Brody Walker
What happened?
Noah Thompson
Why couldn't they wait to remove kebab until after it came out?
Liam Mitchell
Military coup in Turkey.
Asher Fisher
Oh fuck
Justin Turner
The devs are probably scared shit less right now... hopefully the psychopath leader gets booted quickly
Jackson Scott
What's psychopathic about him?
Ian Reed
US armed forces are currently on DEFCON 3. The Turkish army now has control of the nukes that were stored in the base where they started the coup.
Justin Collins
He jails people for talking bad about him for a start. He's turned Turkey from the secular country of the middle east to a regular mudslime paradise
Logan Gray
Why are you lying to people?
Hudson Diaz
The Air Force is on DEFCON 3 though
Hudson Baker
He sounds like an alright guy, then.
Still not seeing where psychopathy comes into this.
Caleb Ross
nice source faggot
Daniel Foster
He is an Islamist. Like Obongo.
Angel Jenkins
So what do they want?
Jacob Cox
>allright guy
Abdula plz leave
Brayden Adams
go home Mehmet
Blake Hughes
They want to get out of NATO and enter into a military alliance with the russians.
Jonathan Howard
He used an obscure German law that says you can't make fun of other leaders as a reason to arrest people.
qz.com
The guy went into comedic bond villain territory a long time ago.
Kevin Baker
No u
Carter Davis
LUL
Angel Cooper
How is any of that "bond villain territory"?
Charles Barnes
Aren't the soldiers taking part in the coup pro NATO?
Dominic Hughes
no it isn't
Aaron Johnson
Nobody cares. Fuck off.
Josiah Rogers
I hope the coup will be successful because if it fail Erogan will be even crazier and Turkey will end up with third world tier military forces.
Jordan Williams
HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Noah Bell
Turkey under the Erdogan regime has been the primary supplier of terrorists in Syria. The war there would have probably concluded by now had it not been for Erdogan.
Daniel Thomas
Will we get another fucking Arabic Civil war?
Ryder Lopez
fuck off
Kayden Gomez
Maybe
But the good news is that Europe, as the caretaker of the world, will take in all refugees again
Jonathan Morris
What does your fucking tiny brain says to you, little cunt?
What part of this is Videogames? What is the little tumor in your head that makes you think making this shitty ass thread on a videogames board makes sense?
Are you braindead? Are you craving dicks?
I wish you a painful death regardless. You embody the shitposters that are ruining this board. HANG. YOURSELF.
Lucas Wood
Don't worry guys, it'll be alright.
Justin Cooper
b-but they're playing Pokemon Go live
Hudson Foster
these nerds missing the meme
Brayden Myers
Erdogan has
>funneled tens of millions of state funds into his personal accounts and those of his families and imrpisoned those who reported on it and called for investigation
>given financial and material aid to ISIS and other jihadist groups in Syria in an attempt to project Turkey's influence over the region
>reignited a civil war with the Kurds because he was going to lose the upcoming elections without a massive boost of nationalist sentiment
>continously eroded Turkey's secular values while promoting islamisation
On topic though the m&b devs will be fine.
Juan Green
...
Cooper Ramirez
Good. Fuck Turks.
muh Kurds
Thomas Sanchez
rofl
Daniel Carter
t. k*rt
Ayden White
F ;_;
Aaron Collins
No. The military has already taken over. They're secular and trying to keep the peace. Turkey will probably stop sending aid to the terrorists in the Middle East and Syria will recover.
The only thing to worry about is Israel/CIA getting pissed and trying to start more coups.
Leo Murphy
topkek, and who had control of them if not the army. The politicians?
Asher Morgan
>Arabic
Oliver Fisher
>getting beat up by an adult child
What? Why? That pussy was The motherfucking Mountain compared to that little shit
Matthew Foster
I hope Anzu is okay
Jeremiah Myers
who?
Jackson Roberts
She is, she's in Japan right now.
Daniel Smith
She's okay, she's cuddling with me right now in bed.
Isaac White
I wonder where Koksal is
Zachary Wilson
>WE ARE YUROPEANS N SHIEET
Dominic Thompson
Enjoy my sloppy seconds senpai, I gave her a good ride last night
Hunter Garcia
>last night.
what a cuck, I fucked her last month.
Xavier Parker
godDAMNit
Ryan Perez
t. turk