Rainbow Six

>Rainbow Six
>there's only five people on each team

>Splinter Cell
>You don't play as a super rat with turtle sons in prison

>The Elder Scrolls
>You don't play as an old person browsing the Internet

>Dawn of War
>war already started tens of thousands of years ago

>No Mans Sky
>there's a bunch of people in the sky

>Rainbow
>they're not even homos

>Dark Souls
>All of the souls are bright and shiny

>Rainbow Six
>they skipped the first 5 games

>Risk of rain
>no chance of precipitation

>Titan Quest
>they never offer any, its always humans

>Metal Gear Solid
>shit

>dragonball z: budokai tenkaichi 3
>the tenkaichi 3 isn't budokai

>Banished
>yet they still want to trade

>Soul Reaver
>there's a whole bunch of Reavers
>there's a blood reaver, an air reaver, a dark reaver, an earth reaver...

>Tens of

No, just ten

>don't starve
>still happens

...

>Halo: Combat Evolved
>humans still use bullets to kill things in the 26th century

>FTL: Faster Than Light
>totally useful acronym

>Dark Souls
>every soul you find glows brightly and is white

>FIFA 16
>Released in 2015
Am I missing something ?

>Alien: Isolation
>you never play as a neet spic in his basement

because the flames fades and dark remain..

>Payday 2
>only the devs were playing

The season ends in 2016

kek

Are you on the spectrum?

>Rainbow Six goes to New Zealand
>They suddenly become Rainbow Sex

>sleeping dogs
>you're a chinese cop
>not even a chinese dog

>Darksiders
>You can stand in the light

>Darksiders 2
>You play as one guy

>starcraft 2
>you never build stars

>grand theft auto
>you never get convicted

>Superhot
>The game would be of mild temperature

>stalker
>no qt waifu to call, harass and send salacious unsolicited communication

>Hostile Waters
>All enemies are on the island or in the air

>Black & White
>The game actually is pretty colorful

But user, his belly is full of dogs

>rocket league
>you drive cars

igetthatreference

>E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy
>You have no clue what the fuck is going on.

>Sup Forums - Video Games
>there's no video games

>Half life
>You start with 100% Health

well...shit

>Battlefield: Hardline
>There isn't a Battlefield, it's just cops and robbers

>Prince of persia
>Player is not a noble

>Hotline Miami
>you don't work in an American call centre

What a fucking joke. I want my money back.

>Mirror's Edge
>No mirrors to be found

>Assassin's Creed
>You break the creed in the beginning of the game

>Torchlight
>you don't use torches to light your way

Except the titular dark souls, dummy.

That's only true in the shitty reboot, though.

>Superhot
>PC doesn't start melting when you launch it

>Megaman
>You actually play as a manlet

ROCKET-powered cars

>"Bio" shock
>not even any water

>The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim
>It doesn't work.

That is because "bio" is biological you fucking faggot.

>resident evil 4
>its not the fourth game

Which means "water-logical" dumbass

>and they're all wearing the same color

Stop posting idiot

Except it is.

>Minecraft
>everything I craft isn't mine

>Super Mario Strikers
>Game is about soccer and not disenfranchised workers unions

No it is the fifth game

1
2
3
CV
4

>Battleborn
>it's actually dead

>Metroid
>never actually meet roid

>Stillborn
:^)

>Mario Strikers Charged
>Still no sign of any strikers and they aren't being charged for any crimes they would have done.

>Knights of the Old Republic
>Play as a Padawan

>game of the year edition
>game is shit

Kay eee kay

>E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy
>You can't read the text for ants.

>Overwatch
>you don't watch over anything

>Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne
>no megamis get tenseied

...

>Gothic
>there is nothing Gothic about it

>Mortal Kombat
>You can play as a god.

It's called a spin off.

Aka something that is not technically apart of the original trilogy

And you generally play during the day

>>>/reddit/

>Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA F
>has Luka songs

>Hey! Low Reach
>Mort, All Kombat
>Skeet Fighter
>Redhead Retention
>Metal Queer Raising
>Quinkom Qwuarts
>Day of Sex
Fuck of Alex and fuck

You mean sux. The kiwi accent is South African, but with the sound of an I and U swapped.

Sorry to ruin your meme

Which is stupid because Code Veronica is not a spin off at all.

And now i feel like playing every single Resident Evil again. Thanks.

Kill yourself faggot

>Marvel vs Capcom 2
>everyone only picks Marvel characters

This post looks like a Chinese knockoff of an actual post.

Who would want to play as fucking Ryu when you can play as the fucking Ghost Rider.

That's odd, I always thought of their accent as Australian.

>Rainbow Six: Siege
>There are no terrorist operators
>There are only Anti-Terrorist vs Anti-Terrorist teams

>Wipeout
>isn't a surfing game

Delete this

wipe out my jizz from your lips lad.

>FarCry
>actually refers to the relation between the original and the sequels

Why are these threads always funny. Like it should be funny after the first few times but I always laugh at a few posts.

>Infamous
>you're famous

>Devil May Cry
>The is no Devil and he doesn't cry

>DOOM
>protagonist isn't in any danger