On one hand you have the fags who need to feel smug by bitching about everything...

On one hand you have the fags who need to feel smug by bitching about everything. Particularly normies "they're making a video game movie? LMAO! Nerds!"

On the other, video game movies and lol nerds! XD...

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will the classic nes be sold at the door to this normieking.

Not in the fucking slightest.

This is hilariously stupid but I'm excited
I hope it's pure garbage

>Tetris
>not a tetralogy
I'll pass.

wha-why is it a trilogy? how much effen ish can there be about a tetris game?

>female protagonist

not again...

It fits with Tetris since it's the only game girls play.

>bitching about female protagonists
>doesn't complain about male protagonists rehashing over and over again for decades

This isn't the Candy Crush movie

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This is literally the fucking Mario movie.
Replace "One woman" with "Two plumbers" and it's the exact same fucking thing.

wot

>tetris cinematic universe
stop doing this cinematic universe shit hollywood

>Larry Kasanoff

The guy responsible for this shit?

No thanks

candy crush movie when?

>Charlie Sheen
This can't possibly be bad

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>tetris
>movie

How can you possibly make a film about falling blocks and having to arrange them in lines?

It's not going to be about Tetris at all.

>One giant wall where blocks fall from the sky
>They do some shit
>Shit disappears
>Highest Scre
>ASS
>Credits
youtube.com/watch?v=1VNyQgGSXzQ

don't download it. don't search it out at all. leave it be and walk away.

>How can you possibly make a film about falling blocks and having to arrange them in lines?
Wha-what if that is the movie for the whole trilogy? What kind of absolute madman got this greenlit at the studios?

>One woman...

I wonder if feminists will do the "If you think this movie looks like crap you're sexist" thing again.

They could have made a movie about the story behind the making of Tetris and all the pre/post cold war struggles regarding it but no we get the second coming of shit.

It's going to be about a strong independent woman destroying Trump's wall.

>One woman
Oh boy, I wonder who the villain is.

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I hope so. That worked so well with Ghosbusters.

>I wonder who the villain is

didnt that work for ghostbusters though? Their already saying on my facebook feed that the movie is gonna make over 150m opening weekend due to it being all women since its not racist like the original which only had men.

das fucked up yo... inb4 there is a villain character named Drumpf who looks and acts like trump and the movie is about bringing illegals to america to experience diversity.

This has to be, far and away, the stupidest fucking concept I've ever heard.

A while line piece

They aren't, they are calling it a tetris movie to get those autistic gamer bux. The only thing the movie has in relation to the game is the title. That is very apparent considering the movie they are making could be it's own standalone movie with the same story just remove the title "tetris".

>more SHE'S A GIRL DEAL WITH IT advertising
fuck off

Uhh... what? What is this? Is this shit satire? There's no way that's a serious concept... right?

What the fuck is wrong with media these day.

why couldn't they make an emotional movie about some shy Russian mathematicians trying to have fun creating game based in a popular board game from their childhood while living in a cold, soviet Russia?

WHY?

>it's actually real
What the fuck
youtube.com/watch?v=uROQ9nplxIY

is it me or does this movie literally celebrate capitalism a little bit too much

So it's a bait movie?

>"One woman faces a grim dark future in a cyberpunk dystopia where she battles for tomorrow for hope."
im sorry but I played Tetris and there was nothing in it about a cyberpunk world, where are they getting this from?

tetris is an allegory for the USSR

What the fuck, have you not played Tetris: Advanced Warfare?

kekd

Would be cool seeing that. And then all the legal battles that ruskie had to go on.

You didn't read the manual?

They made a fucking movie about Mario, and this surprises you? I don't know why you're complaining about media these days when video game movies have been a thing for more than twenty years.

Nowhere, that's faggot OP conjecture.

this is bait right? wait a sec this whole movie is bait, who is this ruse master who is making this movie? inb4 paul feig who made ghostbusters

I think we should get Sup Forums involved with this discussion.

Id like their take on this.

I predicting a 30% on RT.

What the fuck is this movie going to be about? And it's going to be a trilogy? Even if you take the cold war allegory that's still stretching it for one movie, much less a series.

Sup Forums is a shit board with shit opinions though. I mean we're on fucking Sup Forums and that says a lot that Sup Forums is worse than Sup Forums or Sup Forums as far as opinions over the hobbies the boards relate to go.

>Only chick is a fat pink princess
Yeah, that'll fly

Could've done something based on this.

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Sup Forums hate vidya

>they actually came up with an idea worse than Battleship

Sounds better than the emoji movie.

It is literally "Product Placement: The Movie." The funny thing is, a lot of companies backed out of the movie because it was a disaster to produce, so they ended up having to replace a lot of mascots with obvious knockoffs.

I went there recently, and they had entire threads bitching about shows and movies for having a Jewish actor or actress. They got hit harded by Sup Forums than we did.